时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


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【生词预览】


 


shin胫骨,umptieth第无数次的


 


【笑话原文】


 


What Position 1 Do You Play?


 


After I had injured one of my shins for the umptieth time, my doctor suggested I wear some sort of protection. Remembering the shin guards I wore when I played soccer over 60 years ago, I went to a sporting goods store. I’m a petite, elderly woman, so when a young man came to help me, I said, “Don’t laugh, but I’m looking for a pair of shin guards for soccer.” “Okay,” he said with a completely straight 2 face. “What position do you play?”


 


【中文译文】


 


你是踢什么位置的?


 


在我无数次伤到一根胫骨以后,医生建议我采取一些保护措施。我记得六十多年前提足球时戴过的护胫,就到一家体育用品商店去。我是一个瘦小的老太太。所以,当一个年轻小伙子过来招呼我的时候,我对他说:“不要笑话我。我要买一副踢足球用的护胫。”他非常严肃地说:“你是踢什么位置的?”


 


【词汇讲解】


 


1.shin胫骨。也可以作动词,指“攀”: Tom shinned up the tree.汤姆爬上了树。


 


2.shin guard (足球、冰球等运动员戴的)护胫。


 


3.petite 娇小的。her petite figure 她瘦小的外形


 


4.straight严肃的。也可以指“直率的”:He is straight in his dealings.他待人待物正直老实。“连续的”:The straight flow of the brook formed a ravine.不间断的溪水形成了一个峡谷。


 


5.position位置。也可以指“姿态”:From time to time he shifted his position on the handlebars.他不断地变换着握把的姿势。




n.位置,职位;状态,立场;vt.安置,决定...的位置
  • He is the only possible man for the position.他是担任该职务的惟一合适人选。
  • You don't understand what a difficult position I'm in.你不会明白我的处境多么困难。
adv.一直;直接;adj.直的,笔直的;正值的
  • His hair is dark and straight.他是黑色直头发。
  • Just go straight forward and you'll find the post office.邮局就在前边。
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