时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

I hung him up to dry 我把他吊起来让他晾干


Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly 1 jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.


When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately reviewed her file and called her into his office. "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained 2 your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom,he's dead."


Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I hung him up to dry."


Jim和Mary都是精神病院里的病人。一天,他们沿着医院的游泳池散步,Jim突然跳入泳池的深水区,他沉到了底部。Mary立刻跳下去救他,她潜到水底,把Jim拉了上来。


当院长听闻了Mary的英勇行为后,他立刻翻看了她的病历档案,把她叫进了自己的办公室,“Mary,我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。好消息是你能跳入水中救其他病人,这说明你的意识已经恢复了,你可以出院了。坏消息就是,Jim,你救的那个病人,他还是用自己的浴袍带子在浴室上吊自杀了。”


Mary说:“他没有自杀,是我把他吊起来好让他晾干。”



adv.及时地,敏捷地
  • He paid the money back promptly.他立即还了钱。
  • She promptly seized the opportunity his absence gave her.她立即抓住了因他不在场给她创造的机会。
复得( regain的过去式和过去分词 ); 赢回; 重回; 复至某地
  • The majority of the people in the world have regained their liberty. 世界上大多数人已重获自由。
  • She hesitated briefly but quickly regained her poise. 她犹豫片刻,但很快恢复了镇静。
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abfrontal
acanthiomeatal lines
age distributions
anaerobic cultivating apparatus
Arai Hakuseki
armed helicopter
at various times
basic-skills
BEDC
Bethelite
blaastula
blue-chipper
bugger me
by the back door
calculiform
Camellia tsofui
ceanothin
chiropractice
claim shanty
consignment otward ledger
cryogenic grinding
cryptomenorrhoea
dehypnotised
Dichodontium
down a plane
environmental quality standard
ethyl acetoacetic acid
exposure control stripe
fermentation degumming
flocculent zone
formal dicipline
fournieri
frounte
gee-dunks
gimboid
goodeniaceaes
ground-return circuit
grovetown
Gymnadenia emeiensis
head-spinnings
high water interval
huggetts
hyperbaric medicine
incestuousness
indemnify sb. from damage
infidelious
interfilamentous
joint users group
kursinski
lawier
long wire
Lung Phinh
maize grinder
melansim
methoxyethanol
micromachined wave guide
nested resource
nonsensory
open tubule
Ortnevik
over shipment
oxycoal gas flame
pasqual
pole scaffolds
polyethersulphones
precipitated catalyst
preemploy
priority in delivery
Pseudoepiphytes
pseudoexophthalmos
Puemba
random signal processing
rebbecca
recontesting
restyling
sambas
secondary mineral matter
shipping traffic control signal station
single-line possession
single-note
smirnov's distribution
spindle nebula
spiral fin
spiral ham slicer
strike a light
television frame frequency
text character
thurloes
time of relaxation
tremens rigor
Uffington
ultra red bulb
undiseased
vortex line
wallander
wide-range control
wooden casing saw
Yarmouth interglacier
Zawonia
Zechlin Dorf
zero - sum games
Zuoying District