时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"



"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"



一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”

 



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
Aconitum fukutomei
adenological
al arin
alarm handsetting yoke
alluvium
aluminithermic welding
ammonification
annull
arianisms
articulatio glenohumeralis
attestation reports
Avon, River
Bobrov
boyuk dahna
Camporgiano
child murder
contrapoint
contrists
cut vertex
das kapitals
deh
delwaide
direct stroke protection
eaux-chaudes
end lathe
ergology
expensac litis
faradimeter
fetch rule
functional equivalence hypothesis
gainyield
genus Anemone
glass wool blanket
glebae
golden buckwheat rhizone
growth in darkness
gyro pitch and roll recorder
HEMTU
highbie
Hopside
hyposthenuria
inexpugnableness
intermediate marker
intervention button
judicial redress
kilometric scale
Leighton
live something out
locked rotor test
Ludwig's angle
manuer
market portfolio
Marlboro(Marlborough)
material balance accounting
measurement while drilling
membranae tensa
mid body
moire effect
moutets
multilevel subroutine
Māhīm R.
Nowy Targ
nuclear-generated power
object analysis
on sb's hands
overlapping coefficient
pentanobornamide
pH level pH
pineoblastomas
podzol type of soil formation
potassium biiodate
principle of transport
Prtscr
quinoestrole
repent one's error
rsf
sarcomatous type
sebens
sell a thing by auction
sellable
smearily
spring buoy
staggering advantage
statistical mask
steam supply and power generation
streetley
surface scratch
switch region
theory of servo mechanism
TPGF
track shim for frost heaving roadbed
transmission rope
travel(l)ing asphalt melting unit
tserclaes
unexpected event
unsym-
upper bearing bracket
user-to-user communication
vantana
Walnut Bottom
waste matter
wax coating