时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he received a wire saying: "Body recovered yesterday covered with crabs 1. Send instructions." The man sent a wire back saying, "Sell crabs, send the money; reset 2 bait."


一个男人和妻子去度假。他们乘风出海,不幸的是妻子掉入海中淹死了。这个男人叫码头的负责人在妻子的尸体找到后通知他一声。二个星期后,他接到了一份电报:“尸体已于昨日找到,上边爬满了螃蟹。请指示。”男人回电报说:“卖掉螃蟹,收入汇过来;诱饵扔回海里。”



n.蟹( crab的名词复数 );阴虱寄生病;蟹肉v.捕蟹( crab的第三人称单数 )
  • As we walked along the seashore we saw lots of tiny crabs. 我们在海岸上散步时看到很多小蟹。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The fish and crabs scavenge for decaying tissue. 鱼和蟹搜寻腐烂的组织为食。 来自《简明英汉词典》
v.重新安排,复位;n.重新放置;重放之物
  • As soon as you arrive at your destination,step out of the aircraft and reset your wristwatch.你一到达目的地,就走出飞机并重新设置手表时间。
  • He is recovering from an operation to reset his arm.他做了一个手臂复位手术,正在恢复。
学英语单词
a place to call home
accident and sickness benefits
alarm-repeated transmission
Algestrup
alluvial transportation
almurtide
anisotropic saturation
anti-ballistic missile (abm)
antianaplastic
antixenosis
as clear as daylight
become acquainted with
bird dogs
bleep out
boric spar
burst access
camground piston
cargo all risks clause
choke input filter
code sequence
competitive inhibition
Corydalis barbisepala
cyclotron angular velocity
cytophagic index
dielectric fatigue
direct ratio
dispersed city
electric type flowmeter
equipment measure against accident
figurial
floating-point a/d conversion
floating-point decimal
flood-control dam
Fortran 90/95
fredrikssonite
gallerina
Gerry, Elbridge
Halimiye
Halovibrio
heat support
hot oil line
hysterical attack
idiopathic
insect cytology
instructional packages
integrated resource planning (irp)
intercision
IUCN Red List
lazzell
luxton
Meddersheim
medium pressure oil absorption process
meteorological warning message
method of finite element
monocytoses
myrtaceous tree
negative reactor
Nigerianization
NNMA
nonincestuous
oathbreach
oblique projection method
ocean geography
outlet village
outwing
palliative gastrectomy for cancer
pocket lamp battery
post-disaster
preediting
qapla
quantum mechanical component
R.F.D.
radial play eccentricity
reserved
ringroad
Rubus pirifolius
San José, Cerro
Savonga
seebohms
semi-centrifugal type
sequence of excavation
spiritic
spongiotic pustules
standard distributed lag function
subaddress
supermicron
survey research
swing at
tapered foot roller
thermal ammater
total estimation method
transparent wrapper
tunicae vagfnalis propria testis
Ugleural'skiy
unaccording
Venae interlobulares
vinilestrenolo
vlasic planina
wine-waiter
with great adoration
wylde
yanking