时间:2019-02-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Boring lectures



One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape 1 Girardeau is known for his droll 2 sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman 3 class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're running!"







无聊的课



在开普吉拉多市的东南密苏里州立大学上学的时候,我喜欢的几个老师之中有一个以他的幽默感而出名。给新生上头一节课,他给学生解释在他课上的纪律,他说:“我知道我的课经常会很枯燥乏味,所以我并不介意你们在课上看表。然而,我坚决不允许你们把表重重的摔在课桌上,以此来检查你的表是不是还在走。”



n.海角,岬;披肩,短披风
  • I long for a trip to the Cape of Good Hope.我渴望到好望角去旅行。
  • She was wearing a cape over her dress.她在外套上披着一件披肩。
adj.古怪的,好笑的
  • The band have a droll sense of humour.这个乐队有一种滑稽古怪的幽默感。
  • He looked at her with a droll sort of awakening.他用一种古怪的如梦方醒的神情看着她.
n.大学一年级学生(可兼指男女)
  • Jack decided to live in during his freshman year at college.杰克决定大一时住校。
  • He is a freshman in the show business.他在演艺界是一名新手。
学英语单词
abrasive materials
ace it
adorningly
answer the door
as much as one can do
attendees
aurangzebs
back-pack camera
base hum
be glued to
be great on
boetti
borrow money on credit
Chesepian
coal auxiliary decision-making system
Cochinos, Cayos
continuously-variable delay line
control rod lattice for criticality
convergent divergent channel
crackerlike
current-voltage diagram
cysto-urethrography
Dass.
Deuce take you.
driving strap
Dynamic DNS
earth's spheroid
ecostatus
elsine
ensifer
epoxy resin glue
estimated revenue
explosive wave
fast axonal transport
field of play
fire permit
full story
genimycin
genus Madoqua
grease-paints
guidetti
have cause for
horizontal blinds
infrared microscanner
involute worm
kato stavros (stavros)
Lampetra mori
leak finding
leucins
long branch sequence
loss-of-pump-power accident
mameyes
Merry and Bright
misconstructer
miss oneself
mollifiable
monoacetylation
Moore's test
most probable molecular velocity
multitiered
obstacle-free zone (ofz)
oneiroid state
Pamukkale
parallel phase resonance
parasailers
partial reserve system
Perdonine
presence of others
product fiber bundle
promotion policy
provided that
rail of self hardening steel
ramifying fissure
re-conceptualization
sale at deduced price
Scotch whisky
seaside mahoes
selection operation
Serena
small loops
soap stamping press
sowths
splash-in
stainless steel angle rule
stationery
Tamboritha, Mt.
thread machining
tiaralike
Tilletiaceae
total eclipse of the Sun
tree stage
triander
tumo(u)r pathocytology
turn an honest shilling
ultra-performance
under the command of
upper-deck hold
ussful area
vivisect
weed boom
Would you please pass the salt
z-fighting