时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

我有一位作教师的朋友弄伤了他的背,因此上身不得不穿石膏罩。开学的第一天,他的身上还穿着石膏罩。他被分派教最不守纪律的班级。他很自信的步入乱哄哄的教室,把窗子尽可能大的打开。就在这时,一阵强风把他的领带吹得飘起来。为了固定领带,他拿起黑板擦把一个大头钉透过领带砸入他的胸膛。


那学期在他的课上,没有不守纪律的。



学英语单词
accidental homicide
adjudcation
alluvial gold placer
alternative debt
audio record
audio system
Basconcillos del Tozo
beat the drum about
bus priority out
Callicarpa yunnanensis
capillary stopcock
centrifugal sheller
cladding tube surface
couard
cover deficit
criminal information
dispatcher's log
double contra octave
double frequency oscillation
equal stress
Fescennia
fixed bail
flagged
genus Catostomus
get a pash on
gluttony
graphic technique
halityloside
have a dislike of
hypertrophiarthritis
imbalmers
inelastic body
inner element focusing
integrated support requirements
Iverson bracket
job transfer port
king pin bush
Lagerstroemia speciosa
lamelligera
linguo-palatal
magnussonite
make to
Marcel, Gabriel
marinada
Marx's circuit
mass-observed
minimansions
money income per capita
morulas
multianodemercury-arc rectifier
multiple finite transform
nickel ammine
odiousnesses
off-line
overhanging beam
packet switch equipment
patent vitellineduct
pentose cycle
permanent low
Pertya monocephala
Pharmageddon
piantication
propneustic type
pulsation error
rappels
rolandic area
Rotaliacea
rotary wall furnace
rundquist
scalpellino
science-policies
semi-abstractions
sharp-eyeds
shirmer
singaround
smallswords
smart-arse
spectrophotometer
spinescent
splenicterus
stevely
Streptaquaine
stricture of anus
subareolar
Sulakyurt
super magnet
superconducting motor
Superinvoluted
surface fluorescent fixture
swerdloff
sync amplifier
tagged queuing
tip circle of wormwheel
tolutation
transunite
trend-seasonalness
trunk circuit
two more
user controls
wave tank
work psychology
yak skin