We have a picture of you at the White House correspondent's dinner. 我们有张你的照片在白宫记者宴上 And this is you with your lovely wife and it is intense. 你跟你妻子在一起现场气氛是很热烈 What I noticed about it,it's

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《柯南脱口秀》第34期:必须做波比操

They should be left where they are.Leave them where they are. 它们应该待在原地让它们待在原地 But the trainer did promise me by July I would look like Robert Downey Jr in Iron Man. 但是训练师向我承诺到了七月我看起来会

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《柯南脱口秀》第35期:没有合适的车

Now,you are quite young,you said you had been working in this business for,since you were a kid. 你很年轻你说你是从孩子开始你就在这行工作了 Did you ever have any nonacting job for you had success? 你有没有过成功的非演戏

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《柯南脱口秀》第36期:僵尸妆化得很好

I'm curious quickly,the zombie makeup,they do such a good job with you. 我很好奇僵尸妆他们化得很好 but it must take a long time to make you up as a zombie. 但是化僵尸妆肯定要很久吧 It takes about an hour and 45 minutes in t

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《柯南脱口秀》第38期:体育馆被清场

Due to civil unrest in Baltimore,tomorrow's game between the Orioles and the White Sox will be played to an empty stadium. 由于巴尔的摩发生骚乱明天金莺队和白袜队的比赛将在无人的体育馆中进行 They're going to empty the

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《柯南脱口秀》第39期:侠盗猎车手

Speaking of babies,prince William's pregnant wife,Kate middleton,is past her due date. 说到新生儿威廉王子的怀孕妻子凯特米德尔顿已经过了孕产期了Doctors may have to induce labor. 医生可能得催产Yeah,to speed up the b

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《柯南脱口秀》第40期:出色的品格

Welcome back,ladies and gentlemen.We have a great show tonight.Right,Andy? 欢迎回来女士们先生们今晚节目很棒是吧安迪 Don't laugh.I'm serious. 别笑啊我说真的 Whatever.Anyway,I wanted to talk about something tonight,we do

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《柯南脱口秀》第42期:很多铁杆粉丝

But also how does he know it's your shoes?It's ridiculous. 他要怎么知道那是你的鞋啊简直荒唐 Look at the shoe.You know whose shoe that is?That makes no sense. 看这只鞋知道这是谁的鞋吗根本没道理 Ok,you have such hard

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《柯南脱口秀》第43期:已经道歉三次

I'm curious,do you ever bulk up for a role,like do you bulk up for Game of Thrones? 我想问你是否曾为角色锻炼身材你为《权利的游戏》特意锻炼身材了吗 No,I mean,last year I did a movie coming out next year called Gods of

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《柯南脱口秀》第44期:不了解丹麦

I was in Tunisia.I was at college. 那是在突尼斯大学的时候 We went on this two-week trip and staying locally in this beautiful village. 我们去旅行两周我们待在当地一个美丽的村庄 And the people were great.I arrived the f

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《柯南脱口秀》第45期:第三幸福国家

But so,and what else? 还有什么 It's,I mean you live here so you can have a glass of water and don't feel guilty about it. 住在那里你喝水不会觉得愧疚 There's a lot of water and great food. 有很多水食物很好 I have friends fro

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《柯南脱口秀》第46期:成为爵士乐手

I didn't know this about you,cause I'm a big,I told you I'm a huge fan of the show backstage,but I'm shocked at how tall you are. 我不知道你的这一点我在后台跟你说我很喜欢这部剧但你居然有这么高 It's unusual.Actually,w

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《柯南脱口秀》第47期:真的很沉迷

I have never,I swear to god,I never heard of a jazz video game.Really? 我对天发誓我从没听说过爵士乐电子游戏真的吗 I though every teenage boy had their jazz video games.Sounds like a punishment. 我还以为每个青少年都有爵

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《柯南脱口秀》第48期:算是个书呆

Weirdly,I never had any problems with bullies in school.Lacrosse players and football players were nice to me in school. 奇怪的是在学校没有恶霸欺负我学校的长曲棍球手和橄榄球员对我都很好 But when I went to art camp,I

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《柯南脱口秀》第37期:同性恋

Welcome to tonight's show.One of our better shows,I believe and I believe that.Yes,I know. 欢迎来到今晚节目的现场这是很棒的一期节目我真心相信嗯我知道 No,no,seriously,by our standards,this is going to be a good one. 说真

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《柯南脱口秀》第49期:返校节国王

And I used wear a winter coat all day.For warmth? 我整天都穿着冬天的外套为了保暖吗 I guess you know,I never put it together but probably because I had so little flesh,I needed artificial 我从来都不知道原因但可能是因为我

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《柯南脱口秀》第50期:保持眼神交流

Now,you are,I had some many people tell me in the comedy community what a terrifc improviser you are.thanks. 在喜剧界有好多人告诉我你是个超级棒的即兴表演者谢谢 Watched you do improv in in shows and say you're really good. 他

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《柯南脱口秀》第51期:奥巴马医保

Thank you so much for that.Thank you.That was mostly good. 谢谢大家谢谢基本上挺好的 At the end it was weird I thought.Just random woos I find disturbing. 最后面有点怪怪的就那么零星的呼喊有点闹心 Many of my relation

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《柯南脱口秀》第52期:苹果手表发售

What else is going on?Supreme court weighing gay marriage.Thinking about gay marriage. 还有什么最高法院在商榷同性恋婚姻一事在思考同性恋婚姻问题 This week supreme court deliberations on gay marriage have apparently reveal

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《柯南脱口秀》第54期:约会的办法

There are reports that Leonardo Dicaprio has joined tinder. 据报道列奥纳多迪卡普里奥使用了陌陌 He said the app works almost as well as his old method,going up to any woman and saying,Hi,I'm Leonardo Dicaprio. 他说这款应用软件跟

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