Computer problem 电脑问题 I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, w
Psychiatrist 精神病医生 Jerry went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy! Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come to me three ti
Want a day off 想请一天假 Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. Boss, he says, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.We're sho
A guy goes to see his doctor to get his test results. Well Mr. Jones, I have some good news amp; some bad news for you. The good news is that you have only 24hrs to live. That's the good news? wails Jones, What is the bad news? The Doctor gives a she
It worked 有效 Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, the doctor gave him a pill and tol
Waiting Room 候诊室 There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born. The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, Congratulations you're the father of twins! He says, Great! I am the manager
Business just started 开张大吉 A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the busine
Turkey and football 火鸡与足球 The pro football team had just finished their daily practice when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Ev
A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话 The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her
How did I do? 我干得怎么样? A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a s
If Life Were Like A Computer 假如生活是一台电脑 You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! You could improve your appearance by adjust
Parking Expenses 停车费 A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security fo
We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do, because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started walking her way out. Excuse me, sorry, oop
Three wishes 三个愿望 A federal office worker finds a lamp in an old file drawer, and as he examines it a genie pops out. For his first of three traditional wishes, he wants to be on a beautiful deserted Island. Poof! There he is. Next, of course
That's the difference 这就是区别所在 A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, retu
Poisonous snakes 毒蛇 A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, Dad,are we poisonous snakes? The father replies proudly, Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son? Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!! 一个
I would prefer the traditional service 我还是喜欢传统的仪式 A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they opted for the contemporary.
Pa won't like it 爸爸会不高兴的 It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. Hey Willis!! the farmer yelled, Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the
Fat free 油是免费的 I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try. I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer which were drip
E-mail 电子邮件 A man left for a vacation to Jamaica. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail message. Unable to find the scrap of pape
- 英语笑话:English Joke - Call Me a Taxi
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Stop or slow down(停止还是减速)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Nobody available(谁都没空)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Talking clock(会说话的钟)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Endearing terms(可爱的称呼)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:你可以跟他们中的任何一个人结婚
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Bad news and good news(好消息和坏消息)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:不要听信山鸡的话
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Your horse called(你的马打电话来了)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:I hung him up to dry(我把他吊起来让他晾干)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Five Hundred Times(五百遍)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Pink Suit Sale(粉红西装卖出去了)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Billing- 账单
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Boring lectures无聊的课
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Pretend Doctor假医生
- 英语笑话听力+文本:St Peter's question(圣彼德的问题)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:开卷考试
- 英语笑话听力+文本:"哪个车胎爆了?which tire was flat?"
- 英语笑话听力+文本:taking attendance "(文学课)点名"
- 英语笑话听力+文本:No rush"别着急,我已经做了7年了"
- 英语笑话:English Joke - Call Me a Taxi
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Stop or slow down(停止还是减速)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Nobody available(谁都没空)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Talking clock(会说话的钟)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Endearing terms(可爱的称呼)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:你可以跟他们中的任何一个人结婚
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Bad news and good news(好消息和坏消息)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:不要听信山鸡的话
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Your horse called(你的马打电话来了)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:I hung him up to dry(我把他吊起来让他晾干)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Five Hundred Times(五百遍)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Pink Suit Sale(粉红西装卖出去了)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Billing- 账单
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Boring lectures无聊的课
- 英语笑话听力+文本:Pretend Doctor假医生
- 英语笑话听力+文本:St Peter's question(圣彼德的问题)
- 英语笑话听力+文本:开卷考试
- 英语笑话听力+文本:"哪个车胎爆了?which tire was flat?"
- 英语笑话听力+文本:taking attendance "(文学课)点名"
- 英语笑话听力+文本:No rush"别着急,我已经做了7年了"