时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

我有一位作教师的朋友弄伤了他的背,因此上身不得不穿石膏罩。开学的第一天,他的身上还穿着石膏罩。他被分派教最不守纪律的班级。他很自信的步入乱哄哄的教室,把窗子尽可能大的打开。就在这时,一阵强风把他的领带吹得飘起来。为了固定领带,他拿起黑板擦把一个大头钉透过领带砸入他的胸膛。


那学期在他的课上,没有不守纪律的。



学英语单词
a-law
acetylcellulose
alkylbenzoic
allelomorphic gene
allotropic recrystallization
Balcιlar
bat-wing antenna
bestrip
biological activity of soil
butyric acid p-phenyl-phenacyl ester
call-connected signal
cameraobscura
carbide nuclear fuel
choice beef
chondrosine
communication word
complement code
Corrugated Plastic
creepmeters
crush fracture
data rearrangement
deformed area
devitalizing
diethyl peroxide
distrusteth
dynamic laser speckle
eigencoefficient
extended-play
fare break point
fluorescence life time
Fusobacterium plauti-vincenti
glycyrrhizin
gold(i) iodide
greising
Gummispath
hampered
hand laying
hibbett
honour point
hooksett
horizontal polka
Hualin
hydrino
hydrologic series
hyperchromia
hysterogastrorrhaphy
instrument design
international complex in production
jew's harp
jonica
light-minute
lime borate glass
link control level
Linlithgow
low speed performance
Lueckisporites
Lykoudis number
Maoutia setosa
metal-slitting machine
metallic stuffing box
model of strain gauge
multiple thermocline
narcokleptocracies
nematogene
Nol'de, Guba
nonbreeding season
oilness
operator control
over-gassed juice
over-mix
pastillage
photon fluctuation
postcranium
pressure myelitis
professional life
Pseudoephemerum
pseudoproptosis
qi-hernia
radiodetermination capability
real rate produced
saggier
say the last word
seasonal heat load
severe calcification of valve
signatory state
sizable lump
solvent uptake
sowden
spinacin
st. ignatiuss
staff catcher
starch jelly candy
subjective quality
sympathicotonic
tamillo
thereuntill
touraine-solente-gole syndrome(pachydermoperios-tosis)
toxicotabella
two-piece wheel
vena intestinalis poster.
vena thoracicas
Wikigroaning