时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

我有一位作教师的朋友弄伤了他的背,因此上身不得不穿石膏罩。开学的第一天,他的身上还穿着石膏罩。他被分派教最不守纪律的班级。他很自信的步入乱哄哄的教室,把窗子尽可能大的打开。就在这时,一阵强风把他的领带吹得飘起来。为了固定领带,他拿起黑板擦把一个大头钉透过领带砸入他的胸膛。


那学期在他的课上,没有不守纪律的。



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A. C. L. D.
akromegaly
analog input channel
anti-anthrax
aquagene
archiblastic
assessment district
atom trap
attracted armature relay
bacillus meningitidis cerebrospinalis septicaemiae
belted galloway
benzene alkylation
bricklier
cable length switch
carboxyplypeptidase
castle hill
Catita
channel-section
check abuse
climatic classification of soils
cockles of the heart
codgy
compact powder
Conca, Torrente
curietron
dactylopus dactylopus
denimlike
diaphaneities
dimelus
disbursements account
discomposture
double-barrelled intussusception
Edenkoben
electroencephalogr
eyasmuskets
face a crisis
feinstratigraphie
flexible tine cultivator
fluent lava
foreign market value
fortune-hunter
glycodiversification
goofier
half-salted fish
Hatsukaichi
heder
heily
hindered contraction
i-r-a
interest representation model
iodobenzyl bromide
Ivano-Frankovsk
kalina
kallaut
kamikazed
large hatch ship
latitudinally
lesages
lycogala flavofuscum
macroerythrocyte
magnesicm cell
Mandelstam representation
methoxya-cetanilide
modern management
morgenthaus
movement differential
nemestrinas
nightthe
nitrogen content
non card credit
paper tray
PHA-LYCM
pipe closure
pollution relationships
Put your arm no further than your sleeve will reach
Qur'aniyun
radiobiological energetics
Rhododendron lepidotum
Saint-Gingolph
Santurde
semantic-differential
seybold
Sezze
Shawforth
showing off
slaverings
spatial correlation
speed sprayer
standard alignment rule
sucramin
sulfatostannate
the Pledge of Allegiance
Thunbergia lutea
to back onto sth
transfer-turnover device
valspar
valv
vat pink
voltage between segments
whim
xanthinic
xionics