时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道:“他们都取笑我,说我脑袋大。”


“别听他们的,”他母亲安慰道,“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦,别哭了,去商店买二十磅土豆来。”


“购物袋在哪儿?”


“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”











学英语单词
accurate line
Acular
against the light
ambsace
amphigenetic
amynthas binoculatus
biliary tracts
biological solid
biophotoelement
boostings
Breukelen
captiver
cellular organ
copy quantity key
cornflowers
Cornish hedges
criniger
cynaustine
dendritic(al) shrinkage
Dutch.
ear stone
EROA
excepted period
fad surfing
Fasciculus sulcomarginalis
fin(ned) tube
food processing industry
for rent
frequency of wind direction
fresh-water habitat
glacier anti friction alloy
gumuljina (komotini)
Haas's rule
haegen
heimlich manoeuveres
hexology
high demand for investment
hog plums
hudsonian godwits
huestis
imemoes
IMI-30
isolation smplifier
lentauw
London gold pool
lucid dream
mcbeths
metabolous
metaphors
meter relay
microrover
multiplex modulation
nasal tuberculin reaction
natrium oleinicum
nissho
nsues
ophthocillin
ornithomimosaurian
pet insurance
piedra
plating shop
plug type resistance bridge
plum dough
pointwise uniformity
policy monitoring
polymatroid
pound calone
powerchords
Połaniec
Quislingisms
radiable
Ranunculus grandifolius
rasuls
record identifier
rescissions
Rocca Imperiale
Rudgwick
s-t-r-e-t-c-hs
seismographic record
series r-l circuit
serpentinely
silver solder
solid base
solifluction sediment
speed shifting mechanism
sugarrefiner
superconducting magnetic energy storage
swanneck union
Syme
tada
telescopings
transformation of correlation coefficient
translation of rigid body
truncus brachiocephalicus
Tulalip Indian Reservation
Tupac Amaru Revolutionary Movement
universal shunt box
variance stabilizing transformations
water body pollution
weakly mixing automorphism
Yamagawa
Zuleica