英语笑话听力+文本：Honest？诚实吗?

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. What's yours? asked the first boy. Tommy, replied the second. My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living? asked Billy

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英语笑话听力+文本：St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题

Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, There was a movie that was made about

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英语笑话听力+文本：Want a day off 想请一天假

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. Boss, he says, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.We're short-handed, Smith the boss repli

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英语笑话听力+文本：Interruption 轻率的插话

The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her we could help and sought the assista

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英语笑话听力+文本：班级、情人和蠢驴

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow. A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the not

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英语笑话听力+文本：你可以跟他们中任何一个结婚

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl star

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英语笑话听力+文本：他什么都没听到

He never heard a thing! Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, What's the trouble? I went out this morning, she began, and when I came home I f

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英语笑话听力+文本：Parking Expenses 停车费

A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan. The business

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英语笑话听力+文本：Talking clock 会说话的钟

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's it work? Watch, the man said an

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英语笑话听力+文本：Photo我老婆的照片

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that, he

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英语笑话听力+文本：Poisonous snakes 毒蛇

A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, Dad，are we poisonous snakes? The father replies proudly, Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son? Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!! 一个阳光明媚的下午，

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英语笑话听力+文本：Psychiatrist 精神病医生

Jerry went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy! Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure you

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英语笑话听力+文本：Business just started 开张大吉

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and start

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英语笑话听力+文本：night shift 值夜班遇到的怪事

一个寒冷的11月的夜晚，一个地方警察刚结束了夜班回到家和妻子说：你简直无法相信今天晚上发生了什么事！我当了这么多年差都没见过这样的事。 怎么了？ 我在运河边遇到两个家伙，他们

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英语笑话听力+文本：Space mountain 不想再玩太空山

我们第一次带我们七岁的女儿去迪斯尼乐园并直接去太空山时，她十分激动。 我担心过山车对她来说太刺激，她却坚持要玩。使她高兴的是，我们玩了两次。第二年我们带着八岁的她重返神奇

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英语笑话听力+文本：The Drive-Thru 得来速餐厅

Tony刚结束在当地的麦当劳餐厅的培训。 当他第一次站在收银台后工作时他不免有点紧张。他的第一位顾客点了一分奶昔。 Tony,经理说，记得在客人点餐前要说欢迎光临麦当劳。 第二位顾客要

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英语笑话听力+文本：Scream 最响亮、最凄厉痛苦的尖叫

牙医在请求一个病人：帮个忙好吗？你能不能尽你所能发出最响亮、最凄厉痛苦的尖叫？ 病人说：为什么？这次其实不算糟糕啊。 牙医说：现在候诊室的病人实在太多，而我不想错过4点的球

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英语笑话听力+文本：real play 逼真的演出

我在北达科塔州立大学教戏剧入门课时，要求学生们去看学校剧团的演出，并写一篇评论。看了一场极为精彩的演出后，一名学生写道：这部戏剧实在是太逼真，以致于我觉得自己是坐在家里

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英语笑话听力+文本：Apologyletter 道歉信

我在公车公司的同事Lisa，有一回需要给一位整个行程一团糟的顾客寄一封道歉信。我提醒她一年前我遭遇过类似情形，并翻出我那时写的道歉信，告诉她：你所要做的就是修改一下细节，日期

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英语笑话听力+文本：Ground Rules 基本规则

位于开普吉拉多的东南密苏里州立大学有一位我很喜欢的老师，他滑稽的幽默是人所共知的。在对一个新生班级解释他的基本规则时，他说：我知道我的课程可能会枯燥乏味，所以我不介意你

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