《柯南脱口秀》第21期:喜欢洛杉矶
英语课
Daye,thank you so much for being 1 here.Thanks for having me. 戴维 非常感谢你前来 感谢邀请
So much to talk about.First of all,I know you are just such 2 a new york guy 3.I am,New york! 很多可以聊的 首先我知道你是个地道的纽约客 我是的 纽约万岁
But you're living 4 in los angeles now?How are you liking 5 it?How do you like L.A? 但是你现在住在洛杉矶 你喜欢这里吗 你喜欢洛杉矶吗
I'll tell you something about L.A. L.A is awesome 6. 我告诉你洛杉矶怎么样 洛杉矶太棒了
You can do anything in this town,except make a left turn.I mean that's it. 你可以在这座城市做任何事 除了左拐 就是这样
If it's even 7 on the left,don't even look at it.You're never gonna get there. 就算在路左边 也别看 你永远也到不了那里
Doesn't matter what it is.audition,jobs family.I'm sorry.You should have been on the right side 9. 不管那边有什么 面试 工作 家人 抱歉 你们应该在路右边的
All right,you turned 50 earlier this year,is that right?How does it feel? 好的 你今年初刚满五十岁 对吗 感觉如何
Well,you see that fear 10 in the crowd 11? 你感受到观众里的恐惧了吗
Well,these are my big years,I'll tell you that right now. 我得吃降血脂药了 我可以现在就告诉你
I thought 12 being 50 would 13 be kind of like,you know what? 我以为到了五十岁 你猜怎么着
Who cares 14?You don't have to work out. 没人在乎 你不用健身
You can just sit in the rocking chair listening to like a police 15 scanner and wait to die 16.you know. 你可以坐在摇椅上 听着警用频道等死 你懂吗
But now it's extreme,you've got 17 to like kayaking,have you ever 8 kayak, 但是现在很极端 你得划皮艇 你划过皮艇吗
never gone kayak.Ok,let me tell you something about kayaking. 从没有过 我告诉你一件关于皮艇的事
kayaking is the unicycle of the sea.It's so boring 18. 皮艇相当于海上独轮车 太无聊了
Am I right? Have you ever seen 19 a guy look like he's having a good time when he's kayaking?No. 我说的对吗 你见过划皮艇的人看起来很开心吗 没有过
He always has that look like,if I had 20 one friend,I'd be canoeing 21. 他的表情总是在说 如果我有一个 朋友 我就去划独木舟了
So no kayaking for you.what about any other sports or other thing? 所以你不划皮艇 你还能在水中做其他运动吗
Oh,kayaking is,swimming with dolphins 23.A dolphin 22 ride.have you done it?never done it. 除了划皮艇 还可以和海豚一起游泳 骑海豚 你试过没有 从没试过
I don't think I could 24 even affort it.I mean honestly I could not afford 25 it.That's like a 1% thing. 说实话 我都不知道我能不能负担起 我负担不起 那是1%的富人的运动
I would have to go for the poor man dolphin ride.You know what that is?No,I don't know. 我只能去玩穷人版骑海豚 你知道那是什么吧 不 我不知道
Bottle of whiskey,baby pool,wet dog. 一瓶威士忌 儿童泳池 落水狗
n.存在；生存；生命存在，生命，人， 本质；art.在，有，是
- Can you explain to me the purpose of being?你能对我解释一下存在的目的吗？
- What is the purpose of our being?我们生存的目的是什么？
adj.如此的，这样的；pron.这样的；adv.如此地
- He is such a man.他是这样一个人。
- He spent all his money,he is such a fool.他这样傻，花光了所有的钱。
n.(美，口语)家伙；青年；男人
- She lost her heart to the handsome guy.她爱上了这个漂亮的小伙子。
- That guy is very hard to deal with.那家伙很难对付。
adj.活的，活着的，现存的；逼真的，一模一样的；生活的，维持生活的；n.生活，生计
- Nowadays it is very easy to earn a living.现今谋生很容易。
- I'll never forget that as long as I am living.这事我至死也不会忘记。
n.爱好；嗜好；喜欢
- The word palate also means taste or liking.Palate这个词也有“口味”或“嗜好”的意思。
- I must admit I have no liking for exaggeration.我必须承认我不喜欢夸大其词。
adj.令人惊叹的，难得吓人的，很好的
- The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
- That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.
adj.平坦的，偶数的，相等的；adv.甚至，恰好，正当
- It was cold yesterday,but it's even colder today. 昨天冷，今天更冷了。
- He's the best teacher even though he has the least experience.尽管他经验最少，但教得最好。
adv.曾经；永远；不断地；在任何时候；究竟
- Have you ever been to hangzhou?你曾经去过杭州吗？
- I will be young and strong and beautiful for ever.我将永远年轻、强壮，永远漂亮。
n.边，旁边；面，侧面
- The shop is on the west side of the street.商店在街道的西边。
- There was a lot of people on every side. 到处都是人。
n.敬畏，害怕，担心，不安的原因；vt.害怕，敬畏
- He couldn't move for fear.他害怕得动弹不得。
- He left an hour early for fear of missing his train.他提前一小时离开以免误了火车。
n.群众，一伙，一堆；vi.拥挤，挤满，挤进；vt.挤满，将...塞进，催促
- There was a large crowd to send him off.一大群人为他送行。
- A crowd of people were waiting in front of the gate.一大群人在门前等着。
n.想法，思想，思维，思潮，关心，挂念；v.vbl.think的过去式和过去分词
- It was just a thought.这仅仅是一个想法。
- She thought he had a cold.她认为他感冒了。
aux.will的过去式；愿，要；常常；大概；将要，会
- Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说？
- Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗？
v.关心( care的第三人称单数 )；担心；在乎；介意
- The captain cares the safety of both the crew and the passengers. 船长为船员和旅客们的安全操心。 来自《简明英汉词典》
- He gets punished so often that he no longer cares. 他老挨罚，都皮了。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
n.警察，警察当局，治安，公安；vt.维持治安，警备，管辖
- They sent him over to the police.他们将他遣送警察局。
- It took the police only several days to break the case.警察只用了几天就破案了。
v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白
- I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。
- I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。
vbl.(see的过去分词)看见
- Since I left college, I have not seen him.自从我离开大学以后，就没有见过他了。
- I hope to have seen the film next week.我希望下星期能看到这部电影。
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
- I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
- The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。
n.划独木舟，玩独木舟；皮划艇运动
- We were canoeing in the lake. 我们在湖中划独木舟。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
- You can take part in activities from canoeing to bird watching. 你可以参与从划独木舟到观鸟等各种活动。 来自辞典例句
n.海豚（ dolphin的名词复数 ）
- a school of dolphins 一群海豚
- Many dolphins die each year from entanglement in fishing nets. 每年都有许多海豚被捕鱼网缠绕致死。
v.能，可能(can的过去式)；aux.v.(can的过去式)能；可以
- Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗？
- I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。
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