时间:2019-02-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

[00:13.73]Mental deficiency 1

[00:16.10]智力缺陷

[00:19.02]"Would you mind telling me, Doctor,"

[00:22.09]Bob asked...

[00:23.67]"how you detect 2 a mental deficiency in somebody

[00:28.05]who appears completely normal?"

[00:31.34]"Nothing is easier," he replied.

[00:34.34]"You ask him a simple question

[00:36.73]which everyone should answer with no trouble.

[00:40.22]If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."

[00:44.68]"Well, What sort of question?"

[00:48.77]"Well, you might ask him,

[00:51.10]'Captain Cook made three trips around the world

[00:55.71]and died during one of them. Which one?'

[00:59.97]Bob thought for a moment,

[01:01.96]and then said with a nervous laugh,

[01:06.25]"You wouldn't happen to have another example

[01:09.66]would you?

[01:10.69]I must confess 3 I don't know much about history."

[01:16.10]中文大意

[02:10.93]语言点

[02:12.80]mental deficiency 智力缺陷

[02:16.45]deficiency 缺陷,缺乏

[02:23.31]would you mind telling

[02:25.12]would you mind doing sth

[02:39.48]yes

[02:42.40]no

[02:45.61]nothing is easier

[02:52.89]that's very easy

[02:59.39]hesitate 犹豫、踌躇

[03:05.87]put sb. on the track

[03:15.47]you wouldn't happen to have another example

[03:18.21]would you?

[03:34.88]Yes, I would.

[03:39.63]No, I wouldn't.



Mental deficiency

智力缺陷



"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " Well, What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."



“医生,你能不能告诉我,”鲍勃问,“对于一个看上去很正常的人,你是怎样判断出他有智力缺陷的呢?”“再没有比这容易的了,”医生回答,“问他一个简单的问题,简单到所有人都知道答案,如果他回答得不干脆,那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要问什么样的问题呢?”“嗯,你可以这样问,‘库克船长环球旅行了三次,但是在其中一次的途中他去世了,是哪一次呢?’”鲍勃想了一会儿,紧张的回答道,“你就不能问另外一个问题吗?坦率地说,我对历史了解的不是很多。”



n.缺乏,不足,缺点,缺陷
  • During the war children suffered from a deficiency of food.战争期间孩子们遭受缺乏食物之苦。
  • Fortunately,color deficiency is not a serious medical problem.幸运的是,色盲并不是一种严重的医学问题。
vt.察觉,发现;探测
  • I can detect signs of improvement in your thinking.我可以察觉出你思考问题方面的进步。
  • Their instruments can detect the slightest vibration.他们的仪器能探测出极微弱的震动。
vt.承认,坦白;vi.承认,坦白,忏悔
  • Many Christians regularly confess their guilty actions and thoughts to a priest.很多基督徒都定期向牧师忏悔他们的罪行和恶念。
  • I confess to some suspicion of your honesty.我承认对你的诚实有所怀疑。
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