时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Business just started

开张大吉



A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques 1. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments 2. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"  The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate 3 your phone lines."



一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张。他租用了漂亮的办公室,办公室内还放上了古董作装饰。这天,这位年轻人正在办公室里面坐着,他看到一个男的走进了办公室。为显示他是个成功的老板,这位年轻的生意人拿起电话假装正在谈大买卖,张觜就是三、五个亿,闭觜就说一切搞定、没问题! 好不容易电话“打”完,挂上听筒,年轻人问进来的那人,“您有事吗?”那人说,“有事,我是来给你开通电话的”。



n.古玩,古董,古物( antique的名词复数 )
  • The room was furnished with antiques. 房间里摆放了古董。
  • a priceless collection of antiques 价值连城的古文物收藏
n.委托( commitment的名词复数 );任务;承担的义务
  • I am very tired because I have taken on so many commitments. 我很累,因为我承担了很多的事情。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • These commitments have already been breached. 这些承诺已遭背弃。 来自《简明英汉词典》
vt.使活动起来,使开始起作用
  • We must activate the youth to study.我们要激励青年去学习。
  • These push buttons can activate the elevator.这些按钮能启动电梯。
学英语单词
Abney's law
acari
accusatorially
agricultural timber
air thawing
Am. Cr.
angle of sideslip
anti-rabbits
arborescent structure
auroes
bichloride of tin
Bohol
bowsprit shroud plate
bristle-thighed curlew
Brown's gravitation sign
cantilever jack-up drilling unit
cocklicrane
Comilla Dist.
craplication
Cyst-wall
delta alloys
Deltaflurenol
demystified
direct input circuit
dumbshows
endorenal
epicortical
extraneous reflex
fangfeng
fialko
final limit up
financial outlays exceeding state revenues
flame photometric analysis
folding ruler
four-runs
frigorific mixture
fruitshops
government public relations
Grimselsee
Grossenhain
hadjipapas
immunologic manifestation
innocent passage
iron series element
iron violet
landing gear/undercarriage
laryngeal epilepsy
lentigo stain
leprophil
limit dome height test
loading end
luft's disease
magnitude of a voltage fluctuation
marginal cost of acquisition
memory-segmentation control
mesange
messiahless
metal foil overlay
mompara
navmeshes
negative acceleration
out of phase current
oversale
patent index
pile driver equipment
pit dwelling
post maturation
pot-type oil switch
principle of exploitation and adaptation
program electron beam
proximomedially
reverse osmosis system
Saint Joseph
sales volume control
saprospira(genus)
score up
Sea Sparrow
self-awarenesses
selfbrazing
series welding
sizing gauge
starting torque converter
steel cylinder pier
stores-issuing book
Sundare
superficial pneumonia
tactical rule
taubel
tccu
temporary base-plate
three state of matter
tigaldehyde
tiger-skin
tow rod
transit time methods
ultrasimplify
unlegible
webers
wheelage
winter hump
xerodes crenulata
xiqin