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英文笑话：When a Tiger comes老虎来了

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of

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英文笑话：粉红西装卖出去了！

Pink Suit Sale 粉红西装卖出去了！ When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some v

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英文笑话：我把他吊起来让他晾干

I hung him up to dry 我把他吊起来让他晾干 Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the de

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英文笑话：Your horse called 马打电话

Your horse called 你的马打电话来了 A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks,

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英文笑话：好消息＆坏消息！

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.

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英文笑话：Life after death 死后重生

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英文笑话：你是怎么引起洪水的？

How did you start the flood? 你是怎么引起洪水的？ A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied,

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英文笑话：Chicken soup 鸡汤

Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says,

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英文笑话：The best answer 最佳答案

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英文笑话：I Lost 我输了

It was at a five o’clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． “So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？” “You see we're very busy

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英文笑话：a boy with a big head 大头娃娃

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英文笑话:looking for a companion 找个伴侣

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英文笑话：你停止打你老婆了吗?

This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses． One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations． “I want‘

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英文笑话：How Long, Doctor? 要多久，医生？

When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life. Uh, I hadn't really th

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英文笑话：two seats 我需要用两个座位

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英文笑话：Problem with gas放屁的问题

A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says,

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英文笑话：Business just started 开张大吉

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot s

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英文笑话：班级、情人和蠢驴

Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows:

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英文笑话：哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊?

How could anyone stoop so low? Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should

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英文笑话：Speeding 超速

Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway patrolma

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