【生词预览】 human resources人力资源,firm公司 【笑话原文】 Letter of Recommendation When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. Since I've been with the firm for so long, he said, I thi
【生词预览】 tardiness拖延,unacceptable不可接受的 【笑话原文】 Is There Another Door? Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was una
【生词预览】 scheme计划,random任意的,strike up开始(谈话),reprimand训斥 【笑话原文】 Was He Fired? A co-worker had a unique scheme to meet women. Hed call a random number. If a man picked up, he apologized for dialing
【生词预览】 can桶,haul运送,trash垃圾 【笑话原文】 The Garbage Can Is the Garbage Ive been hauling trash for years, so when the sign Garbage appeared on trash can, I replaced it with my own note, After 20 years on the job, I know
【生词预览】 roaster供烤食的食物(土豆、鸡等),butcher肉贩,counter柜台 【笑话原文】 Ill Take All Three When a woman requested a whole roaster at the market, the butcher didnt let on that the bird was the last one. Do
【生词预览】 test测试,list列出,sternly严厉地 【笑话原文】 My Dream Job I found a dream jobtesting computer games. My first day at work I was listing testing plans in an Excel program when my manager walked by. He looked at my s
【生词预览】 bodyguard保镖,pistol手枪,evaluate评估 【笑话原文】 Hire A Bodygaurd When my new job required me to transport valuables, I decided I needed a gun for protection. Since I knew next to nothing about firearms, I joined
【生词预览】 burglar窃贼,show up出现,expect预料 【笑话原文】 A Burglar Cant Find Me Either My brother got a call from a security firm that offered him a promotional burglar alarm at no charge. Happy to get something for free, he
【生词预览】 deposit存入,counter柜台,utter说/讲 【笑话原文】 Directly from America Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US
【生词预览】 alley小巷,predict预言 【笑话原文】 Told You So On my way to deliver a computer to a customer, I saw a handwritten sign at the entrance of an alley. It read, Blocked! Can not pass! Difficult to turn back. I continued any
【生词预览】 pilot飞行员,license许可,vessel船 【笑话原文】 Can Pilots Fly? The Great Lakes Laboratory employed a licensed boat captain for its research vessel. It was common knowledge that the captain couldnt swim. When newcomer
【生词预览】 curb路边,tumble坠落,compact小巧的 【笑话原文】 Hidden Value Someone in our neighborhood put a huge sofa out by the curb. Since it was in good shape, many motorists slowed down for a look. But when they saw how enor
【生词预览】 delight使愉快,spot发现,honor system诚信制度 【笑话原文】 Can Be Trusting? Everything about country customs delighted my neighbors who had moved to our small town from the city. Then one day they spotted a sign, F
【生词预览】 idyllic质朴宜人的,spot场所,grimly生气地 【笑话原文】 A Complaint Some people always have something to complain about. I stayed in a beautiful hotel right on the beach in Californiaan idyllic spot, you would thin
【生词预览】 cart推车,aisle过道,squeeze挤着行动,menoeuvre调整 【笑话原文】 Chatting away Pushing my cart up a supermarket aisle, I came upon a woman chatting away on her cell phone. There was barely enough room to squeeze
【生词预览】 admire欣赏,tribal部落的,eagle鹰,warrior勇士 【笑话原文】 Not An Eye Witness Visiting the National Museum of the American Indian in Washington, D.C, I was admiring a beautiful tribal elder headdress decorated wit
【生词预览】 fascinated着迷,elegant精美的,calligraphy书法,cocktail鸡尾酒 【笑话原文】 Cheap but Good My wife was fascinated by the elegant calligraphy on the hand-written menu in a Chinese restaurant. She took it home and
【生词预览】 tuck大口地吃,cor老天爷, 【笑话原文】 Two Apples Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his mum. Share them with your sister, she said. So Harry handed over the small one to his little sister an
【生词预览】 conservatory音乐院校,physiological生理的,nonsense胡说 【笑话原文】 An Entrance Examination In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, the teacher asked one of the boys, What is the most important phys
【生词预览】 hearing aid助听器,supervisor负责人,parcel包裹 【笑话原文】 Hearing Aid A woman rushed into the post office and wanted to see the supervisor. I asked, Whats the trouble? I went out this morning, she began, and when
- 英语笑话:English Joke - Call Me a Taxi
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Stop or slow down(停止还是减速)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Nobody available(谁都没空)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Talking clock(会说话的钟)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Endearing terms(可爱的称呼)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:你可以跟他们中的任何一个人结婚
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Bad news and good news(好消息和坏消息)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:不要听信山鸡的话
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Your horse called(你的马打电话来了)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:I hung him up to dry(我把他吊起来让他晾干)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Five Hundred Times(五百遍)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Pink Suit Sale(粉红西装卖出去了)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Billing- 账单
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Boring lectures无聊的课
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Pretend Doctor假医生
- 英语笑话听力+文本:St Peter's question(圣彼德的问题)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:开卷考试
- 英语笑话听力+文本:"哪个车胎爆了?which tire was flat?"
- 英语笑话听力+文本:taking attendance "(文学课)点名"
- 英语笑话听力+文本:No rush"别着急,我已经做了7年了"
- 英语笑话:English Joke - Call Me a Taxi
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Stop or slow down(停止还是减速)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Nobody available(谁都没空)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Talking clock(会说话的钟)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Endearing terms(可爱的称呼)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:你可以跟他们中的任何一个人结婚
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Bad news and good news(好消息和坏消息)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:不要听信山鸡的话
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Your horse called(你的马打电话来了)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:I hung him up to dry(我把他吊起来让他晾干)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Five Hundred Times(五百遍)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Pink Suit Sale(粉红西装卖出去了)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Billing- 账单
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Boring lectures无聊的课
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Pretend Doctor假医生
- 英语笑话听力+文本:St Peter's question(圣彼德的问题)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:开卷考试
- 英语笑话听力+文本:"哪个车胎爆了?which tire was flat?"
- 英语笑话听力+文本:taking attendance "(文学课)点名"
- 英语笑话听力+文本:No rush"别着急,我已经做了7年了"