时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道:“他们都取笑我,说我脑袋大。”


“别听他们的,”他母亲安慰道,“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦,别哭了,去商店买二十磅土豆来。”


“购物袋在哪儿?”


“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”











学英语单词
a.m.a
accelerator pump lever
an-all
announce
antipractise
apoxesis
Arixenina
banos de puritama
beckton
Benjamin Thompson
Bisayas
bobrovkite
branch sleeve
branch wilt
break across
bring one's hogs to a fair market
calcium suberate
Candoia
centgener plot
Chinese parasol tree
chrysenyl
Clermain
CNAG
conditional entropy
cubed
Cuprocin
cut and try system
dagger dances (s. thailand)
deleverage
dimetofrine
drilling fluid magnetic bar
dual shear seal
dumb-heads
early-may
enolate ion
episphere
equilibrium copolymerization
eye-chamber
f'ed ya
fibre-optic catheter
flapjacks
flow job system
foil fuse
free surface spanning
gamache
genus Mayetiola
godlikest
grant a patent right
gun-deck
heater brick
heke
kisangani (stanleystad)
langooty
lettre de change
lowlifes
lucky bean
main storage
malacopterygiis
Maritzburg(Pietermaritzburg)
meersheimer
mortgage payments
mult(i)-
noctilionids
nodular graphite cast iron
nonstrenuous
not know a B from a battledore
ombrophile
Palauan language
pericon detector
polyolefine fibre
proper holomorphic mapping
psoas major muscle
puddingwife
quibble
radar interaction
Rana versabilis
real argument
representator
rerun check point
rib fracture
rice leafhopper
scouting
shock disease
single sprocket movie camera
sinoxylon japonicum
slow set(ting)
snowdrop
solar plage
soluble chemicals
stamp ... out
steering lever quadrant
subcarrier modulation
subshare
swango
synchronizing cycle
teapotful
treichler
triethylic borate
undesirable species
urophein
wire ring
work ethics