I had a feeling.I could tell by the look on your face. 我感觉到了 我从你脸上的表情看出来了 So I decide when I'm going to do is I will just turn the volume down and then I will go to sleep. 于是我决定调低声音 然后睡觉 So
Daye,thank you so much for being here.Thanks for having me. 戴维 非常感谢你前来 感谢邀请 So much to talk about.First of all,I know you are just such a new york guy.I am,New york! 很多可以聊的 首先我知道你是个地道的纽约客
Thank you.Thank you very much.I live in new york.I got gresh haircut.New york. 谢谢 非常感谢 我住在纽约 刚剪了个头发 纽约 Fresh haircut before the show,before I left. 上节目前剪了个头发 我离开之前 I said to the barber
You're a huge fan of new kids on the block.Is that right?I am. 你是新街边男孩乐队的超级粉丝 是吗 我是的 Yeah,New kids on the block.ok.Settle down,everybody.I have been for a long time. 是 新街边男孩乐队 好的 淡定各位 我
Great show tonight.January jones will be out here in just a little bit. 今晚节目很棒 詹纽瑞琼斯就要出来了 I want to mention something.This is cool.True story. 我想提件事 很酷的事 真事 A couple of months ago,we announced on
A student at MIT designed a refrigerator that runs on water and sunlight.Isn't that cool? 麻省理工学院一名学生 设计了一款靠水和阳光运行的冰箱 多酷啊 After hearing this,everyone in California asked,where the hell did you ge
I would love that.Do you think any of that comes from being Australia,just loving the outdoors?It kind of does,actually. 我很乐意 你觉得澳大利亚人 是不是都很喜欢户外 其实是的 We grow up with things like spiders in the pool. 我
You are an animal lover and I'm told you love snakes, 你很爱小动物 听说你很喜欢蛇 Which I find hard to believe because I love animals.You love snacks?yes,but are they an animal? 我觉得难以置信 因为我爱小动物 你爱蛇 是的
Starbucks in the news.Starbucks have introduced a new coffee from Australia called the flak white. 星巴克上新闻了 星巴克引入了一种澳大利亚的新咖啡 叫做平白 The first coffee drink ever to be named after my ass. 这是第一款
We're back.I'm sitting here with the beautiful and talented Nicole Kidman. 我们回来啦 坐在我身边的是美丽有才的妮可基德曼 In the movie Paddington,you are playing a villain.I am. 在电影《帕丁顿熊》里 你饰演坏人 是的
This must be your first TV show.It's exciting for you.Fantastic. 你们是第一次上电视节目吧 这么激动 太棒了 The great people who are definitely not sick of us yet. 这些人肯定还没厌烦我们呢 That takes up to six minutes,And
That's where he went those three days. 原来他那三天去那里了啊 Now,we just got our Christmas tree,but due to the drought,it's plastic. 我们刚刚买来圣诞树 但因为干旱 树是塑料的 Its like my tree has the same surgeon as Bruc
You light up a room.You have those intense eyes. 你照亮了整个演播厅 你目光如炬 Yeah,you go with what you know.You got the Irish blues,you use them. 是的 你要发挥专长 长了一双爱尔兰蓝眼睛 就要学会利用 You call you
I married the yoga Martha Stewart.You know the people who married above their station? 我老婆是瑜伽界的玛莎斯图尔特 你知道那些攀高枝的男人吗 yes,I do.I am one of them.I understand,your wife is a lovely lovely women. 知道
Selfish,self-absorbed,I don't care.I want my gravy. 说我自私或自恋都行 老子不在乎 我就想吃肉汁 I can't believe we have talking about gravy for seven minutes.Let's see if we can make it 14. 真不敢相信我们聊了七分钟的肉汁
God,is it nice to be here.I'm dealing with a possum problem at the house. 老天 很高兴来到这里 我家最近闹负鼠 Just moved into a new house,me and my wife,we like to go in the yard at night 我和老婆刚刚搬进新家 我们喜欢晚上
35 dollars for peanut butter? I got 1.23 dollar Jiffy inside. 破花生酱要收我35美元 我家有1.23美元的杰菲花生酱 Then he tells me it's 75 dollars per possum that he removes. 没除掉一只负鼠要收我75美元 Where are you taking
We have an amazing show tonight.We have a great time. 今晚节目很棒 愉快的时光 I love these two ladies up front.I guess you have something written on your back. 前面这两位女士太可爱了 你们一定是后面写了什么 But you sto
Ok,that's righ,Ellen gives her audience great gift,yeah. 没错 艾伦给观众送礼物 Ellen aslo gave everyone a gold medal from the 1932 Olympics. 艾伦还给了一块1932年的奥运会金牌 Sounds impossible,but anyway I should explain, that
what's up,what'up conan,how are you?nice to see you Ellen. 你好吗 柯南 见到你很高兴 艾伦 I...this woman keeps talking about all the gift you're giving out on the show, 这女人一直提礼物的事 说你在节目上送礼 and it's caus
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