Like complete idiots from the commercial break.We have a great show tonight.Amy Schumer will be out here in a few minutes.She will? 广告的时候我像个白痴一样今晚节目很棒艾米舒默待会就上场了是吗 I wanted to mention some

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《柯南脱口秀》第122期:童年经历

I mean,I-I'm a drinker.Did you drink any of the bottles of booze while you were there? 我喜欢喝酒那些酒瓶里有你喝的吗 Yeah,but they're mini bottles so,like,drinking all of those is like one drink.Basically a drink. 有的但那些是迷

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《柯南脱口秀》第123期:被迫进喜剧界

It's a memory that I just had actually.My brother who just reminded me that my two front teeth didn't fall out until I was fifth grade. 实际上我最近回想起一件事我住在芝加哥的兄弟提醒我我的两颗门牙直到五年级才掉

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《柯南脱口秀》第125期:挖坑之王

And then he walked me through my diet.He was like,so in the morning you'll have a smoothie. 然后他教我怎么节食他说早上喝一杯鲜果奶昔 And then for lunch you journal about that smoothie.And then.what do you eat at lunch?You're not

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《柯南脱口秀》第126期:耍了点花招

Kenny,thank you so much for being here.The crowed is a little violent.I see that,I like it like that. 肯尼非常感谢你来这里观众有些暴力我看到了我喜欢这样 Get out of hand sometimes.You know,what's crazy is I was thinking,I

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《柯南脱口秀》第127期:家里最丑的人

All right,let's talk about meet the Smiths.You've got a reality show. 我们聊聊《史密斯一家》吧你有一部真人秀 You've got your family involved.Do your daughters,you know,I think of you as a very cool guy. 你的家人参演了你的女

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《柯南脱口秀》第128期:很酷的事

Thank you so much.I appreciate that.Good to be here. 非常感谢谢谢能来这里我很高兴 I just learned you can set a google alert to your own name. 我刚了解你可以对自己的名字设置谷歌提醒 And google will e-mail you all th

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《柯南脱口秀》第169期:很厉害的角色

There was I think an interview that went through Robert Kirkman,and said I know you cross reference the characters, 有次罗伯特柯克曼的采访我知道你们会对比角色 and there is a character named jesus who is really a bad ass in the c

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《柯南脱口秀》第170期:模仿英国口音

It is such a good.You were good,you were good in it. 好棒你配得很棒 Thank you.You were very good.I had a lot of fun.Your voice is okay. 谢谢你表现得很棒我配的额很开心你的声音还行 Thank you,probably my weakest feature b

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《柯南脱口秀》第171期:越来越胖

So when a kid like shouts out danger zone out of a car and no one knows it is me. 所以当有个孩子坐在车里喊出危险区的时候没人知道那是我 I can be,People can misread the situation. 这有可能人们可能会误解这种情况

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《柯南脱口秀》第172期:整人最开心

There you are.Yep. 你在那里对 So everybody knows what a bear is. 大家都知道什么是熊男 It is a big,you know,it as a big hair man.yeah. 就是毛发浓密的健壮男性对 Who gay people want to have sex with. 同性恋者想跟他睡觉

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《柯南脱口秀》第173期:奇葩事情

Cause you got in trouble in public once for annoying people. 你曾因为整人而在公众场合惹上了麻烦 You went to.well,I got it back basically.It backfired. 基本上是我遭到了报复反被人整 That was birthday party I had a few ye

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《柯南脱口秀》第174期:迪士尼乐园大火

I didn't want you to stop.I just want you to see my watch. 我不希望你们停下我只想让你们看到我的表 That didn't mean we were running low.Yeah,any time! 这意思不是我们没时间了随便鼓吧 Six-hour show tonight.That would

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《柯南脱口秀》第176期:糊弄警察

I love this story. 我喜欢这则故事 A Nebraska man was arrested after police found a container of marijuana in his car labeled Not weed. 一名内布拉斯加男子被捕因为警察在他车里发现一箱大麻上面写着不是大麻 The m

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《柯南脱口秀》第177期:被赶下班机

Great show.Great show for you tonight. 节目很精彩今晚的节目很精彩 You are esily the best crowd of the week.I got to tell you. 你们简直是一周最佳嘉宾真的 This woman's wearing a Norman shirt.He was here two days ago. 那女人

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《柯南脱口秀》第178期:无限点赞能力

Speaking of technology,the dating app tinder is in the news. 说到科技约会应用软件陌陌上了新闻 You all konw tinder,right?Pretending you don't,ok. 大家都知道陌陌吧装做不知道好吧 The dating app tinder launched a premium

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《柯南脱口秀》第179期:变得越来越聪明

A seattle doctor,that's right,I'm saying it, 西雅图一名医生没错我就是说了 A seattle doctor,doesn't mean anything,a seattle doctor.Everyone's like,what,what's the problem? 一名西雅图医生没什么啦大家都像这有什么的吗

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《柯南脱口秀》第180期:上百个榜单

As you know,ladies and gentlemen,buzz feed,buzz feed,that's a big deal,it publishes hundreds of lists every single day. 大家知道消息网消息网每天会发布上百个榜单 But coming up with all these lists is a lot of pressure. 担心想出

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《柯南脱口秀》第175期:星巴克拍纪录片

What a stupid thing to say.I bet I could take her if I had enought time. 说的什么蠢话我一定能拿下他给我点时间 A man posted a YouTube video of himself taping Mentose to his entire body, 一名男子发布了一段视频他往自己身

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《柯南脱口秀》第148期:网上购买母乳

This is interesting.I want to bring this up.I found out about this and I can believe it. 一则趣闻我想提一下我得知这事后觉得难以置信 And maybe you've heard about it too. 或许大家也听说了 some families who have trouble nu

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