英语笑话听力+文本：我们分享一切

【生词预览】 elderly近老年的，split分开，assure向??保证，implore恳求，snap 咂咂嘴 【笑话原文】 We Share Everything An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pit

英语笑话听力+文本：对历史不很了解

【生词预览】 detect查明、测出，mental智力的，deficiency缺陷、不足，confess承认 【笑话原文】 Dont Know Much about History Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked, how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who ap

英语笑话听力+文本：不用找了

【生词预览】 secondhand二手的，bazaar义卖市场，prospective预期的，paperback平装本，triumphant得以洋洋的 【笑话原文】 Keep the Change Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospe

英语笑话听力+文本：你抓住的是帕斯卡

【生词预览】 bunch群／伙，great伟大的，hide-and-seek捉迷藏，Pascal帕斯卡 【笑话原文】 Youve Got Pascal A bunch of great, DEAD scientists were playing hide-and-seek in heaven. When it's Einstein's turn to be the seeker, he c

英语笑话听力+文本：在湖里

【生词预览】 carburetor化油器，offensively冒犯地，definitely确实 【笑话原文】 In the Lake My wife came home yesterday and said, Honey, the car wont start, but I know what the problem is. I asked her what it was, and she told me

英语笑话听力+文本：我量了一下

【生词预览】 carpenter木匠，evidence证据，witness目击，idiot白痴，measure测量 【笑话原文】 I Measured It A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the ac

英语笑话听力+文本：现在的电影是有声的了

【生词预览】 rural农村的，concession stand小吃摊，purchase购买，grin咧嘴笑 【笑话原文】 We Have Sound Now For the first time in many years, an old man travelled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying

英语笑话听力+文本：老胆小鬼

【生词预览】 violent猛烈的，thunderstorm雷暴，tuck给?盖被子，tremor颤抖，sissy胆小鬼 【笑话原文】 A Big Sissy One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about

英语笑话听力+文本：我给花瓶上了色

【生词预览】 matron主妇，antique古董，shade色度／色调，eccentric古怪的 【笑话原文】 I Painted the Vase A wealthy matron was so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decided to have her bedroom painted the same color as

英语笑话听力+文本：马有什么毛病吗？

【生词预览】 ad广告，saddle马鞍，birdle缰绳，inadvertently粗心大意地，comma逗号，Erroneously错误地 【笑话原文】 What's wrong with your horse? After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper

英语笑话听力+文本：我们不卖给金发女人

【生词预览】 appliance store 家用电器商店，blonde 金发碧眼女人，dye 染色， disguise 化妆／假扮，frustrated 沮丧的，exclaim （由于痛苦、愤怒）呼喊 【笑话原文】 We Don't Sell to Blondes A blonde went to

英语笑话听力+文本：我能杀了小乌龟吗？

【生词预览】 turtle 乌龟，sorrowfully悲伤地，tissue paper卫生纸、面巾纸，burial ceremony葬礼 【笑话原文】 Can I kill it？ Mommy, my turtle is dead, little Jack sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her i

英语笑话听力+文本：我可不能让他跑了

【生词预览】 male雄性的，female雌性的，crab 螃蟹，sideways从一侧，immediately马上 【笑话原文】 I Cant Let Him Get Away A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight ins

英语笑话听力+文本：有想象力的人

【生词预览】 hire雇用， personnel主管人事的，discover发现，imagination想象力 【笑话原文】 Somebody with Imagination Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. What is

英语笑话听力+文本：急需一辆新车

【生词预览】 dealership代理／经销，figure认为，lousy恶劣的，jovially愉快地 【笑话原文】 Want A New Car Real Bad Snow was falling heavily the day I decided to visit a car dealership. I was confident Id get a great deal, fig

英语笑话听力+文本：吝啬鬼的生日派对

【生词预览】 notorious声名狼藉的，cheap skate 吝啬鬼 【笑话原文】 The Mean Mans Party The notorious cheap skate was explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. He said. Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. W

英语笑话听力+文本：国王的兄弟

【生词预览】 charity善心，kingdred亲属关系，moan呻吟 【笑话原文】 The Kings Brother A poor man, presenting himself before the King of Spain, asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother. Thinking desiring to know how h

英语笑话听力+文本：礼物该给谁

【生词预览】 summon召唤，obedient顺从的，talk back顶嘴 【笑话原文】 Who Should Be Given the Present A father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, Wh

英语笑话听力+文本：绳子还是公牛？

【生词预览】 ox牛，out of缺少 【笑话原文】 Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of

英语笑话听力+文本：又没病了

【生词预览】 roast烤制的，send over发送 【笑话原文】 Got Well One day a boy came to his teacher and said，Teacher, my father wants to know if you like roast pig. I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very