英语笑话听力+文本：是什么让你早晨从床上跑起来?

[00:13.70]Motivation [00:15.59]动机 [00:17.95]MY ENGLISH PROFESSOR [00:19.40]once launched into a lecture on motivation. [00:23.22]What pushes you ahead? he asked. [00:26.86]What is it that makes you go to school each day? [00:31.31]What driving fo

英语笑话听力+文本：我今天请假了

[00:14.37]Off from work [00:16.54]请假了 [00:19.38]My personnel-management class [00:21.62]consisted mainly of adult, working students. [00:25.85]One night while discussing job enrichment, [00:29.25]the teacher asked if any of us would be happy [0

英语笑话听力+文本：你最想要的签名

[00:00.28]Most wanted autograph [00:02.55]最希望得到的签名 [00:05.01]Our university newspaper [00:08.02]runs a weekly question feature. [00:15.23][00:12.80]Recently, the question was: [00:13.36]Whose autograph would you most want to have, [00

英语笑话听力+文本：The surf was too loud(海浪声太大了)

【英文原文】 Some people just aren't happy unless they have something to complain about. I stayed in a beautiful hotel right on the beach in California -- an idyllic spot, you would think. But while I was waiting to check out, I heard the manag

英语笑话听力+文本：Collateral(押品)

[00:15.12]Collateral [00:16.79]抵押品 [00:34.55]词汇扫描 [00:38.57]collateral 抵押品 [00:46.54]cover 足以抵消 [00:52.36]pickup 皮卡车 [00:59.91]teepee 印弟安圆形帐篷 [01:08.09]withdraw 提取（存款） [01:16.80]An old India

英语笑话听力+文本：Beware of Dog!(小心有狗)

[00:13.88]Beware of Dog! [00:16.14]小心有狗! [00:18.98]As a stranger entered a little country store, [00:23.11]he noticed a sign warning, [00:26.15]Danger! Beware of dog! [00:29.59]posted on the glass door. [00:32.12]Inside, he noticed a harmless

英语笑话听力+文本：Mental deficiency(智力缺陷)

[00:13.73]Mental deficiency [00:16.10]智力缺陷 [00:19.02]Would you mind telling me, Doctor, [00:22.09]Bob asked... [00:23.67]how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody [00:28.05]who appears completely normal? [00:31.34]Nothing is easier, he r

英语笑话听力+文本：Captain's recording(机长的录音)

[00:13.79]Captain's recording [00:15.83]机长的录音 [00:18.83]This is your captain speaking. [00:21.61]On behalf of my crew... [00:23.91]I'd like to welcome you aboard [00:26.03]British Airways flight 602 [00:29.70]from New York to London. [00:32

英语笑话听力+文本：爸爸有多牛

[00:26.43]brag about 吹噓 [00:30.45]boast about 自夸 [00:34.79]the Alps 阿尔卑斯山 [00:39.23]the Dead Sea 死海 [00:55.13]An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. [00:58.86]My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. [01:

英语笑话听力+文本：谁觉得自己很愚蠢?

[00:13.68]Substitute Teacher [00:15.92]代课教师 [00:19.13]A substitute teacher [00:20.73]was trying to make use [00:22.68]of her psychology background. [00:25.29]She began her class by saying, [00:28.78]Everyone who thinks you're stupid, [00:32.3

英语笑话听力+文本：Just want to take a day off想请一天假

[00:15.06]Just want to take a day off 想请一天假 [00:26.06]词汇扫描 [00:29.68]run [r?n] 经营 [00:32.90]time off 请假 [00:36.07]英文原文 [00:38.35]A big challenge of running a small business [00:41.29]is dealing with employees' reques

英语笑话听力+文本：Would you care to hold?要等一会吗?

[00:29.07]pro [pr?u] 熟手 [00:31.96]英文原文 [00:33.92]There I was, my first day On the Job as a receptionist, [00:37.23]handling one phone call after another like an old pro, [00:40.87]when an employee stopped by my desk. [00:43.39]Have you ev

英语笑话听力+文本：Express mail快递

[00:28.86]landed ['l?ndid] 获取 [00:32.04]covet ['k?vit] 垂涎 [00:35.17]celebrate ['selibreit] 庆祝 [00:38.50]urgent ['?:d??nt] 紧急的 [00:41.34]英文原文 [00:44.24]After my wife landed a coveted job offer from DHL, [00:48.29]we went out

英语笑话听力+文本：Ethics: Coming Soon道德(规程):即将推出

[00:28.68]impose [im'p?uz] 强加 [00:32.13]relieve [ri'li:v] 减轻 [00:35.90]ethic ['eik] 道德规范 [00:39.90]英文原文 [00:41.23]As a new federal employee, [00:43.13]I felt a combination of excitement and anxiety [00:46.61]about meeting the

英语笑话听力+文本：New vet新手兽医

[00:28.63]annual ['?nju?l] 年度的 [00:31.86]summon ['s?m?n] 召唤 [00:35.31]perturb [p?'t?:b] 非常焦虑 [00:38.59]vet [vet] 兽医 [00:41.76]英文原文 [00:44.37]Shortly after graduating from veterinary school, [00:48.13]I rode with my mothe

英语笑话听力+文本：Equal-opportunity平等机会

[00:28.74]spirit ['spirit] 精神 [00:32.01]making the rounds 绕圈子 [00:36.57]tease [ti:z] 捉弄 [00:39.96]spare [sp??] 宽恕 [00:42.97]英文原文 [00:44.96]One Friday everyone in our office was in high spirits, [00:49.21]and Marshall, a sale

英语笑话听力+文本：Good place for smoking吸烟的好地方

[00:14.98]Good place for smoking 吸烟的好地方 [00:24.14]词汇扫描 [00:28.81]knack [n?k] 诀窍 [00:32.21]go one better 更胜一筹 [00:36.20]designated ['dezigneitid] 指定的 [00:40.80]英文原文 [00:42.60]Some people have a knack for r

英语笑话听力+文本：Never out of stock 永不缺货

[00:15.23]Never out of stock 永不缺货 [00:26.60]词汇扫描 [00:30.16]overhear [??uv?'hi?] 无意中听到 [00:33.98]assure [?'?u?] 保证 [00:37.64]riot ['rai?t] 有趣的 [00:40.66]英文原文 [00:42.44]When I overheard one of my cashiers tel

英语笑话听力+文本：Work closer to home 离家近一点上班

[00:15.18]Work closer to home 离家近一点上班 [00:20.87]词汇扫描 [00:25.42]commute [k?'mju:t] 通勤 [00:28.53]got old 变老 [00:31.56]stuck [st?k] 被卡住 [00:34.86]over the edge 到了边上 [00:39.79]英文原文 [00:41.59]My friend's

英语笑话听力+文本：Come in an envelope 坐信封过来

[00:14.92]Come in an envelope 坐信封过来 [00:26.92]词汇扫描 [00:30.99]torrential [t?'ren??l] 湍急的 [00:34.00]rainstorms ['reinst?:m] 特别猛烈的暴雨 [00:39.08]representative [?repri'zent?tiv] 代表 [00:43.05]weary ['wi?ri] 心焦