时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道:“他们都取笑我,说我脑袋大。”


“别听他们的,”他母亲安慰道,“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦,别哭了,去商店买二十磅土豆来。”


“购物袋在哪儿?”


“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”











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antimony(iii) fluoride
arrest toughness
autobiographer
Bathyergus
beatnikss
blasting gelatine
blow through valve
bouillon culture
broken line
carbolines
careers master
Church of Ireland
circuit crest working reverse voltage
Colum penis
common-users
complex degree of coherence
confortable
contactsubstance
Cypripedium ludlowii
diflunisals
direct-current arc welding
disinformation
distributed-feedback semiconductor laser
divergent instability
dot gain
drop it
express fee
f.n
farm tool reform
flow-meter
fluvio-
footpaths
Fostex
fusarex
genus gentianopses
goat-milk
hassun
heels over head
helxines
Hetauda
heteroplastides
HOT-NP
hydrocal
impact speed
indulge
insoelectronic principle
intermediat vector
International Committee of the Red Cross
KHB
lipomyxosarcoma
liquid phantom
local subscriber
low productivity in agriculture
low-duty-cycle switch
medlin
momentum force
moolgarda cunnesius
multicaulisin
Naranjo, Is.
newest
oil stain and oiliness
ozonesonde
paraders
parallel oscillatory circuit
peri-endothelial cell
polyacrylate dispersion
printing wheel
pseudodielectric
pseudopulpitis
psilotaceaes
qader
r-tyler
reproductive physiology
requesters
reserve for pensions
resultant temperature index
rheadic
ruling party
sales analysis flag
schepers
scratch hardness test
share compiler
stochastic automation
subintegumental
sweep pattern
task pseudo interrupt receiver
telasco reeveana
temporary directory table
terminal symbols
tip-up (seat)
trait
tripod feed regulator
troye
true blue
tuberculosis of sigmoid colon
two-dimensional superconductor
unneurotic
unplacated
unrequisite
vaild ballot
villiform
wood