《柯南脱口秀》第177期:被赶下班机

Great show.Great show for you tonight. 节目很精彩 今晚的节目很精彩 You are esily the best crowd of the week.I got to tell you. 你们简直是一周最佳嘉宾 真的 This woman's wearing a Norman shirt.He was here two days ago. 那女人

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(91) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第178期:无限点赞能力

Speaking of technology,the dating app tinder is in the news. 说到科技 约会应用软件陌陌上了新闻 You all konw tinder,right?Pretending you don't,ok. 大家都知道陌陌吧 装做不知道 好吧 The dating app tinder launched a premium

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(130) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第179期:变得越来越聪明

A seattle doctor,that's right,I'm saying it, 西雅图一名医生 没错 我就是说了 A seattle doctor,doesn't mean anything,a seattle doctor.Everyone's like,what,what's the problem? 一名西雅图医生 没什么啦 大家都像 这有什么的吗

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(117) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第180期:上百个榜单

As you know,ladies and gentlemen,buzz feed,buzz feed,that's a big deal,it publishes hundreds of lists every single day. 大家知道 消息网 消息网每天会发布上百个榜单 But coming up with all these lists is a lot of pressure. 担心想出

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(106) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第175期:星巴克拍纪录片

What a stupid thing to say.I bet I could take her if I had enought time. 说的什么蠢话 我一定能拿下他 给我点时间 A man posted a YouTube video of himself taping Mentose to his entire body, 一名男子发布了一段视频 他往自己身

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(98) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第148期:网上购买母乳

This is interesting.I want to bring this up.I found out about this and I can believe it. 一则趣闻 我想提一下 我得知这事后觉得难以置信 And maybe you've heard about it too. 或许大家也听说了 some families who have trouble nu

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(97) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第147期:接受你的挑战

Now this is the fifth anniversary apparently of the first lady,Michelle Obama's let's move program. 第一夫人米歇尔奥巴马的行动起来项目 已经度过五个年头了 Did you know that?The fifth anniversary of let's move.And she's been c

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(120) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第149期:多元化表情符号

I like it.You feel like all of the popcorn popped and there's more kernels at the end. 我喜欢这种感觉 好像以为爆米花都崩开了 然后又出现了几声响 I call them woo kernels.Yeah,they're covering up for the awkward silence. 这叫欢

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(112) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第146期:圣经故事的剧集

Speaking of drought,California governor Jerry Brown recently said that Californians could be fined for taking long showers. 说到干旱 加州州长杰瑞布朗最近说 加州居民可能会因洗澡时间过长而被罚款 Yeah,then he unveiled hi

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(142) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第199期:经常使用贝宝

You just watched a comedy sketch about secure internet transactions.Brought to you by paypal. 你刚刚看到了一段关于网上支付安全的喜剧短片 由贝宝赞助播出 Paypal,spending made safer and spending made faster. 贝宝 支付更安

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第151期:粉丝纠错

A new study came out that claims muscular men make the worst boyfriends. 一项新研究表明 肌肉男是最差劲的男朋友 Come to think of it,I was kind of a jerk back in the day.It's true. 仔细想想 我当年挺浑的 真的 Why is that fu

发表于:2019-02-24 / 阅读(85) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第118期:约会地点

In a recent interview,Michelle Obama said that the secret service taught Malia how to drive. 最近的一次采访中 米歇尔奥巴马说特勤局教会了玛莉娅开车 In exchange，Malia taught the secret service how to throw a party when her p

发表于:2019-02-23 / 阅读(97) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第101期:争议性新闻

That's my new thing,Andy,to stand slightly to the side.It slenderizes me. 这是我的新招牌 安迪 稍稍侧身站 显瘦 Right.I learned in from a top model.And 200,000 dollars in research. 嗯 我跟顶级超模学的 还花了二十万元做研究

发表于:2019-02-23 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第60期:美国梦

Thank you for being here,Fareed.Nice to have you on the show. 多谢你抽空前来 法里德 很高兴你能来上节目 Let's get started first with your background.I do think I know a lot about you. 首先聊聊你的背景 我觉得我很了解你

发表于:2019-02-23 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第75期:朱莉的大日子

I just did that to freak you out.I'm sorry. 我就是想吓唬你们 抱歉了 Welcome to tonight's show.I think we have a great show this evening.We'll see. 欢迎来观看今晚的节目 今晚的节目真棒啊 走着瞧吧 What's that terrible to

发表于:2019-02-23 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第16期:召回一百万辆汽车

Excellent show.We're gonna have a lot of fun tonight. 节目很棒 我们今晚会很开心 So much talk about big news about Mcdonald's.I don't know if you heard this. 很多可聊 麦当劳有大新闻 不知道大家是否听说了 McDonald's,they

发表于:2019-02-23 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第200期:最佳表演奖

You got energy.Yeah,man,come on.You got energy and pep of a young man.me?I'm like an old man. 你真有活力 当然了 拜托 你的活力和劲头就像年轻人一样 我吗 我更像个老年人 You came running out and you embraced me.You're so

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第152期:很多年轻观众

Even the Johnny Depp cut-out behind her can't believe she's making this point. 就连她身后的约翰尼德普纸人都不敢相信 她居然会这么说 Your way too into pirates,lady.I'm sorry,Lisa,but you're dead wrong. 你知道什么海盗啊 女

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第117期:好热情的观众

Thank you so much.Thank you,thank you.There's really no time for a show now.You've used it all up. 谢谢大家 感谢 太感谢了 这下没时间做节目了 时间都被你们浪费了 I'm telling you,not on me.I get paid either way. 告诉你们 这

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第102期:一群嬉皮士

It's April 15th.It's tax day.My audience doesn't care.They don't play their taxes.Bunch of hippies. 已经4月15日了 报税日 观众们才不在乎呢 他们都不缴税的 一群嬉皮士 It's April 15th,it's tax day and fun fact of this year,the

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀
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