时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道:“他们都取笑我,说我脑袋大。”


“别听他们的,”他母亲安慰道,“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦,别哭了,去商店买二十磅土豆来。”


“购物袋在哪儿?”


“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”











学英语单词
aleuron layer
alliancebernstein
alum salts
ampullary organ
anti-index
antiplacebos
applied behavior analysis
arteriae umbilicalis
b. subdeltoidea
badische
Balsamodendron
be music to sb's ears
bottom spring
calumniously
CFF (critical fusion frequency)
chemical extraction
circumcisionist
coapplies
culture yeasts
Cunderdin
cutaway section
cylinder-glass
Dichlorbenzol
difference judgement
dromeosaurs
EC (enamel-covered wire)
El Encino
electrochemical action
eleven-fifteen
encapsulations
eunatrol
family Cottidae
front single-lens element
full screen editing speed
giant sequoias
Gibbs grand canonical ensemble
gilberg
Greenacres City
guarantee account bill
hay pickup
heavy-end reel
horn condenser
Interpack packing
jaagsiepte jaagsiekte
Judas kiss
kelpfish
kick in
lead screen
leaving stern first
LF-RF
lie on one's stomach
lievrite
Liriope minor
louro
machine readable form
maculing
major sixth
Mboutou
methyltanshinone
middle nasal meatus
mikhail yurievich lermontovs
modular majorant
mono-soap
net. legend
noise field intensity
non-finite verb
odorscope
operating hawser load
operational radar
Pereskia aculeata
persoon
physiologic scotoma
polyspermic
raising of embankment
ratio of net worth to fixed assets
readout error
refricapageration city
regeneration connection
sachsenhausens
sales and delivery support
SBRS
second level addressing
separation bubble
SGT
single-furrow deep digger
sliding-scale budget
stargazings
stiers
take nothing for
Teresva
tuned coupled circuit
two-third point
uniped
urban building
vencus
volume line
wall sided ship
wangboje
wauks
wear curve
Widnau
Wittmund