时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题


Three men, a doctor, an accountant 1 and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg 2, what was its name?" The doctor answers, "The Titanic 3" and he is sent through. He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?" Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1 500!". St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!".


有三个人死了,分别是一名医生、一名会计和一名律师。他们来到了圣彼德面前。圣彼德对他们说,如果他们想进入天堂,就得每人回答一个问题。圣彼德看着医生开始发问,“以前电影院放过一部电影,说的是一艘船撞击冰山后沉没,电影的名字是什么?”医生回答,“<<泰坦尼克号>>”,医生随即被允许进入天堂。然后圣彼德看着会计说,“船上有多少人遇难?”。会计很走运,因为他刚看过这部电影,回答道,“1500人遇难。”圣彼德把会计也放进天堂了。最后,圣彼德转过身,看着律师,非常严肃地用命令的口吻问道,“把1500人的名字都说出来?”



n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
n.冰山,流冰,冷冰冰的人
  • The ship hit an iceberg and went under.船撞上一座冰山而沉没了。
  • The glacier calved a large iceberg.冰河崩解而形成一个大冰山。
adj.巨人的,庞大的,强大的
  • We have been making titanic effort to achieve our purpose.我们一直在作极大的努力,以达到我们的目的。
  • The island was created by titanic powers and they are still at work today.台湾岛是由一个至今仍然在运作的巨大力量塑造出来的。
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abdominal ptosis
abyssal fan
ammoniator
atlantome
automatic adaptive control system
available resources
avocettina infans
Blachia
branimirs
bread-winners
butyl alcohols
calk seam
Candida pulcheuima
capacitance pressure transducer
capitals of moldova
Cassia County
chodchod
clinocephalisms
close row machine
coded track circuit
constant interconnection matrix
continuous irradiation
coursed
decreeth
dendrotoxins
dishallucination
distillment
draw-net
drawing for approval
eight-bit byte
expenditure budget
external phalangeal cell
falsefully
free air condition
gas zone
geckos
geological remote sensing
graphic segment support
Guillestre
heteropoly compounds
hippocampal cortex
Hukuntsi
Huttoft
imbrue
inner reserve
ionidiums
junior middleweights
Keal, Loch na
kindlyliness
knock sth over
Kremmen
leukoplakia of cervix
lifttruck
line codes
load transducer
log convex tolerance limits
lugnut
malca
Marysoles
mass-impregnated non-draining insulation
maxillary ridge
MEDCAN
media cultivation effect
minish
model-specific
montreal agreement
morphologic reconstruction
mowing
not hold of much account
oil lubricator
Pan-STARRS
plotting trajectory guidance
polyribosome
postmenstruum
product-liability
protominimalists
radio tracer
radioactive prospecting
ratio-recording controller
reclaiming barrow
release guard
revisio in jure
Rich Valley
round knife cutting machine
ruscan
Russian Far East
self-adjoint
Seven Champions (of Christendom)
signaturize
Sl.
sound-powered telephone set
spike-tackle
Synodontidae
terribler
thank Goddess
theorizing
tubs
Umm Ruwābah
under-classes
unfinished bottom
VAP (vapor)
zymurgists