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英语笑话：The politician 政客

The politician A gangster wanted to corrupt a politician. He offered a fancy diamond watch in return for a favor. The politician said, It's bribery. I can't accept it. The gangster said, I'll sell you the watch for $20 dollars instead. The politician

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：President George W. Bush 布什总统

President George W. Bush 布什总统 Do you know what President George W. Bush got on his college SATs? He got drool on it. Notes: 1.Do you know what President George W. Bush got on his college SATs? 你知道布什总统在大学学术能力测验中

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英语笑话：a tooth pulled 拔牙

a tooth pulled A man and his wife entered the dentist's office. The man said, I want a tooth pulled. We're in a big hurry, so forget about any pain killers. The dentist said，You're very brave. Which tooth is it? The man said to his wife, Show him y

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英语笑话：Breast enhancement 丰胸

Breast enhancement A woman tells her husband she wants to have surgery to enlarge her breasts. He tells her, Honey，you don't need surgery for that. She asks,Then how do I do it? Just mb toilet paper between them, he says. She replies, How does that

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英语笑话：wedding 婚礼

wedding At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, Mommy， why does the girl wear white? She answered, The bride wears white because this is the happiest day of her life. The boy thought about this and said，Why is the groom wearing black? Notes:

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英语笑话：burglar 小偷

burglar A man went to the police station to speak to a burglar. He asked, How did you get into my house without waking my wife? Tell me your secret because I've been trying to do that for years. Notes: 1. A man went to the police station to speak to

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英语笑话：divorce 离婚

divorce I asked my friend why she wanted to divorce her husband. She answered, Every time I sit on his lap, he starts dictating letters. Notes: 1.I asked my friend why she wanted to divorce her husband. 我问我朋友为什么她要和丈夫离婚。

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英语笑话听力+文本：给儿子的信

【生词预览】 last 上一个， findout 发现 【笑话原文】 ALettertoHerSon DearSon, I mwritingthisslowbecauseIknowyoucan treadfast.Wedon tlivewherewedidwhenyouleft.Yourdadreadinthepaperthatmostaccidentshappenwithintwentymilesofhome,sowemo

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：不许动

【生词预览】 Michigan 密歇根洲， revolver 左轮手枪， bandit 土匪，强盗 【笑话原文】 NobodyMove! ApairofMichiganrobbersenteredarecordshopnervouslywavingrevolvers.Thefirstoneshouted, Nobodymove! Whenhispartnermoved,thestartle

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英语笑话听力+文本：数数的目的

【生词预览】 insane 疯狂的， asylum 精神病院， poke 刺 【笑话原文】 Thirteen Amaniswalkingbyaninsaneasylumandhearsalltheresidentschanting,Thirteen!Thirteen!Quitecuriousaboutallthis,hefindsaholeinthefence,looksinandsomeonepokeshi

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英语笑话听力+文本：这样他就不会去参军了

【生词预览】 donkey 驴， camp 营地， 【笑话原文】 ASmallBoyandADonkey AsmallboyleadingadonkeypassedbyanArmycamp.Acoupleofsoldierswantedtohavesomefunwiththelad. Whatareyouholdingontoyourbrothersotightfor,sonny? askedoneofthem. Sohewon

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英语笑话听力+文本：Be more polite 你应该学礼貌点

一天，Bill和Tom去一个饭馆共度晚餐。当服务生端上两份牛排的时候，Bill迅速给自己选了大块的牛排。 Tom对此很不高兴：什么时候你能学得礼貌点？ Bill说：如果你先选的话，你会选哪份？ T

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英语笑话听力+文本：How Long, Doctor? 要多久,医生?

When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life. Uh, I hadn't really thought about it replied the stunned surgeon. You're

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英语笑话听力+文本：你可以跟他们中任何一个结婚

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl star

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英语笑话听力+文本：Speeding 超速

Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway patrolman. Don't you ever look at the speedometer? the off

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英语笑话听力+文本：I'm sure it is fresh 我保证它很新鲜

A new restaurant opened in our town, so my husband, Walter, and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order, Walter asked if the coffee was fresh. I'm sure it is, answered the waitress. We've only been open two weeks. 镇上开了家新餐馆，

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英语笑话听力+文本：It worked 真的有效

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, the doctor gave him a pill and told him to take it

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英语笑话听力+文本：When a Tiger comes老虎来了

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, Do y

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英语笑话听力+文本：The best answer 最佳答案

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out? The winning reply was: The one nearest the exit. 一份报纸组织了一场

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英语笑话听力+文本：I Lost 我输了

It was at a five oclock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？ You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come，so we tossed up

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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