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英文笑话：drunk “醉”字是什么意思？

一天，父亲和小儿子一道回家，这孩子正处于那种对什么事都感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：爸爸，醉字是什么意思？ 唔，孩子，父亲回答说，你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个，那么我就算醉了。 可是，爸爸，孩子说，那儿只有一个警察呀

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：patience 你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢

垂钓者：你已经盯着看了三个小时了，你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢？ 旁观者：我没那耐性。

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(273) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：No Problem 没问题

A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.

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英文笑话：bedtime prayer 睡前祷告词

Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy. Her mother interrupted and said, Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy? And Juli

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：I don't know her 我还不认识她

一对夫妇在公园里散步，发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上，动情地接吻。 你为什么不那么做呢？妻子说。 亲爱的，丈夫回答说，我还不认识那个女子呢!

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The key to sucess 成功的关键

我是最近订婚的。我问我的姨妈简（她跟姨夫鲍勃结婚已三十四年了），她认为他们长久结合的成功关键是什么。她说：我们尽量不吵架，我们相互尊重对方的隐私。。。 这时姨夫鲍勃打断她说：她白天上班，我晚上上班。

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：want a day off

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. Boss, he says, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.We're short-handed, Smith the boss repl

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Six or Twelve?六还是十二？

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(79) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：It worked 真的有效！

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, t

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(94) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Honest？诚实吗？

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

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英文笑话：Parking Expenses 停车费

A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank woul

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英文笑话：Poisonous snakes 毒蛇

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英文笑话：Talking clock 会说话的钟

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(79) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：他什么都没听到

He never heard a thing! Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice,

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：你可以跟他们中任何一个结婚

You can marry any one of them One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's

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英文笑话：Want a day off 想请一天假

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.

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英文笑话：圣彼德的问题

St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题 Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(147) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：一睡醒，你就被炒鱿鱼了

As soon as you wake up, you're fired Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly plac

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(138) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：A Smart Housewife 聪明的家庭主妇

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(138) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：serious chat 严肃的聊天

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