时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he received a wire saying: "Body recovered yesterday covered with crabs 1. Send instructions." The man sent a wire back saying, "Sell crabs, send the money; reset 2 bait."


一个男人和妻子去度假。他们乘风出海,不幸的是妻子掉入海中淹死了。这个男人叫码头的负责人在妻子的尸体找到后通知他一声。二个星期后,他接到了一份电报:“尸体已于昨日找到,上边爬满了螃蟹。请指示。”男人回电报说:“卖掉螃蟹,收入汇过来;诱饵扔回海里。”



n.蟹( crab的名词复数 );阴虱寄生病;蟹肉v.捕蟹( crab的第三人称单数 )
  • As we walked along the seashore we saw lots of tiny crabs. 我们在海岸上散步时看到很多小蟹。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The fish and crabs scavenge for decaying tissue. 鱼和蟹搜寻腐烂的组织为食。 来自《简明英汉词典》
v.重新安排,复位;n.重新放置;重放之物
  • As soon as you arrive at your destination,step out of the aircraft and reset your wristwatch.你一到达目的地,就走出飞机并重新设置手表时间。
  • He is recovering from an operation to reset his arm.他做了一个手臂复位手术,正在恢复。
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aconitine hydrochloride
aethyrs
analytic control
Askania
aspiration biopsy
Ban Bang Duan
basic device unit
bathing deck
binary non-algebraic adder
boulevard theatre
bout it
brings in
brodribb
camber gauge
capillary forces
capital construction procedure
chaffetz
civil affairs statistics
commodity trading adviser's representative
community park
competition and credit control
Consuegra
countervision
didley bows
disciplinate
dispersion wavelength
ditching procedure
Dourados, Sa.dos
emergency power off
endp
foxhunters
Gaultheria sinensis
geostrophic wind velocity
Hammerwich
Helicia longipetiolata
hepatomegalia
hew-hole
high temperature thermogravimetric apparatus
home to
hyperuricuria
indent on
inlow
inner harbour line
joint venture
Koltur
lansford
lateral damping
Linzenmeler's tests
Luf I.
mean geometrical distance
micrometeoritic
multiturn winding
Neales R.
nectarous cell
nevus spilus
non-holographic
normal preparedness
nutritional factors
panacis quinquefolii radix
pandanalean
papio papio
paradidymis
pardanthus
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performed by code
phase array
plant height
point cut off
polymer injection pump
polyovulation
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Premna ligustroides
processing method
r.p.s.
recovery diode matrix
resource management module
resulta
rubidium bromate
rubidium perrhenate
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scan sheet
scattering centre
sequence set index
shown the ropes
skirrh
snowstormy
southeast wind
sporadic(al)
stack page
static buffering
steam parallel slide stop valve
stenothermal microorganisms
sweat-houses
tenthredopsis (thomsonia) insularis fuscicornis
to broach
undined
upside-down channel
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visceral crisis
wear debris
Williams-Kilburn tube
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