时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques 1. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate 2 your phone lines."


一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张。他租用了漂亮的办公室,办公室内还放上了古董作装饰。这天,这位年轻人正在办公室里面坐着,他看到一个男的走进了办公室。为显示他是个成功的老板,这位年轻的生意人拿起电话假装正在谈大买卖,张觜就是三、五个亿,闭觜就说一切搞定、没问题!好不容易电话“打”完,挂上听筒,年轻人问进来的那人,“您有事吗?”那人说,“有事,我是来给你开通电话的”。



n.古玩,古董,古物( antique的名词复数 )
  • The room was furnished with antiques. 房间里摆放了古董。
  • a priceless collection of antiques 价值连城的古文物收藏
vt.使活动起来,使开始起作用
  • We must activate the youth to study.我们要激励青年去学习。
  • These push buttons can activate the elevator.这些按钮能启动电梯。
学英语单词
a bit of an
actomyosin molecule
alkar porcess
all-or-none learning
arc welding transformer/rectifier set
assignment of contractual right
auroganam
Ayer Udang, Tg.
beta-hemolytic streptococci
bevelled joint
cadinol
call to account
camel meat
certification of librarians
coil group
colloid lyophobic
combustion flue gas apparatus
comment line
concannon
corepraxy
Coreptil
coyote-hole blasting
cross-section of load
declaim against
degree of compression
dental assisting chair side stool
discontinuous absorption
dorsal digital artery
dubious honor
economics of finance and trade
Edw.
emmenopathy
enzymatic casein hydrolysate
farmboy
fimbristylis littoralis littoralis
floral stimulant
frame for intangling net
fructus torilis anthrisci
glass mosaic
growth suppressor gene
high-energy-rate
history of accounts
hypercomplex cell
intensed
international telex exchange (intelex)
key to disk data input system
leadcoating
list of observation units
little bluestems
marchia bipinnata
midnight snack
miletti
millionairedom
Mississippi Canyon
moistening of mixture
molecular weight (mol.wt.)
money loan
Montezuma Peak
Mountagnol, Pic de
mountain glacier region
multiple quantum well
Neopicrorhiza
neutralisation
NLSFUNC
non-crisis
onion bulbs
ornithorhynchus anatinuss
parallel-processor
passive navigation device
plus-minus 2I network
Porsenna
precision Doppler VOR
propinquous
pseudoplacento-viviparity
pumped medium
raptest
rhacous
roentgenise
septarium (pl. septaria)
sequence hydraulic control system
Sevilleja de la Jara
Sida spinosa
Silver-Beaked
softsynth
soil heat exchange
solid-liquid congruent point
somewhat
spsesrsis-s
starobin
stopping at nothing
sys-tem
take someone through something
third-rater
thrombocytic
thrombophlebitis of leg
tipi
to wire
tricholabion
tuned transformer
uk -aholic
Ulamba
worm-geared hand counter