时间:2019-02-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A guy is reading his paper

[00:20.69]when his wife walks up behind him

[00:23.18]and smacks 1 him

[00:23.99]on the back of the head

[00:25.12]with a frying pan.

[00:26.85]He asks, "What was that for?"

[00:29.28]She says,

[00:30.66]"I found a piece of paper

[00:31.76]in your pocket

[00:32.70]with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

[00:35.01]He says, "Jeez, honey,

[00:37.06]'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse

[00:38.82]I bet on."

[00:40.61]She shrugs 2 and walks away.

[00:42.85]Three days later

[00:43.93]he's reading his paper

[00:45.05]when she walks up behind him

[00:47.05]and smacks him

[00:47.87]on the back of the head again

[00:49.19]with the frying pan.

[00:50.79]He asks, "What was that for?"

[00:53.13]She answers,

[00:54.56]"Your horse called."

[00:56.60]中文大意

[01:31.78]语言点

[01:33.38]smack him on the back of the head

[01:35.62]smack

[01:36.71]用手掌打

[01:38.06]打人耳光

[01:43.30]Smack

[01:43.92]Hit

[01:46.04]She smacked 3 the dog

[01:47.17]because it was on her chair.

[01:48.92]因为狗爬到椅子上,

[01:50.30]她用手掌打它

[01:52.85]Jeez

[01:53.74]Jesus

[01:57.24]哎呀,天呐

[01:59.28]惊讶或沮丧

[02:01.61]bet on

[02:03.57]打赌,押宝,下赌注

[02:06.18]bet one's bottom dollar on

[02:09.85]把最后一块钱都用来下赌注了

[02:12.79]He always liked to bet on the horses.

[02:15.15]他过去总喜欢赌马



Your horse called

你的马打电话来了



A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

He says, "Jeez, honey, 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I bet on." She shrugs and walks away.

Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She answers, "Your horse called."



一个家伙正在看报纸,他的妻子走到他身后,用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问道:“这是为什么?”她说:“我在你口袋里发现了一张写有‘Betty Sue’的纸条。”他说:“哎呀,亲爱的,‘Betty Sue’是我赌的那匹马的名字。”她耸了耸肩,走了。 三天后他正在看报纸,妻子走到他身后,又用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问:“这又是为什么?”她答道:“你的马打电话来了。”



掌掴(声)( smack的名词复数 ); 海洛因; (打的)一拳; 打巴掌
  • His politeness smacks of condescension. 他的客气带有屈尊俯就的意味。
  • It was a fishing town, and the sea was dotted with smacks. 这是个渔业城镇,海面上可看到渔帆点点。
n.耸肩(以表示冷淡,怀疑等)( shrug的名词复数 )
  • Hungarian Prime Minister Ferenc Gyurcsany shrugs off this criticism. 匈牙利总理久尔恰尼对这个批评不以为然。 来自互联网
  • She shrugs expressively and takes a sip of her latte. 她表达地耸肩而且拿她的拿铁的啜饮。 来自互联网
拍,打,掴( smack的过去式和过去分词 )
  • He smacked his lips but did not utter a word. 他吧嗒两下嘴,一声也不言语。
  • She smacked a child's bottom. 她打孩子的屁股。
学英语单词
abc control system
actio popularis
admissible character
adrenergic agent
advics
anisotropic ceramics
anto-reduction tacheometer
arsenazo M
articulationes digitorum pedis
as the occasion serves
ball off
Bank of Fukuoka Ltd.
biology of coleoptera
break to piece
brown flour
bryants
budget performance
built-in inertia
cancelling of the terms
cardinal vein anterior
chlorotrifluoroethylene-vinylidene fluoride copolymer
compressor oil
constant volume process
cotton-tape
crassid
Crataegus pinnatifida var. major
crossing ship
DC (digital comparator)
dial barometer
direct continuation
displeasers
dominant power
double shoulder springbar
dull-glazed art paper
eidetiker
Estonian language
flavored
fujinon
gasteruptiids
getting left
ground-clearing
guiding wave
Gureop
Gymnanthera nitida
harison
havea
herniated disk
hetch
heygates
heywoods
high molecular weight polyvinylchloride (hmpvc)
investment returns
ipecacuanhic
judicial doctrines
jute packing
late relapse
light viscosity oil
load-back method
loss on capital
mechanical movement
mitchell error correcting code
Mweru, L.
odria
overemotes
parasitic load
Pellionia caulialata
pick felt
plate coater
Pontremoli
prior written notice
proper palmar digital nerve of ulnar nerve
psammomas
radio-range receiver
railway flak
Reserve Bank of Australia
rotatory inversion
routed
run in wear
satellite meteorology
screen condensation temperature
semi-integer
shotil
soldan
Specialist Short Sale Ratio
statute-of-limitations
sublineages
submarine patrol zone
sunsynchronous orbit
Swedesburg
synvy
take up with
television address
tip over into sth
tospovirus peanut chlorotic fan-spot virus
transactions account
unliquidating
verobieffite (vorobievite)
video display generator
Villa Berthet
war anchorage
willinghood
wire fate items