时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques 1. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate 2 your phone lines."


一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张。他租用了漂亮的办公室,办公室内还放上了古董作装饰。这天,这位年轻人正在办公室里面坐着,他看到一个男的走进了办公室。为显示他是个成功的老板,这位年轻的生意人拿起电话假装正在谈大买卖,张觜就是三、五个亿,闭觜就说一切搞定、没问题!好不容易电话“打”完,挂上听筒,年轻人问进来的那人,“您有事吗?”那人说,“有事,我是来给你开通电话的”。



n.古玩,古董,古物( antique的名词复数 )
  • The room was furnished with antiques. 房间里摆放了古董。
  • a priceless collection of antiques 价值连城的古文物收藏
vt.使活动起来,使开始起作用
  • We must activate the youth to study.我们要激励青年去学习。
  • These push buttons can activate the elevator.这些按钮能启动电梯。
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absolute temperature scale of gas
actias selene ningpoana
aldisses
allocated logical storage
at a bound
autocutout
back beam
back-up path
Baltimore
band conversion
basic property
be refused entrance
Bell,Ellis
bhaktapurs
brush beef
CC (characteristic curve)
coast
coked out
combustion heat
comedy of menace
condensed phosphoric acid
conduplication
continuity concept of accounting
convolution molecular method
crankshaft oil slinger
croloy
deformation of film
direct starting
drill press sleeve
dynamic cooling
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enfect
extended instruction group
formal demography
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frequentings
gas dynamic type
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head end
height traverse
hieroglyphize
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hot-tempereds
I'll eat my hat
industrial production capacity
interruption of aortic arch
iodinized
kramers
leader record
lease item
licits
macrovesicle
Menslage
methylsulfinic acid
microwave repeater system
minims
most likelihood estimate
Mumping Day
neofucoxanthin
nil-factor
official religion
offline browsing
one's eyes drop millstones
orthophoto stereo-mate
palliatives
Phlebotomus hoepplii
photoelectric cut-off register control
polyaminopolycarboxylates
prescutal sulcus
program trading
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radiculotomy
radio recorder
reflective scan
rescue collapsible trunk
residuals
resistance to oxidation
retched
retracers
saucinesses
savite
scytodids
sodaacid extinguisher
specific gammaray constant
St-Trudon
sweat box
talk shit
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tell me
tendon fiber
test sprue
Thung Yai
time-sharing queue
Titron
tobogganists
turn her back on
unpowered homing weapon
unrepeatably
us -er
Uvaria rufa
vibrissac scissors
wide sheeting