时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Class, Lass and Ass 1


Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased 2 the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.


Tom教授打算第二天与他的学生见面,因此他在黑板上写道:“Tom教授明天将和大家见面”。


一位学生看到这条通知后,觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了,就走上前,将“class”中的“c”擦掉,教授听到笑声,转过身走回来,看了看那位学生,又看看被改动过的通知,不动声色地走上前,把“lass” 中的“l”擦掉,看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生,教授扬长而去。



n.驴;傻瓜,蠢笨的人
  • He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
  • An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。
v.擦掉( erase的过去式和过去分词 );抹去;清除
  • He erased the wrong answer and wrote in the right one. 他擦去了错误答案,写上了正确答案。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • He removed the dogmatism from politics; he erased the party line. 他根除了政治中的教条主义,消除了政党界限。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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ADDAR (automatic digital data acquisition and recording)
additional passenger train
alarm compass
angular degree
anorganic bone
back-to-back(ticket)
base-width modulation
be difficult to
beggin'
bltn.
bucket-dredge
C. B. N.
caporals
captious
chrysocoll
coal face flooding
Collection of Admiralty
coloaded
command input buffer
complex head and shoulders top
conanine
continuous carbon filter
cooling system
cooperies
coscinodiscus concinnus
Coulomb-Lorentz force
counterfort abutment
dephlegmator
dermatitis due to plant
direct-measurement wattmeter
dispossess of
dopester
DYSTSOTT
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ecograms
economica
equivalence operator
erh-hu
expansion losses
F. F. T.
filtering quality
flatform and stake racks truck
freewheelings
General Average Survey
hemorrhagic disease
high-teches
hire and payment clause
individual work
inform
inspection charges
isberg
laminariose
Leyden temperature scale
lightning comb protector
lossless junction
louboutin
low-pressure piston
loxa-bark
lunchy
materials manufactured for own use
medicated gauze
mineralizing equipment
monopolites
MTIMD
multiple-speed floating control system
non-focused dynode system
open intake structure
optimum survey design
oriental spruce
Oromocto L.
peening
pumping behavior prediction
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racking board
randomized block method
rang-height converter
recurrence equation
Reszke,Jean de
retros
sangamon interglacial period
screw-plug fuse
sea wave
seven-seater
steamfitter
strobilate
subgrade station
suicide bombing
swifterly
symmetrical communication
tannin cell
thermotiocin
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tool-post grinder
ultralocal
unexpectings
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vegetable drugs
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washing out fluid asphaltum
Wolkrange
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