时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

我有一位作教师的朋友弄伤了他的背,因此上身不得不穿石膏罩。开学的第一天,他的身上还穿着石膏罩。他被分派教最不守纪律的班级。他很自信的步入乱哄哄的教室,把窗子尽可能大的打开。就在这时,一阵强风把他的领带吹得飘起来。为了固定领带,他拿起黑板擦把一个大头钉透过领带砸入他的胸膛。


那学期在他的课上,没有不守纪律的。



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additional outlay
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aerial matching
ag(e)ing vat
allowable load impedance
amorphous alumina
atrichosis congenitalis
attainable(to)
begonia tengchiana
berezovskite
board fence
bottom dump skip
Bring, L.
broncho-pleurocutaneous fistula
cathode spray machine
cavity tripping
Ceramiaceae
community responsibtility
correspondence method
cosine law
coxsackieviruses
crow-quill pen
crowd
cruciform twin
cyclopentanecarboxylic acid
cycloversion catalytic cracking process
Devitro ceramics
equalizer pitch
Ermysin
fast rod insertion
fiber optic recording
flotter
gentle-heartedly
genus scopolias
grassmann's laws
grid drum
grumpies
Gudīyo
Gunpo
Gynoestryl
hammer equal-area projection
homalanthus
Hüttau
iambics
in words
indirect moisture determination method
inotropic
inside lap
inspirit
kember
L. I. T.
leakage energy
left-fields
let sb out
let's hear it for
Lippi, Filippino
malleatory chorea
maori dance (new zealand)
marsh marigold
mcelhone
mechanization device in station
millielectronvolt
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negative equity
nethercutt
nonrecourse
normal sort program
nozzle choking
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occipital plane
paramilitary organization
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phyllades
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putrefactive fermentation
quaterfoil
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random integration
reichsmusikkammer
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sclerodactly
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sharads
sister taxa
skew to the left
soanes
speechwriters
spendable average weekly earnings
tamale pies
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ventricular standstill
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welcome mats
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