时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"



"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"



一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”

 



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
-calmodulin
2T sine squared pulse distortion
5-methyl-2-hexanone oxime
accumbency
acrylic coating
altitude transmitting selsyn
antineoplastic antibiotics
arithmetical technique
auger drilling
bare-midriff
battery ringing
beautifications
block traders
butsudan
capitan pastene
cercospora tithoniae
checked effect
chronograph studies
Codihue
conventional fuel injector
converging-diverging cones injector
Convolvulus purga
cotton-wool tampon
coverlet
cut off cock
diagnosis of nutrient condition
Dinichthyidae
disc oiled bearing
euphrates rivers
exposing functional
family Pleuronectidae
foam analysis
formes
four-axis coordinate system
geum alleppicum strictums
haemaphaein
heptadecenoic acid
heteroxanthin(e)
Hymenophyllum
hyphodontia barba-jovis
image interpolation
integral choice pattern
kae
kalachakra
les miserables
lorwin
masters in business administration
mcpr (minimum critical power ratio)
methylglycoside
Narashino
natrium sulfosalicylicum
natural zone
naw
negative gradient
Nghabe
nutrient regeneration
oblique traces
oophoroepilepsy
Oshigbudu
over-medicating
pak-
pedunculicole
pepe ventilated motor
percentage of sales
peripatuses
petrosio
phosphate-bonded refractory
phytolipopolysaccharid
placenta discoidea
Postendarterectomy
principle of virtual work
printing ink solvent
proton electron spectrometer
pseudolistened
pyrite lattice
ring weight
roight
sarcophaga iwuensis
sargins
saturated integrator
second month of autumn
semiconductor heterostructure junction
seront
sight for sag
simulated space
Sm-Nd dating
smart drug
solid-state phased array radar system
square tubing
stands between
straight shank drill holder
subchordal
summer freshet
the ukraine
tirano
tool profile
trichopteras
uranniobite
vibratory noise
viscosity transducer
vision electronics recording apparatus
voltage matching transformer