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英文笑话：Be more polite 你应该学礼貌点

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英文笑话：How many? 还有多少?

Teacher: If you had five chocolate bars, and your younger sister asked you for one, how many would you have left? Terry: Five! 老师：假如你有五块巧克力，你妹妹问你要一块，你还剩几块？ 特里：还剩五块！

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Who is that woman? 那女人是谁？

The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said,

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英文笑话：Blind Date 相亲

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave

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英文笑话：Five Hundred Times 五百遍

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a scho

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英文笑话：Endearing terms 可爱的称呼

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morr

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Stopover 中途停留的优惠

I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices.

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英文笑话：Very stupid robbers 两个笨贼

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英文笑话：The Bait 把诱饵扔回海里

A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he

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英文笑话：Mommy is hitting the bottle

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英文笑话：我要表现得象位女士！

One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store， a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He s

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英文笑话：A Solution 从未准时的解决方案

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(48) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Ground Rules 基本规则

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英文笑话：from America 它们是从美国带来的

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the c

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英文笑话：Psychiatrist 精神病医生

Jerry went to a psychiatrist.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Photo 我老婆的照片

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare a

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Interruption 轻率的插话

A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话 The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining

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英文笑话：Shave head 刮头

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英文笑话：big sale 大减价(也没捞到便宜)

降价大甩卖那天，商场通知的8：30的开业时间未到，门口就排满了被打折的传闻和当地报纸的广告吸引过来的长龙。 一个小个子男人推挤着想到队伍的前

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英文笑话：a good chess player 优秀象棋手

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