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英语笑话：tourist 白宫的观光客

tourist Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent, honest and modest? The answer is a tourist. Notes: 1. Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent, honest and modest? 你知道美

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：Correct 很对

Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? Jimmy: I don't know. Teacher: Correct. 教师：吉米，学生在学校里经常用的三个字是什么？ 吉米：不知道 教师：很对。

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：He Knows the Answer 他知道答案

Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century? Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead. 教师：你能告诉我一些有关十八世纪的伟大科学家的事情吗？ 学生：我能，先生。他们都死了。

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：An Absolute Zero 零分

Student: I don't think I deserve an absolute zero. Professor: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give. 学生：我认为我不应该得零分。 教授：我也这么认为，但这是允许我打的最低分数。

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The Dean's Words 院长的话

Student A: If the Dean doesn't take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college. Student B: What did he say? Student A: He told me to leave college. 学生甲：如果院长不收回他今天早上对我说的话，我就要离开学院。 学生乙：他说了什

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：He Swore to Die 他发誓要死

If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. He died sixty years later. 你如果拒绝和我结婚，他发誓说，我就要死。她拒绝了他。六十年以后，他死了。

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Improvement 进步

One student to another: How are your English lessons coming along? Fine. I used to be the one who couldn't understand Englishmen, and now it's Englishmen who can't understand me. 一位学生对另一位说：你的英语最近学的怎么样了？ 很好，我过去不懂英国人

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Somebody 人物

First man: In my house I'm really somebody. Second man: Is that so? First man: Yes. Every night my wife calls out from the kitchen, Will somebody take out the garbage? 第一位男人：我在家里确实是一个人物。 第二位男人：真是这样吗？ 第一位男人：是的，

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Keys to Success 成功的关键

One day a father was teaching his son and said,

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：A Speeding Motorist 超速的司机

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Say Sir 要叫先生

Teacher: (to a new boy) What's your name, my little fellow? New boy: Erbert Arris. Teacher: Always say 'sir' please, when you are speaking to master. It's more polite. New boy: (apologetically) Sir Erbert Arris. 老师：（对一位新生说）小同学，你叫什

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(89) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The Drive-Thru 得来速餐厅

Tony刚结束在当地的麦当劳餐厅的培训。 当他第一次站在收银台后工作时他不免有点紧张。他的第一位顾客点了一分奶昔。 “Tony,”经理说，“记得在客人

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

笑话：an absent-minded professor 健忘教授

No doubt about it, my fellow monk, Father Martin, was a bit of an absent-minded professor. He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes, and one Saturday he found himself on a train to a new

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(138) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：a tough teacher 强悍的老师

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(138) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话【6】

TWO HEARTS BEATING Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for hi

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(85) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文笑话【4】

BUYING A HAT A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文笑话【3】

I CAN GO HOME. One day after school the teacher said to his students,

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(94) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文笑话【2】

I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF. Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话听力+文本：你是踢什么位置的？

【生词预览】 shin 胫骨， umptieth 第无数次的 【笑话原文】 WhatPositionDoYouPlay? AfterIhadinjuredoneofmyshinsfortheumptiethtime,mydoctorsuggestedIwearsomesortofprotection.RememberingtheshinguardsIworewhenIplayedsoccerover60yearsag

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话:What's Going to Be? 做什么？

Neighbor: What's your daughter going to be when she graduates? Mother: An old lady! 邻居：你女儿大学毕业后要做什么？ 母亲：老太婆。

发表于:2019-03-16 / 阅读(334) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话
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