时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"



"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"



一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”

 



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
acetylene ionization chamber
aggat
aircraft computers
anchor agitator
answering back mechanism
antiatherogenicity
aristocraticism
backchatting
balancing of tyre
biauricular
bloodiful
bounded to the above
Bromdiphenhydramine
bumboat
caseidin
catalysotype
cavanaghs
chamotte
chandler's period
christened
coagulating sedimentation
colourimetric purity
correction for isostasy
croyait
culture factor
cyrtopisthocranius
daftly
dark shag
deep anesthesia
deep stacked
dicaryon mycelium
direct charge-off method
endoperoxide
exuvial fluid
float arm
fuck sb around
graunchies
hadrocentric bundle
have a bad cough
honrado
Hopkins Park
human movement
hyltons
idesia polycarpa var.vestita diels
Idugala
IR pointer
keep bolt
Kloštar
leptonic hypercharge
linear control processes
machining superintendent
mcclenaghan
microimmunoelectrophoresis
mistransliteration
momic
Neo-Cambridge school
objectivise
okullu
optical iridectomy
order actinarias
overthinking
pectinatory
phase-veversal protection
phenomenal sea
photoacoustic Raman spectroscopy
pie holes
place obstacles in the way
plannings
plea-bargaining
postinformation
precise gage
primary rays
quick change gears
ramtron
reduced variable
relaxed algorithm
satinwood
secretory immunity
segment memory
snake eggplant
spiralling
stopper-shaped
superimpose
symbiotics
Sā'atlū
terr
throwing the javelin
tie member
Tlalpan
tombouctou (timbuktu)
transportation corridor
tray aerator
treanorite
tv-show
two-scale frequency meter
unpardonableness
utility piping
vinyl sulfone dye
vitreous table
Willmore seismograph
Zamza