时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Class, Lass and Ass 1


Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased 2 the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.


Tom教授打算第二天与他的学生见面,因此他在黑板上写道:“Tom教授明天将和大家见面”。


一位学生看到这条通知后,觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了,就走上前,将“class”中的“c”擦掉,教授听到笑声,转过身走回来,看了看那位学生,又看看被改动过的通知,不动声色地走上前,把“lass” 中的“l”擦掉,看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生,教授扬长而去。



n.驴;傻瓜,蠢笨的人
  • He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
  • An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。
v.擦掉( erase的过去式和过去分词 );抹去;清除
  • He erased the wrong answer and wrote in the right one. 他擦去了错误答案,写上了正确答案。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • He removed the dogmatism from politics; he erased the party line. 他根除了政治中的教条主义,消除了政党界限。 来自《简明英汉词典》
学英语单词
2-thienylglyoxylic acid
abdicated
advertisement offering a reward
alcoholic(s)
amygdalineous
arch-type culvert
armature wedge
autodial
be on the verge of
beam balance type
Beruri
block group
bottom-feed wick oiler
chubut
cilli gecidi
cloven timber
cohomology of semisimplicial complex
community committee
condenser level control valve
congo bort
cumulative effect of changes in accounting principles
cyclarbamate
Dettmannsdorf
dissolved oxygen profile
double sided board
double-faceds
double-tailed test
eriocraniids
Eurya pseudocerasifera
Fiberall
fibroma of lung
fibromyxosarcoma
fluoresceine sodium
forest-working through government-officers
foundation construction
framestack
ge (general electric company of america)
goods in trade
hatch speed
hematoplast
hunziker
impurity gradient
indexing method
insination
jack pad
Khanzira
Koplik
linear-phase filter
locally optimal solution
Lolium remotum
lysogenized state
mama-san
market oriented production
meatheaded
melt-through
microns
microphthalmoscope
Nagel
nandor
nationalism (in music)
Obertshausen
oestrogen(estrogen)
oneration
polyurethane brightener
postscriptal
power-factor measurement
press about
prolactin (prl)
Providence Atoll
quartzs
Qui facit per alium facit per se.
radioisotope
railroad branch
raise an exception
rectilinear scanner
reducing diet
rocker shaft
S-ethyl diethylthiocarbamate
schwalier
scryinger
Serbo Croat
Seriphidium borotalense
set one's sights on
short land memo
simaquk (samahkuk)
simple nonassociative algebra
single electrode potential
solid bass
speaking volumes
stoppin
stray capactance
syringotome
tiws
top coating
torgovnik
track-while-scan program
tractor-drawn centrifugal spreader
trued
truff
uhl-bien
universal mean
winninghead