Well,I've always exercised.The whole secret is you got keep moving.Keep moving. 我一直锻炼 诀窍在于 你不能停下 不能停下 The publisher asked me to write a book about being old.I said it's very simple,keep moving. 出版商让我写一本
Obviously,you've had many great successes in your career,but you are forever linked with Mary 你的职业生涯中有许多伟大时刻 但你永远与玛丽泰勒摩尔联系在一起 and a number of years ago you guys did this photo together and
We are back.I'm sitting here with the legendary Dick Van Dyke. 欢迎回来 我身边这位是传奇人物迪克范戴克 You had a bit of a scare,a while ago. 你一段时间之前受了点惊吓 Not too long ago you were driving your jaguar right h
One morning we caught a squirrel. 有天早上 我们抓到了一只松鼠 The guy told me this would happen,a squirrel could get in there.If it does,just let it go. 那家伙跟我说过会发生这种事 松鼠会落入陷阱 如果抓到松鼠 就直
You have a movie coming out Train Wreck.Yeah,this summer. 你有一部《生活残骸》的新片要上映了 是的 今年夏天 Highly anticipated.A lot of buzz about this movie. 大家都很期待 这部电影广受好评 We're all excited to see
New Hampshire may ban hunters from using chocolate as bait for bears. 新罕布什尔州可能将禁止猎人用巧克力 作为捕熊的诱饵 They've been using chocolate as bait bears and they may ban it. 他们一直在用巧克力诱捕熊 此举可
Like complete idiots from the commercial break.We have a great show tonight.Amy Schumer will be out here in a few minutes.She will? 广告的时候我像个白痴一样 今晚节目很棒 艾米舒默待会就上场了 是吗 I wanted to mention some
I mean,I-I'm a drinker.Did you drink any of the bottles of booze while you were there? 我喜欢喝酒 那些酒瓶里有你喝的吗 Yeah,but they're mini bottles so,like,drinking all of those is like one drink.Basically a drink. 有的 但那些是迷
It's a memory that I just had actually.My brother who just reminded me that my two front teeth didn't fall out until I was fifth grade. 实际上我最近回想起一件事 我住在芝加哥的兄弟提醒我 我的两颗门牙直到五年级才掉
And then he walked me through my diet.He was like,so in the morning you'll have a smoothie. 然后他教我怎么节食 他说 早上喝一杯鲜果奶昔 And then for lunch you journal about that smoothie.And then.what do you eat at lunch?You're not
Kenny,thank you so much for being here.The crowed is a little violent.I see that,I like it like that. 肯尼 非常感谢你来这里 观众有些暴力 我看到了 我喜欢这样 Get out of hand sometimes.You know,what's crazy is I was thinking,I
All right,let's talk about meet the Smiths.You've got a reality show. 我们聊聊《史密斯一家》吧 你有一部真人秀 You've got your family involved.Do your daughters,you know,I think of you as a very cool guy. 你的家人参演了 你的女
Thank you so much.I appreciate that.Good to be here. 非常感谢 谢谢 能来这里我很高兴 I just learned you can set a google alert to your own name. 我刚了解 你可以对自己的名字设置谷歌提醒 And google will e-mail you all th
There was I think an interview that went through Robert Kirkman,and said I know you cross reference the characters, 有次罗伯特柯克曼的采访 我知道你们会对比角色 and there is a character named jesus who is really a bad ass in the c
It is such a good.You were good,you were good in it. 好棒 你配得很棒 Thank you.You were very good.I had a lot of fun.Your voice is okay. 谢谢 你表现得很棒 我配的额很开心 你的声音还行 Thank you,probably my weakest feature b
So when a kid like shouts out danger zone out of a car and no one knows it is me. 所以当有个孩子坐在车里喊出危险区的时候 没人知道那是我 I can be,People can misread the situation. 这有可能 人们可能会误解这种情况
There you are.Yep. 你在那里 对 So everybody knows what a bear is. 大家都知道什么是熊男 It is a big,you know,it as a big hair man.yeah. 就是毛发浓密的健壮男性 对 Who gay people want to have sex with. 同性恋者想跟他睡觉
Cause you got in trouble in public once for annoying people. 你曾因为整人而在公众场合惹上了麻烦 You went to.well,I got it back basically.It backfired. 基本上是我遭到了报复 反被人整 That was birthday party I had a few ye
I didn't want you to stop.I just want you to see my watch. 我不希望你们停下 我只想让你们看到我的表 That didn't mean we were running low.Yeah,any time! 这意思不是我们没时间了 随便鼓吧 Six-hour show tonight.That would
I love this story. 我喜欢这则故事 A Nebraska man was arrested after police found a container of marijuana in his car labeled Not weed. 一名内布拉斯加男子被捕 因为警察在他车里发现一箱大麻 上面写着 不是大麻 The m
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