《柯南脱口秀》第209期:结婚纪念日

I got an award for that joke.Put it right over here in my mind. 我靠这段子获奖了 就放在我脑子里 Crazy story,today in Oklahoma,two men dressed as batman and captain America tried to rob someone at a gas station. 疯狂的消息 今天在俄

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《柯南脱口秀》第208期:井子游戏

What else is going on?North Korea,crazy news out of North Korea. 还有什么 朝鲜一则疯狂的新闻 North Korea has ordered people with the same name as Kim Jong-un to change their names. 朝鲜要求 与金正恩重名的人改名 Yes.If you h

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《柯南脱口秀》第207期:超越美国

They were making noises.Why can't I make noises? 他们也乱叫了啊 我怎么就不能 Sometimes I want to do it back to them.I know,I know. 有时候我就想回敬他们 是啊 Actually why they're cheering I'm always going,bop,beep. 他们欢呼的

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《柯南脱口秀》第205期:少年时代

Now you are,what about boyhood? boyhood. 那么 《少年时代》呢 《少年时代》 This is a movie that follows real actors over 12 years. 这部电影跟踪拍摄了演员们12年 Yes,12 years.It's a great movie. 是的 12年 这部电影很棒

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《柯南脱口秀》第204期:音乐剧粉

What were you doing? 你在干嘛 He's saying three hours.He was saying it was 3 hours. 他说是3小时 他说是3小时 Come down.Joe and I are friend. 冷静 乔和我是朋友 Interstellar,yeah.Are there no jokes in outer space? 《星际穿越》

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《柯南脱口秀》第203期:超级喜欢你

Hi,guys.Billy,thank you for being here. 嗨 各位 比利 谢谢你来做客 That was the first group hug in late night ever. 这是深夜第一个群抱 History.you broke barriers. 具有历史意义 你打破了屏障 That was exciting. 真让人激动

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《柯南脱口秀》第202期:世上最好的人

We're back with Joseph Gordon Levitt. 我们回来了 这是乔瑟夫高登李维 You have been in this business such a long time.You started out as a kid. 你在这行做了很久 你以前是个童星 We actually found this clip of you on Celebrity

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《柯南脱口秀》第201期:很棒的演员

But then once I put on that face and put in the contact lenses. 但是当我化完妆 戴上隐形眼镜后 Cause it was a nose and lips,eyebrows,ears.All subtle but a lot of stuff. 因为有鼻子 嘴唇 眉毛 耳朵 都是小东西 但是有很多

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《柯南脱口秀》第211期:虎克船长

Conan,a guy in a headset is telling me to say my line. 柯南 一个戴耳机的家伙让我说台词 Ok,I can't help you.I don't know your line.Come on,man. 我帮不了你 我又不知道你什么台词 得了 伙计 You got help me.Ok,fine.What wa

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《柯南脱口秀》第167期:专门负责照相

I mean sometimes like you know dads will come up to me with their daughters and be like lick my daughter,go ahead. 有的时候我会遇到父亲带着女儿来 对我说 舔我女儿啊 请吧 Or go ahead,lick him.I get that too. 请吧 舔他吧 我也

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《柯南脱口秀》第164期:不同的世界观

Analysts say that president obama and the israeli prime minister have different world views. 分析者称奥巴马总统和以色列总理有不同的世界观 For example,netanyahu says that dress on the internet as blue and black.A different way to

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《柯南脱口秀》第162期:没有退货政策

There is no return policy at best buy. 百思买没有退货政策 You don't come back with the TV like it's broken.It's broken?Did you put your penis on it? 你不能带着电视回去说 电视坏了 坏了吗 你是不是用老二蹭了 I did.You

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《柯南脱口秀》第161期:房子着火了

Why does everybody know that?We all know that. 大家怎么都知道啊 我们都知道 Who spread that around to the world? 谁传播到世界各地的 In what era of time were so many homes just setting ablaze in the middle of the night, 什么年代

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《柯南脱口秀》第160期:保守秘密

what?What kind of psychopath has one drink a week? 搞毛啊 哪种神经病一周喝一杯啊 Who is this person that I'm very afraid of that just goes one,that's it for me. 这个人是谁啊 我很害怕 他说 就一杯 我够了 For the week?Yea

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《柯南脱口秀》第159期:一场噩梦

Yes,great to be here.Great to be drinking again. 能来这里真好 又能喝酒了真好 I had to take a break.That's a nightmare.Not fun. 我的缓一缓 那是一场噩梦 可不好玩 I had to take a break because I went on antibiotics. 我得缓一

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《柯南脱口秀》第158期:寻找男子气概

Speanking of projects I can't run,you have a Netflix documentary you're here to talk about,called My Own Man. 说到我没法毁的计划 你这次来要谈谈新网飞纪录片《我做主》 And it's,the filmmaker is in a search to define his manho

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《柯南脱口秀》第156期:不会有机会发言

I'm curious,did you have a speech written?You were nominated. 我很好奇 你提前做发言稿吗 显然你被提名了 You lost to J.K.Simmons,did you have a speech ready to go? 你输给了JK.西蒙斯 你准备了发言稿了吗 who by the way i

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《柯南脱口秀》第155期:最佳导演奖

There's a lot of love there.A lot of excitement there. 很受欢迎啊 大家好激动 I have to ask you because you were at the Oscars.I was not.But you were. 我得问 你去了奥斯卡颁奖礼 我不在 但你在 And so I'm just curious,you were

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《柯南脱口秀》第154期:有点突如其来

So much to talk about.This is apropos of nothing.You know I love gadgets. 有很多可聊 这有点突如其来 你知道我喜欢小玩意 Keep my eye open for gadgets all the time. 我经常到处找新鲜玩意 There's a really need children's toy

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《柯南脱口秀》第153期:狂欢摇摆夜

Wanted,young men to join my book club,this month and every month,it's 50 Shades of Grey. 招募年轻男子加入我们读书俱乐部 本月及今后每个月都读《五十度灰》 Check this one out.For five bucks I will come over to your house a

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