《柯南脱口秀》第211期:虎克船长
英语课
Conan,a guy in a headset is telling me to say my line. 柯南 一个戴耳机的家伙让我说台词
Ok,I can't help you.I don't know your line.Come on,man. 我帮不了你 我又不知道你什么台词 得了 伙计
You got help me.Ok,fine.What was the last thing someone said to you? 你得帮帮我啊 好的 别人最后对你说的话是什么
They said,you idiot,put the phone down. 他们说 你个白痴 把电话放下
You're running this live production of "Peter Pan". 你要毁掉直播《彼得·潘》音乐剧了
What did they say before that? 那之前呢
The flying green bean just said,who are you? 那个会飞的小绿豆子说 你是谁
Ok,that's Peter Pan.she said who are you? 那是彼得·潘 她问你是谁
You say,I'm captain hook.Ok,hold on.Let's see if it works. 你说 我是虎克船长 等等 我看看这样行不行
I'm captain hook.That seemed to have really worked.You're a lifesaver. 我是虎克船长 似乎是可以 多谢了
OK,christopher,got to go,thank you.sorry about that,everybody.Unfortunate. 克里斯托弗 我得挂了 谢谢 抱歉了 真是
Hello?Conan,it's me again,Christopher walken.Yes,I know. 喂 柯南 又是我 克里斯托弗·沃肯 我知道
What's my next line?I don't know your next line. 下一句是什么 我怎么知道
Excellent show tonight,ladies and gentlemen.Amazing show. 今晚节目很精彩 女士们先生们 节目很棒
From the new movies "Horrible Bosses 2" and "Cake" Jennifer Aniston is on the show tonight. 新片《恶老板2》和《蛋糕》女主詹妮弗·安妮斯顿来做客了
Comedian 1 Bill Burr is on the show.A lot more show coming up.Be right back.Jimmy,let's do it. 谐星比尔·布尔来做客了 稍后更精彩 我们就回来 吉米走起
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