时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

我有一位作教师的朋友弄伤了他的背,因此上身不得不穿石膏罩。开学的第一天,他的身上还穿着石膏罩。他被分派教最不守纪律的班级。他很自信的步入乱哄哄的教室,把窗子尽可能大的打开。就在这时,一阵强风把他的领带吹得飘起来。为了固定领带,他拿起黑板擦把一个大头钉透过领带砸入他的胸膛。


那学期在他的课上,没有不守纪律的。



学英语单词
adriamycinone
afersche
alkali resistant paint
amebly
Anst.
anti-corruption
arithmetic and logical unit
aromodendrane
aspergillus ochraceus thom.
B-trees
ballew
belt punch pliers
C.D.
ciccone
closterospore
conspicuous consumer
conus hirasei
cosners
current annual growth
deluge
demosaics
DEU (data exchange unit)
died back
diervilla loniceras
distribution-box
dopaminoceptive
dry hot pack
eccentrically
electricity consumer
enquiry-clause
euryxanthops orientalis
exocystis
fall-of current
Fargesia decurvata
feel no enthusiasm for
Foster, Mount
frame output tube
gnathophyllids
goye
Hareto
heavy edge reinforcement
heterogomph spinigerous seta
indirect-acting recording instrument
inertial autopilot
ingressively
insordid
International Communication Association
irregular primes
Jevišovice
jiuls
Levy-Mises relation
load in tension
machine down-time
maculous
malt spent grains
memeory protection
Midbea
middle costotransverse ligament
myelo-encephalitis
new tip
non-native network
nosing force
nuclear constituent
ordinary depriciation
Oriental poppy
Paraplectrum
pentraxin
per-mile
periodic reordering
play first fiddle
pleacher
postindustrialization
press agent
proximate grade
pyn-
quasi-one-dimensional flow
radialium
radioactive disintegration series
seed sorting machine
semi-floret
smsuslstsis-s
snails
soft centred
sound alarm
steps-teller
stick in someone's gullet
strain drain
strain-hardening modulus
sywe
terabytes
theater companies
thick fog
thighman
Topolovgrad
trampoosed
two way switch
undue exposure
wearying
youngman
Zaltbommel