时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"



"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"



一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”

 



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
Acidimicrobiaceae
ammonium molybdophosphate
Andado
answering frequency
aoks
Apauvin
aromaticss
automatic quiet gain contrl
average terrestrial pole
be awed
Belford
big-city
bind on equip
bleaching damage
bonish
bulking method
capital equipments
carotid syncope
chemical transducer
collusive action
conglomeratise
cool grey
crossbanding
cyclohexanediol
deashed coal
digital gap
doggonest
dynamometer type
Ecua
empirical design
empty wordss
erysipelatoid
failure-tolerant parallel programming
flush right
frequency discontinuity
functional reference point
genetic evaluation
get a patent on
grid network
hand arm
holy cow
hood operating cylinder
ilinskite
Inst NA
iron coke
jost
knock ourselves out
large hub screw propeller
Las Horquetas
liner hot water pump cylinder
live video
lobworm
maskette
mediaplayer
mimela splendens
miriest
multi-purpose studio
multirefracting crystal
newspaper ad
no-smokings
nonconjugated diene
nonoccipital
nowey
oil drag
palmital (dehyde)
physiology of endoparasites
pod-bearing plant
Presapiens
primary cell wall
production evaluation test
raillyer
rubidium fluorosilicate
sabotage alert team
schmitts
single-order subtractor
size on disk
sloppy spin wave
special format
squaw vine
striated epithelium
sugar yielding crop
supraglenoid tubercle
sylvinites
t'ai ch'ang po shih
temperature distillation chart
terminal tailoring
testing memorandum
testing wire
Three-point Field Goal
tile lining
trimethyltransferases
tube adaptor
tunes-in
turret clock striking cams
Vagina tendinis musculi flexoris pollicis longi
Vermontite
Viento, Pta.del
war shipvoy charter party
warmthless
waveform deviation factor
ypf
zianite (kyanite)