I feel dumb mentioning this one the air but I'm going to do it.Ok. 我觉得在做节目时说这事有点傻 但我就说了 好的 You never mentioned the sweater I sent you on Cyber Monday. 你没提过我网购周一寄给你的毛衣啊 You sent
My parents,about 20 years ago,they were driving their car and the same thing happened.It wasn't a jaguar. 我父母 大约二十年前 他们开着自己的车 发生了同样的事情 那不是辆捷豹 I won't get them one of those,But they pulled
Excellent show tonight,right,andy?Oh,you know probably. 今晚节目很棒 是吧 安迪 就那样吧 We do have a great show.We do.A lot of fun stuff planned,and a kind of history day,I don't know if you know this, 今晚节目很棒的 不知道大家
Southwest airlines in the news.Southwest airlines has widened its seats by almost one inch. 西南航空上新闻了 西南航空将座位加宽了近1英寸 I don't think that's going to help because during the announcement,Americans widened their a
Barney frank coming out here.Terrific program all around.I want to mention something. 巴尼弗兰克也会来 今晚节目很棒 我想提件事 Recently I heard about a popular new activity here in L.A.It's a new thing.It's called the escape room 我
A member of the group abba is opening up an abba-themed restaurant, 阿巴合唱团的一名成员 将开一家阿巴主题的餐厅 where you sing and dance along with the waiters. 顾客可以跟服务员一起唱歌跳舞 It's being called a great
We have a picture of you at the White House correspondent's dinner. 我们有张你的照片 在白宫记者宴上 And this is you with your lovely wife and it is intense. 你跟你妻子在一起 现场气氛是很热烈 What I noticed about it,it's
They should be left where they are.Leave them where they are. 它们应该待在原地 让它们待在原地 But the trainer did promise me by July I would look like Robert Downey Jr in Iron Man. 但是训练师向我承诺 到了七月 我看起来会
Now,you are quite young,you said you had been working in this business for,since you were a kid. 你很年轻 你说你是从孩子开始 你就在这行工作了 Did you ever have any nonacting job for you had success? 你有没有过成功的非演戏
I'm curious quickly,the zombie makeup,they do such a good job with you. 我很好奇 僵尸妆 他们化得很好 but it must take a long time to make you up as a zombie. 但是化僵尸妆肯定要很久吧 It takes about an hour and 45 minutes in t
Due to civil unrest in Baltimore,tomorrow's game between the Orioles and the White Sox will be played to an empty stadium. 由于巴尔的摩发生骚乱 明天金莺队和白袜队的比赛将在无人的体育馆中进行 They're going to empty the
Speaking of babies,prince William's pregnant wife,Kate middleton,is past her due date. 说到新生儿 威廉王子的怀孕妻子 凯特米德尔顿已经过了孕产期了Doctors may have to induce labor. 医生可能得催产Yeah,to speed up the b
Welcome back,ladies and gentlemen.We have a great show tonight.Right,Andy? 欢迎回来 女士们先生们 今晚节目很棒 是吧 安迪 Don't laugh.I'm serious. 别笑啊 我说真的 Whatever.Anyway,I wanted to talk about something tonight,we do
But also how does he know it's your shoes?It's ridiculous. 他要怎么知道那是你的鞋啊 简直荒唐 Look at the shoe.You know whose shoe that is?That makes no sense. 看这只鞋 知道这是谁的鞋吗 根本没道理 Ok,you have such hard
I'm curious,do you ever bulk up for a role,like do you bulk up for Game of Thrones? 我想问 你是否曾为角色锻炼身材 你为《权利的游戏》特意锻炼身材了吗 No,I mean,last year I did a movie coming out next year called Gods of
I was in Tunisia.I was at college. 那是在突尼斯 大学的时候 We went on this two-week trip and staying locally in this beautiful village. 我们去旅行两周 我们待在当地一个美丽的村庄 And the people were great.I arrived the f
But so,and what else? 还有什么 It's,I mean you live here so you can have a glass of water and don't feel guilty about it. 住在那里 你喝水不会觉得愧疚 There's a lot of water and great food. 有很多水 食物很好 I have friends fro
I didn't know this about you,cause I'm a big,I told you I'm a huge fan of the show backstage,but I'm shocked at how tall you are. 我不知道你的这一点 我在后台跟你说 我很喜欢这部剧 但你居然有这么高 It's unusual.Actually,w
I have never,I swear to god,I never heard of a jazz video game.Really? 我对天发誓 我从没听说过爵士乐电子游戏 真的吗 I though every teenage boy had their jazz video games.Sounds like a punishment. 我还以为每个青少年都有爵
Weirdly,I never had any problems with bullies in school.Lacrosse players and football players were nice to me in school. 奇怪的是 在学校没有恶霸欺负我 学校的长曲棍球手和橄榄球员对我都很好 But when I went to art camp,I
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