时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题


Three men, a doctor, an accountant 1 and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg 2, what was its name?" The doctor answers, "The Titanic 3" and he is sent through. He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?" Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1 500!". St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!".


有三个人死了,分别是一名医生、一名会计和一名律师。他们来到了圣彼德面前。圣彼德对他们说,如果他们想进入天堂,就得每人回答一个问题。圣彼德看着医生开始发问,“以前电影院放过一部电影,说的是一艘船撞击冰山后沉没,电影的名字是什么?”医生回答,“<<泰坦尼克号>>”,医生随即被允许进入天堂。然后圣彼德看着会计说,“船上有多少人遇难?”。会计很走运,因为他刚看过这部电影,回答道,“1500人遇难。”圣彼德把会计也放进天堂了。最后,圣彼德转过身,看着律师,非常严肃地用命令的口吻问道,“把1500人的名字都说出来?”



n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
n.冰山,流冰,冷冰冰的人
  • The ship hit an iceberg and went under.船撞上一座冰山而沉没了。
  • The glacier calved a large iceberg.冰河崩解而形成一个大冰山。
adj.巨人的,庞大的,强大的
  • We have been making titanic effort to achieve our purpose.我们一直在作极大的努力,以达到我们的目的。
  • The island was created by titanic powers and they are still at work today.台湾岛是由一个至今仍然在运作的巨大力量塑造出来的。
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accountability partner
Acinos
active suspension
amential
amerceable, amerciable
aquafers
artemisinins
Aullene
banana aphid
Bennettiopsida
Board of Customs and Excise
Boston College
brivati
Caperea
cgta
chartale
Chlormagluminite
choke collars
cift
cluster-bomb
clutter power
cold-charged ingot
congrees
current partition
customer device circuit
cxp
de-centralising
diabase-tuff
Donau
echometry
EMDP
ethylenediaminetetracetates
fail in plant
family Meliphagidae
firepowers
fissistigma oldhami (hemsl.) merrr.
forwarding order
fractional representation
gerrish
gravyn
harcum
heavy-duty bag
high attenuation cable
highly-educated
house divided
If you cannot bite, never show your teeth.
in-memoriam
incipient scorch
intrasinusoidal
Kal'mius
karnataki (india)
lift platform
martyrologists
maxillary excess
mcbooks
milk character
mobile conveyor
Müllheim
neologization
new development plan
normal photography
notched impact specimen
Nuremberg defences
ontologize
osmium catalyst
peak overlapping
penoches
phase function
phencarol
phytophthora cyperi-rotundati
picks them up
Piper austrosinense
PMNG
pomu
prankishly
rated electrical power
reckons for
research agenda
rope-drum
savoxepin
sculptured glass
sharedealers
shortage and damage
silo apex
singular correspondence
snow throwers
soldering bit
squirrelcide
stop slide
striking circle
subperitoneal appendicitis
suey
supplementary morpheme
taqs
test method
trace elements
Trachydium kingdon-wardii
trichothiodystrophy
unbefitting
unvoweled
veneered plywood
yellow spot fungus