时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"



"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"



一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”

 



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
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a sound bite
after chrome process
alboretoes
amphigamy
amt
back shaft
Ban Sala Lamduan
be commuted to a fine
bilirabin thesaurismosis
binmores
bituminous grout
bobsleddings
boisrond
Bowersville
bristly locusts
Calberlah
chain wheel
close-fit source-distribution method
commutatorless D.C. motor
computer memory units
concrete jacket
core shooting and curing machine
costrels
cutting layout
cyberstalked
de-monopolize
Depovemil
detemperature rate
Diwo
dynamic quenching
dyvise
emperson
endo('s) medium
equal annual accrual method
exempted exchange
exhaust purification
exonorm
fact table
fivas
foaming space
gas-liquid separation
gaudless
george crook
glacial accretion
gone a long way towards
Goodrich Company
grit stome
Guarneri
gyrofield
hyperdata
identification by palm print
in the back of
interior operator
internal combustion burner
Kayanga
kecak
KGHM
lapsus memoriae
Little Rhody
low-loss glass
micro bubble
microcosmetor
mid-market price
minidisk
Muggletonians
non-systematic error
obligation to educate children
okeover
ondometers
one pump
optical borate flint
out of phase signal
panel type board
phenylthioruea
polyonymic
pressure vessel wall
probe microanalyzer
quadrisporous
quasi discontinuity
quotient of similarity
root sealer bead
rysselberghe
sanjivs
secure supplies
shops-within-shops
sialagoge
solid state integrated circuit
Sonoran lyre snake
souissi
stitched canvas
sytron
tail lamp switch
Tulostomataceae
two-times
universal automatic computer
venefic
vernacule
vertical butt stroke
whorled milkweed
Winco
worldly possessionss