【生词预览】 cardboard纸板,creation作品,bet确信 【笑话原文】 Translation not Found I returned from Russia after living there nearly two years. My sister decided to surprise me by creating welcome home signs in Russian. She went

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

【生词预览】 clerk售货员,tape卷尺,plasma 等离子 【笑话原文】 A Small Trick All I wanted was to pay for some batteries, but none of the clerks in the electronics store seemed interested in helping me. I got an idea, and pulled

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【生词预览】 spoil宠溺,dote on溺爱,tantrum发脾气 【笑话原文】 But the Teacher Cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled .His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anyth

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【生词预览】 watering hole夜总会,shot烈酒,ritual习惯 【笑话原文】 An Alcohol Tester I stopped at my favorite watering hole after a hard days work to relax. I noticed a man next to me order a shot and a beer. The man drank the s

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【生词预览】 drunk醉汉/喝醉了的,argue争论,settle解决 【笑话原文】 Drunks Two drunks were walking along. One drunk said to the other, What a stunning night, look at the moon. The other drunk stopped and looked at his drunk

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【生词预览】 approach接近,whisper低声说,urge催促,fund存款 【笑话原文】 Nearing the End Nearing the end, Chuck is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, I must tel

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【生词预览】 mild温暖的,ancestor祖先,firewood木柴,positive肯定的 【笑话原文】 Will the Winter Be Bad The Indians ask their new chief whether the winter will be cold or mild. Since the young chief never learned the ways of

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【生词预览】 sit-down坐着由服务员送来吃的,across对面,stare盯着 【笑话原文】 Dont Want to Miss It A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss. All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year

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【生词预览】 deliver生产(婴儿)lantern灯笼,attendance出席 【笑话原文】 Is It the Light that's Attracting Them? Mike lives in the countryside with no electricity. One night, Mike's wife begins to deliver the baby. The local do

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【生词预览】 chess象棋,astonishment惊讶,exclaim惊呼 【笑话原文】 Beaten Him Three Games out of Five A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a wh

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【生词预览】 foyer门厅、休息室,step on踩到 【笑话原文】 To be on the Safe Side In a cinema, during a performance, one of the audiences gets up, making his way along the row of seats and going out into the foyer. A few minutes la

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【生词预览】 suspicious怀疑的,poke戳,rib肋骨 【笑话原文】 Counting Your Ribs Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. Youre running around with o

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【生词预览】 pupil学生,incubator孵化基地,beforehand之前 【笑话原文】 Visiting a Chicken Farm One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, a chick just got out of its e

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【生词预览】 minister牧师,illustrate阐述,pipe用嗓子尖声说话 【笑话原文】 What's His Number? Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to

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【生词预览】 match火柴,strike点燃,vain徒劳的 【笑话原文】 Each Match Lit There was a man who cared more for money than anything else. One day he sent his son to buy a box of matches, and told the boy he must see that each match

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【生词预览】 attach附加,bill钞票,change零钱 【笑话原文】 Change A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students al

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【生词预览】 inspector检查员,cordially热情地,windmill风车,compartment车厢,eyelid眼皮 【笑话原文】 German Visit A man decided to visit his brother who was stationed in Germany. He assumed that most Germans would speak E

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【生词预览】 adopt收养,hesitation犹豫,enroll招生,possess影响, 【笑话原文】 The Russian Baby Morris and Becky were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told t

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【生词预览】 effectiveness效用,dealer商人,watch-dog监察人员, 【笑话原文】 The Effectiveness of Advertisement Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one

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It was at a five oclock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness. So good of you to come, Mr.Jones,and where is your brother? You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come,so we tossed up

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