《柯南脱口秀》第177期:被赶下班机
英语课
Great show.Great show for you tonight. 节目很精彩 今晚的节目很精彩
You are esily the best crowd of the week.I got to tell you. 你们简直是一周最佳嘉宾 真的
This woman's wearing a Norman shirt.He was here two days ago. 那女人穿了件诺曼·瑞杜斯T恤 他是两天前来的
You came to the wrong show.It's all online.You gotta look it up.What's with here? 你来错节目了 网上都有的 你去看看啊 怎么回事啊
How are you doing,folks?We have a great show tonight.Very good show tonight. 各位好啊 今晚节目很棒 我们会很开心的
Check online.Just check the guests before you come.It's that easy. 上网看看啊 来之前看看嘉宾是谁 很简单的
what else is going on?A lot to talk about. 还有什么情况 很多可谈
I just saw this article,psychologists have found that going to sleep early may help ward 1 off mental illness. 我刚刚看到一篇文章 心理学家发现 早睡或能防御精神疾病
In other words,if you stayed up late to watch my show,you're insane 2. 也就是说 如果你晚上不睡 看这个节目 你就是疯了
It's a mistake.We cause brain damage.You are on your way to insanity 3.Yes,on your way. 不应该啊 我们会致使人脑损伤 是即将发疯 没错 即将
Interesting story,a Chinese family was kicked off a flight to Hong Kong. 有趣新闻 中国一家人被赶下了香港的一趟班机
Kicked off because their 3-year-old wouldn't sit in his seat. 因为他们3岁的儿子不肯坐在自己座位上
As a result the 3-year-old missed his first day of work.Sawing something. 以至于3岁的孩子错过了第一天上班 锯东西
I don't think they're making 3-year-old saw things.Yes. 我觉得不会让三岁的孩子锯东西吧 是啊
That's the sound effect I can make.You know,that's what he's doing.Ok.All right,all right. 我只会模仿这个声效 他就干这个呢 好吧 行吧 行
I told you,that's how they make iPhone. 我告诉你了 他们就这么做iPhone
They make one long bar of iPhones,and then a 3-year-old saws them into different pieces. 做一长条iPhone 然后让3岁的孩子锯断
That's how it's done.all right. 就是这么做的 好吧
n.守卫，监护，病房，行政区，由监护人或法院保护的人（尤指儿童）；vt.守护，躲开
- The hospital has a medical ward and a surgical ward.这家医院有内科病房和外科病房。
- During the evening picnic,I'll carry a torch to ward off the bugs.傍晚野餐时，我要点根火把，抵挡蚊虫。
adj.蠢极的，荒唐的，精神错乱的，疯狂的
- Insane people are sometimes dangerous.精神病人有时非常危险。
- The letter made her insane with jealousy.那封信使她妒忌得发疯。
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