《柯南脱口秀》第128期:很酷的事
英语课
Thank you so much.I appreciate that.Good to be here. 非常感谢 谢谢 能来这里我很高兴
I just learned 1 you can set a google alert 2 to your own name. 我刚了解 你可以对自己的名字设置谷歌提醒
And google will e-mail you all the cool things other people with your name are doing. 谷歌会给你发邮件 内容是跟你同名的人做的很酷的事
There's Joe Zimmerman Javier Lynn thrower who is killing 3 it right now. 有个乔·齐默曼哈维尔·林恩喷射器 现在运转良好
There is an actor who's been in a bunch of movies.We're very proud of that J.Z. 有个演员出演过许多电影 我们很骄傲 乔·齐
I went on to linked-in thinking there might be like 20 others.There were 400. 我登陆了关系网 想着也许还有20个同名人士 结果有400个
And they're doctors,lawyers,CEOs. 他们是医生 律师 总裁
I made me realize I don't know if I would make the Forbes 400 wealthiest Joe Zimmermans. 这让我意识到 我都不知道自己能不能上福布斯最富有的400个乔·齐默曼榜单
Trying to make a name for myself.Can't even make a name for myself just among people named me. 我想出名 结果甚至都没法在同名人士之中出名
I'm mad at google right now.I had an important question to ask and I remember typing in,what is my 我现在好恨谷歌 我有个很重要的问题要问 我记得输入 我的是什么
before I could finish the thing that google suggested was spirt animal. 我输入完之前 谷歌建议的是 灵兽
And I was like,yeah.what is that?You see other people and you know,right?You're like,Tu Kann. 我说 这是什么啊 因为你看见其他人就知道了 对吧 你会说 杜鹃
Nobody ever told me mine.I'm genuinely 4 taking this online spirit animal quiz hoping I'm a chocolate lab. 没人跟我说过我的 所以我要做在线灵兽测试 希望我是棕色拉布拉多
adj.有学问的，博学的；learn的过去式和过去分词
- He went into a rage when he learned about it.他听到这事后勃然大怒。
- In this little village,he passed for a learned man.在这个小村子里，他被视为有学问的人。
adj.机警的，活泼的，机灵的；vt.使...警觉
- Drivers must be on the alert for traffic signals.驾驶员必须密切注意交通信号。
- The rabbIt'seems to be very alert all its life.兔子似乎一生都小心翼翼，十分警觉。
n.巨额利润；突然赚大钱，发大财
- Investors are set to make a killing from the sell-off.投资者准备清仓以便大赚一笔。
- Last week my brother made a killing on Wall Street.上个周我兄弟在华尔街赚了一大笔。
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