时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"



"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"



一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”

 



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
allylsilanes
altid
aoronymphium
Aphrodite Terra
arcyria punicea pers.
Bacillus renalis bovis
bearded Milanese
belgacoms
burst-cow
canal tunnel
carpet dance
cascaded laser
catatreme
caus.
chinese cuisine
chromatic bodies
cinzanoes
cobalt button
computer system evaluation
continuous concreting
course over ground
court interpreter
curve points
cyanoplatinate
dermo-epidermal junction
dextrolactic acid
do in a pinch
external-line triode oscillator
face tube
fast freezing
filling in
floating-point format
fo.
fructus persicae immaturus
genus anguillas
geranium forrestii r. kunth
gibberbird
heavy reinforcement
hunger pang
immunochemistry of plant viruses
implosively
indirect lobbying
interest-bearing balance
isoamyl ether
knollenberg
latchous
levigator
library classification
line of centres/centers
Loloka
long - keeping milk
lose ... temper
machinament
marine area
matiur
mean rate of failure
most frequent wind direction
Olmec n
oversystematized
packaged pneumatic instruments
paging disorder
para grass
pattern airspeed
pentamerid
percent utilization of capacity
photographic standard irradiance
plate-form spring
Poa lithophila
pot men
power hardening
pre-emergence
pupillaries
redeemer
reeden
reexportations
refah
resultation
reveal itself
riprap mounds
rotary cloth-press
roughness curve
Routh-Hourwitz criterion
self-lubricator
shoestring-sand trap
single lens reflex
sleaze-ridden
small spore
soft-rock
sound muscle
step principle
system of
tandem launch vehicle
task status
trichechus senegalensis
trilliums
typecasting
unglazed frozen food
untruth
upcast (upthrown) fault
uva passaeminores
variable testing
vitriolizing