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英文笑话:I Hope So 我希望如此

Neighbor: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college? Father: I hope so. He certainly can't make a living by kissing girls! 邻居：您认为您的儿子会把在大学里学的东西全忘光吗？ 父亲：我希望这样--他当然

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(39) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话:Who's Afraid Now? 是谁害怕？

A neighbor told us about a trip he took with his two-and-a-half -year-old son. It was the first time the father and the boy had been away by themselves. The first night they spent in a hotel, the father moved his bed close to the boy's and when they

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(37) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：You Will Save Much More 你会省得更多

You will be pleased with me today, mother, said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it. Well, said his mother laughing, Next time you should run after a taxi, you will

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：I'll Change My Name 我会改一个名字

At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled, A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace! he wailed. What if the neighbors find out? I'll change my name, the comic-to-be volunteered. Change your

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：A Thank-you Letter 感谢信

Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you? Yes, Mum. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandpa's deaf, so I'm writing very loud. 你是在按照我说的给爷爷写信感谢他吗？ 是的，妈妈。 你的字好象写得太大了。 嗯，爷爷的耳朵不好，

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：I'll Carry You Down 我会把您背下去

My 15-year-old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. Don't you feel well, Mom? he asked with concern. No, I don't， I said. Well, don't you worry about dinner, he reassured me. I'll carry you down to the stove. 我十五岁的儿子连跑带颠

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Thinking Back 回忆

We were gathered together, all ten of us, for our widowed mother's 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister said, Of course, we were bound to be poor because we wer

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Something I Didn't Do 我没做的事

Mother: What are you crying for? Tommy: Teacher kept me in for something I didn't do. Mother: Something you didn't do? What was it? Tommy: M-m-my lessons. 妈妈：你哭什么？ 汤米：老师为了一件我没做的事把我留下了。 妈妈：一件你没做的事？什么事？ 汤米

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(46) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Essay 作文

Teacher had set his class an essay A Game of Cricket. After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: Rain stopped play.. 老师给学生出了作文题：一场板球赛。两分钟后，西蒙斯蒂尔交了作文，老师允许他回家了，

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Whose Fault谁的错

Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercises, surely your mother will blame you! Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I'll blame her, because it was she that did my homework instead. 老师：贝蒂，你作业中出了这么多错，你妈妈一定会

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：When Was Rome Built? 罗马是什么时候建成的?

Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher : Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day. 教师：罗马是什么时候建成的？ 汤姆：夜里。 教师：谁跟你这么说的？ 汤姆：是您。您说过罗马不是在一个白天建成的.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：4-4=? 四减四等于几?

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: How much is four minus four? Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(45) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：I Didn't Notice It 我没看到它

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that? Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the other. 妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Ear Short 耳聋

I thought my wife, Barbara, was losing her hearing, so one day I decided to test it. I quietly walked in the front door and stood 30 feet behind her, Barbara, I said, can you hear me? There was no response, so I moved to 20 feet behind her behind he

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Give Me a Dollar 给我一块钱

Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。 父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：A Pledge 誓约

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday, and everyone was complimenting him on how well he looked. I'll tell you the secret, he said. My wife and I were married seventy-five years ago. On our wedding night we made a pledge that whenever we had a

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Nouns 名词

Teacher: A noun is the name of a person or thing. Now, who can give me a noun? First boy: A cow. Teacher: Very good. Another noun? Second boy: Another cow. 教师：名词就是一个人或一种物的名称。现在谁能给我举出一个名词？ 第一个男孩：一头奶牛。 教师：

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The Swimmer 游泳者

The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that? asked the teacher. No, sir, answered Johnny, but I wonder why he did not swim it four times

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话【5】

ONLY A FEW WORDS At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English.

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话听力+文本：听笑话学英语:good choice 选得真不错

一天，两个工程系的学生在校园里碰面了。一个大声地招呼另一个：嗨！这单车真棒！你在哪弄到的？ 哦另一个回答，有一天，我在去教室的路上遇到一个年轻漂亮的姑娘骑着这辆车，她跳下

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(46) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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