时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"



"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"



一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”

 



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
a whip
administration fee of highway transportation
air pressure regulator
alternating stress test
anti-foundationalism
anti-tank guided weapon
arechabalas
autodetected
baby dolls
Balko
behavioral
bench adjustment
brachman
change of destination
Chicago-style
Chinese character input keyboard
coefficient of natural illumination
coined
colledges
critical compressibility factor
crumber
cryochrepts
data specification
device independent pixel
dihedral angle statistics
dilophous microcalthrops
distunes
dq phasor
dray-net
dry dust collector
early entry strategy
emulsion copolymerization
equivalent valuations
erdmann
familial incidence
favites pentagona
gara yakuma (sri lanka)
gauze (filter) element
genus trachipteruss
gibbered
give sb a licking
Grenchen
griffith wing
gruelings
Harvard index chart
haulage stage
heart rope
heavy-sticker
hederic
Hinchinbrook I.
intangible drilling cost
intergrases
jago
Kitagasa
kujalleq
labo(u)r hour method
lacquer for striping
lead metavanadate
limb lengthening
mass-redius product
mettre
modified integration digital analog simulator
mouth-to-mouth breathing
Mushrif(Mishrif)
non-inertial guidance set
nonstealth
nucleus paraventricularis
old-line
parafocus
personnel scheduling
plaited paper filter
preoccipital incisure
provision for freights allowances discounts
reflecting antenna
request for inspection
reviction
roentgeniums
rounding adjustment
shaflie
ship power cable
situation
spare stone
stocktakings
suffragisms
T-byte
tagaturonic acid
Thandwè
tire bolt
to the tips of one's fingers
tombi
transfer film
transpiration effection leaching fractions
two-stage valve
ultrasonic diagnostic scanner
unbundle
under-seat
underreactor
vibrating gyroscope
vibration band
working parameter
zibetone
zincked