Well,I've always exercised.The whole secret is you got keep moving.Keep moving. 我一直锻炼 诀窍在于 你不能停下 不能停下 The publisher asked me to write a book about being old.I said it's very simple,keep moving. 出版商让我写一本

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Obviously,you've had many great successes in your career,but you are forever linked with Mary 你的职业生涯中有许多伟大时刻 但你永远与玛丽泰勒摩尔联系在一起 and a number of years ago you guys did this photo together and

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We are back.I'm sitting here with the legendary Dick Van Dyke. 欢迎回来 我身边这位是传奇人物迪克范戴克 You had a bit of a scare,a while ago. 你一段时间之前受了点惊吓 Not too long ago you were driving your jaguar right h

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One morning we caught a squirrel. 有天早上 我们抓到了一只松鼠 The guy told me this would happen,a squirrel could get in there.If it does,just let it go. 那家伙跟我说过会发生这种事 松鼠会落入陷阱 如果抓到松鼠 就直

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You have a movie coming out Train Wreck.Yeah,this summer. 你有一部《生活残骸》的新片要上映了 是的 今年夏天 Highly anticipated.A lot of buzz about this movie. 大家都很期待 这部电影广受好评 We're all excited to see

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New Hampshire may ban hunters from using chocolate as bait for bears. 新罕布什尔州可能将禁止猎人用巧克力 作为捕熊的诱饵 They've been using chocolate as bait bears and they may ban it. 他们一直在用巧克力诱捕熊 此举可

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Like complete idiots from the commercial break.We have a great show tonight.Amy Schumer will be out here in a few minutes.She will? 广告的时候我像个白痴一样 今晚节目很棒 艾米舒默待会就上场了 是吗 I wanted to mention some

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I mean,I-I'm a drinker.Did you drink any of the bottles of booze while you were there? 我喜欢喝酒 那些酒瓶里有你喝的吗 Yeah,but they're mini bottles so,like,drinking all of those is like one drink.Basically a drink. 有的 但那些是迷

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It's a memory that I just had actually.My brother who just reminded me that my two front teeth didn't fall out until I was fifth grade. 实际上我最近回想起一件事 我住在芝加哥的兄弟提醒我 我的两颗门牙直到五年级才掉

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And then he walked me through my diet.He was like,so in the morning you'll have a smoothie. 然后他教我怎么节食 他说 早上喝一杯鲜果奶昔 And then for lunch you journal about that smoothie.And then.what do you eat at lunch?You're not

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Kenny,thank you so much for being here.The crowed is a little violent.I see that,I like it like that. 肯尼 非常感谢你来这里 观众有些暴力 我看到了 我喜欢这样 Get out of hand sometimes.You know,what's crazy is I was thinking,I

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All right,let's talk about meet the Smiths.You've got a reality show. 我们聊聊《史密斯一家》吧 你有一部真人秀 You've got your family involved.Do your daughters,you know,I think of you as a very cool guy. 你的家人参演了 你的女

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Thank you so much.I appreciate that.Good to be here. 非常感谢 谢谢 能来这里我很高兴 I just learned you can set a google alert to your own name. 我刚了解 你可以对自己的名字设置谷歌提醒 And google will e-mail you all th

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There was I think an interview that went through Robert Kirkman,and said I know you cross reference the characters, 有次罗伯特柯克曼的采访 我知道你们会对比角色 and there is a character named jesus who is really a bad ass in the c

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It is such a good.You were good,you were good in it. 好棒 你配得很棒 Thank you.You were very good.I had a lot of fun.Your voice is okay. 谢谢 你表现得很棒 我配的额很开心 你的声音还行 Thank you,probably my weakest feature b

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So when a kid like shouts out danger zone out of a car and no one knows it is me. 所以当有个孩子坐在车里喊出危险区的时候 没人知道那是我 I can be,People can misread the situation. 这有可能 人们可能会误解这种情况

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There you are.Yep. 你在那里 对 So everybody knows what a bear is. 大家都知道什么是熊男 It is a big,you know,it as a big hair man.yeah. 就是毛发浓密的健壮男性 对 Who gay people want to have sex with. 同性恋者想跟他睡觉

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Cause you got in trouble in public once for annoying people. 你曾因为整人而在公众场合惹上了麻烦 You went to.well,I got it back basically.It backfired. 基本上是我遭到了报复 反被人整 That was birthday party I had a few ye

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I didn't want you to stop.I just want you to see my watch. 我不希望你们停下 我只想让你们看到我的表 That didn't mean we were running low.Yeah,any time! 这意思不是我们没时间了 随便鼓吧 Six-hour show tonight.That would

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I love this story. 我喜欢这则故事 A Nebraska man was arrested after police found a container of marijuana in his car labeled Not weed. 一名内布拉斯加男子被捕 因为警察在他车里发现一箱大麻 上面写着 不是大麻 The m

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