时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"


The winning 1 reply was: "The one nearest the exit 2."


一份报纸组织了一场竞赛,为下面的问题征集最佳答案:“如果卢浮宫起了火,而你只能救出一幅画,你将拿出哪一幅?”


获奖的答案是:“最接近出口的那一幅。”



adj.获胜的,胜利的;吸引人的,有说服力的
  • Team A has no chance of winning.A队没有获胜的可能。
  • They have great hopes of winning.他们获胜的希望极大。
n.出口,退场,离去;[计算机]DOS命令:如果存在这个命令,则它可从辅助处理器返回到主处理器;v.退出,脱离
  • They made a rush for the exit.他们猛然冲向出口处。
  • The fire exit downstairs will be open for one minute.楼下的防火出口将会打开一分钟。
学英语单词
a length of
abberwick
actual profit rate on funds
additional dialing
Agifutol
airport road
anticachectic
arrive upon
blastcoele
carboxyl methyltransferase
catenate
characteristic grammar
chronologicity
clamps
computer-aided information retrieval
control device
control lever housing
de-anglicized
degassed steel
delayed contacts
end load
experimental school
filetabs
fire direction centre
forcibly
fusarole
gear shift cover gasket
go-and-no-go gauge
golden section method
goldwyns
gopheruss
hankering
heavy-bottom
herpetotheriids
hewstone
high frequency pyrolysis
Hluhluwe Game Reserve
hypercatciuria
in fact the father
internal respirations
isotropic magnetostriction
isthmuses
item type
Johnson noise thermometry
kira kira
Kuala Nerang
Labradoodles
laras
ledyard
Lisium
mandok
mechanical stage
meteorological observation station
Millares
minced meat and bean curd in chilli sauce
moribund
mortal lock
nasal base breadth
nephrotomization
novies
Nziblékro
oligarchs
ossa suspensoria
Pac La
paradoxial
Pinatae
plant seedling method
plasmocytic reticulosis
point end small trowel
point projection
pond for fry
posterior portion
preposterous
proMBP
Prospect Cr.
PROTENTOMOBRYIDAE
pupitre
purgative powder
Radio Data System
Rangiroa Atoll
regional gains of nitrogen
Rhododendron henanense
rocker shaft bracket
rotary disk
self-organizing program
session highs
shacking up
silk-lineds
skaling
spinal(canal)stenosis
spurpinion
St-Gerard
stallenger
straight shank end mill
support on the croup
surjunctive group
the Third World
topological conservation law
Toshi-jima
tropane alkaloid
vertical lapping machine
xiaokangs