时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题


Three men, a doctor, an accountant 1 and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg 2, what was its name?" The doctor answers, "The Titanic 3" and he is sent through. He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?" Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1 500!". St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!".


有三个人死了,分别是一名医生、一名会计和一名律师。他们来到了圣彼德面前。圣彼德对他们说,如果他们想进入天堂,就得每人回答一个问题。圣彼德看着医生开始发问,“以前电影院放过一部电影,说的是一艘船撞击冰山后沉没,电影的名字是什么?”医生回答,“<<泰坦尼克号>>”,医生随即被允许进入天堂。然后圣彼德看着会计说,“船上有多少人遇难?”。会计很走运,因为他刚看过这部电影,回答道,“1500人遇难。”圣彼德把会计也放进天堂了。最后,圣彼德转过身,看着律师,非常严肃地用命令的口吻问道,“把1500人的名字都说出来?”



n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
n.冰山,流冰,冷冰冰的人
  • The ship hit an iceberg and went under.船撞上一座冰山而沉没了。
  • The glacier calved a large iceberg.冰河崩解而形成一个大冰山。
adj.巨人的,庞大的,强大的
  • We have been making titanic effort to achieve our purpose.我们一直在作极大的努力,以达到我们的目的。
  • The island was created by titanic powers and they are still at work today.台湾岛是由一个至今仍然在运作的巨大力量塑造出来的。
学英语单词
accounting postulates
ALLM
amplitude of pitch
anti-carcinogenic
Astypalaia
autoagglutinin
Avstriyskiy Proliv
balibago
Befasy
Beloglazovo
Bulbacapnine
Chintamani
chorus lines
CO analyser
constant folding
control of user-owned stored data
cross-section area of nozzle
dental swager
devillers
dress the part
effec
factory cost sheet
free isotope
fruit system
galorer
genus hydrochariss
Germanizer
gold-doped transistor
good -will
gornick
gray slag
growes
hemp willows
ice condition
indianola
interbreed
issuer key exchange key
Juncus allioides
Khalatnikov theory
lap-straked
leap-frog
liquefled sulphur dioxide
long-goner
LRF(GRF)
Mackenzie's amputation
magnapop
mamma bears
Marijuna
mckently
MEH (feedwater pump turbine electr-hydraulic control system)
mesh network topology
metal ion activated enzyme
mids-on
modern-styles
monoammonium tartrate
monolithic capacitor ceramics
moon guitar
moonshadow
mouselet
mud cushion box
navigation set
negative full scale
Novoshakhtinskiy
old fellow
open days
otopathy
oxidation potential
parking brake shoe
parlatoria zizyphis (cucas)
peppermint gum
physical therapists
placodes
plate-type contraction joint
proof read
protrudable
put the cart befoue the horse
radiation cascade
rate of utilization of working time of equipment
recombinative
reflecting sketchmaster
retarding disk conveyor
river abuse
sand and mud foreshore
scalar network analyzer
securing key
self religions
seminal canal
shaft monture
shuttle-pin
spontaneous breaking
terminating operation
toothmugs
topographical distribution
tripped over
tube caisson foundation
turris babylonia
Veitchia
ventriculus cerbri
wear-resistant property
whis.
xtx
Ypres