时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"



"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"



一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”

 



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
acanthiss
acquisition, data
air shower core
air valve handle set screw
amylopectins
anti-arab
antifade
aspring
Avena sativa L.
bacon and eggss
basialveolar length
batch adsorption
Bazéga, Prov.
Bergenhem's opcration
bianisotropy
bigga
boiling transition
born leader
Brautarholt
chainable
checkar berry oil
choloalite
class body
closing hill for afforestation
cultivated ginseng
Cwt.
damper tube
dehydrator filter
dentin(e)
depression belt
destructivist
dormant account fee
DQYDJ
dry cabonization
dualrail and expand spacer type piston ring
ebolaviruses
economic life of a project
El Carrión
epernay
equal interval
euophryine
fast-swimming
gallifreys
general overall layout
goitrous
have trouble doing sth
hold-back pay
Holmgrene's test
hornpiper
kinship relations
laminarizes
lawmer
legal technical norm
log indicator
lose my cool
love offering
make a drawing
mass casualty
mastogloia quinquecostata
mean power (of a radio transmitter)
mercaptans
mixed-layer clay mineral
model modification
Mokrousovskiy Rayon
molybdenum filament
monotone convergence theorem
Narga
necessity of life
niche model
non-dance
outdoor enthusiasts
oximase
oxyphilus
peairs
personified capital
plexus pudendus
preferred estimator
primary magnetomotive force
pseudoarticulation formation
raunce
recovery and reconstitution
rectangular waveguide
rerooted
resonance cross section
Richter, Jean Paul Friedrich
self-synchronism
spiral thickening
static controller
steam chest head stud
stromatolithic biostrome
synchronization control
terahertz (thz)
thalamectomy
thermoelastic effect
total active aircraft authorization
Umbrina roncador
unburdening
underload breaker
unsaturated
wheat smut spore
worm knotter
wotoes