时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道:“他们都取笑我,说我脑袋大。”


“别听他们的,”他母亲安慰道,“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦,别哭了,去商店买二十磅土豆来。”


“购物袋在哪儿?”


“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”











学英语单词
'Eynābād
algaas led
antidrugs
automatic homing control
bendway
Bernard therapy
bilidien
bivalent(haecker 1892)
Bruno,Saint
carlots
ccitt x series
chondroitinsulfatases
column matrix
condensing throat
consulteth
Cymbidium serratum
dinitrogen pentaoxide
dividend growth
dojas
El Perdigón
elbon
ethylene oxide adduct
evergreen fund
external carotid artery
flashing rate
flush closedown
forex futures
fork extension sleeve with rollers
free-pc
Frova
GM_late-or-lately
hand off-auto switch
hand operated punch card
heavy fluid separation
horst
hypoid generator
iliococcygeal muscle
internal spline nut
ionization techniques
irruption vein
jumbojets
lepel
loan statistics
LWV
m'en
marsh ore
mast fittings
mcdonnell-douglas
model house
myomohysterectomy
national revenue
nickel resist
nonequilateral
nonpopular
odourprint
of all kinds
ozonospheres
paper machine room
partial autoregressive matrix
peroxy-monosulfate
phylum nemerteas
pickstock
Potentilla fragarioides
Pterocarpus L.
radiated aggregate
rate of water added
reactional hypoglycemia
ready to go
reasonable force
record marker
resource allocator
retinacula tendinum musculorum extensorum
roadside apparatus
rosonolactone
run program file
Sangamonian
Saussurea scabrida
SBAC
schoolmen
Shouwang
sketchlike
slow scan
social-security
Souléiséré
submicroscopic strucure
sulcus circularis
superdeformation
supratriangular space
synthetic fat binder
take upon yourselves
tennessine
tenopir
thermoluminescent dating
tool adjustment
trans-antarctic mountains
tubulins
vacancy loop
warfarings
weld interpass temperature
y? wu wu ch'i
young marine soil
zhangyi