《柯南脱口秀》第209期:结婚纪念日
英语课
I got an award for that joke.Put it right over here in my mind. 我靠这段子获奖了 就放在我脑子里
Crazy story,today in Oklahoma,two men dressed as batman and captain America tried to rob someone at a gas station. 疯狂的消息 今天在俄克拉荷马州 两名男子分别穿成蝙蝠侠和美国队长 企图在加油站实施抢劫
Yeah,they're being charged with attempted robbery and missing marvel 1 with DC. 他们被指控抢劫未遂和混淆漫威和DC
Some guys over here like that joke way too much.That's right.That's right. 那边有几位笑得太欢了 是啊 说得对
In a recent interview,Kim Kardashian revealed she used to pray to God for her breasts to stop growing. 在最近的一次采访中 金·卡戴珊透露 她曾向上帝祈祷 让她的胸停止长大
Apparently 2 God said fine,just wait until you see what I do to your ass 3.I apologize. 上帝说 好吧 不过瞧着我怎么整你的屁股 抱歉
This kind of cool.This week Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi,they celebrated 4 their 10 year anniversary together.I think that's very nice.Congratulations. 一则趣闻 这周 艾伦·德杰尼勒斯和波蒂娅·德·罗茜引来了10周年结婚纪念日 我觉得这很棒 恭喜
And yeah.and they sent out some pictures. 嗯 他们发了一些照片
One of the pictures celebrating the occasion shows the couple on a beach completely makeup 5 free.They look fantastic. 其中一张两位 在海滩庆祝的照片中 她们都是素颜 她们看上去好棒
I thought it was a great thing they did.They look amazing. 我觉得这样很棒 她们看上去很棒
They certainly look better than you and I do without makeup. 绝对比咱俩素颜好看多了
I don't think we look so bad without makeup,Andy. 我觉得我们素颜不那么糟糕啊 安迪
Alan,I think you have one,can you put up a picture of Andy and I without makeup? 艾伦 你是不是有一张 你能放出一张我和安迪素颜的照片吗
Love our shirts.Without makeup,I get shorter too.You get shorter,yeah. 我们的衬衫真好看 而且不化妆我还矮了不少 是啊
They really do deemphasize my nose. 他们真是低调处理了我的鼻子
vi.(at)惊叹vt.感到惊异；n.令人惊异的事
- The robot is a marvel of modern engineering.机器人是现代工程技术的奇迹。
- The operation was a marvel of medical skill.这次手术是医术上的一个奇迹。
adv.显然地；表面上，似乎
- An apparently blind alley leads suddenly into an open space.山穷水尽，豁然开朗。
- He was apparently much surprised at the news.他对那个消息显然感到十分惊异。
n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人
- He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
- An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。
adj.有名的，声誉卓著的
- He was soon one of the most celebrated young painters in England.不久他就成了英格兰最负盛名的年轻画家之一。
- The celebrated violinist was mobbed by the audience.观众团团围住了这位著名的小提琴演奏家。
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