时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

I hung him up to dry 我把他吊起来让他晾干


Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly 1 jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.


When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately reviewed her file and called her into his office. "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained 2 your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom,he's dead."


Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I hung him up to dry."


Jim和Mary都是精神病院里的病人。一天,他们沿着医院的游泳池散步,Jim突然跳入泳池的深水区,他沉到了底部。Mary立刻跳下去救他,她潜到水底,把Jim拉了上来。


当院长听闻了Mary的英勇行为后,他立刻翻看了她的病历档案,把她叫进了自己的办公室,“Mary,我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。好消息是你能跳入水中救其他病人,这说明你的意识已经恢复了,你可以出院了。坏消息就是,Jim,你救的那个病人,他还是用自己的浴袍带子在浴室上吊自杀了。”


Mary说:“他没有自杀,是我把他吊起来好让他晾干。”



adv.及时地,敏捷地
  • He paid the money back promptly.他立即还了钱。
  • She promptly seized the opportunity his absence gave her.她立即抓住了因他不在场给她创造的机会。
复得( regain的过去式和过去分词 ); 赢回; 重回; 复至某地
  • The majority of the people in the world have regained their liberty. 世界上大多数人已重获自由。
  • She hesitated briefly but quickly regained her poise. 她犹豫片刻,但很快恢复了镇静。
学英语单词
achnanthes radiata
againsted nature
annular oscillator
arcadelt
Arisaig
Basudin
be honest with
before-dinner
biological response modifiers
biorientation
black-billed
bottle ... up
cave notch
chemically pure water
committee for the management of production
compluetic reaction
cultivation index
decimal number format
deflector plates
demosaics
diascopic projection
drug therapy
duplex apartment
dysoria
fibre concentrator
film coefficient h
fireman special protection equipment
Fusion Drive
genus leonuruss
get foul
gpps
green prunning
Hagner's bag
hard-to-use
hasselblad
have plenty of cheek
heredofamilia
horseleeches
indexed register
internal injury caused by metallic tool
irreversible steering
keep sth together
leave it to me
Lion's Head
logic master tape
longing
marangs
marther
match boarding
moeritheriid
mollycoddler
Musculus triceps surae
nips
nonvoter
nuclear damage
ozius rugulosus
pampyllon
pipe bending machine
pitch system
post money order
potassium iodohydrargyrate
practical restrictions on grammar
preiff
propelling unit
Provisional Call Feature
pseudoembryo sac
pseudoglauroma
question deletion transformation
Racemi
Rack-mount.
re-maps
record subentry
reefing iron
restrainable key
rivet line
sandrac
seawatches
seceding
shafting testing lever
Spiranthes
spirochetal
sundtite (andorite)
super-middleweight
Surājwāli
systematic embryology
Tambor, Pta.
tax-collection
there is an exception to every rule
time distance scale
traffic incident
travel-to-work
trinitrobutyltoluene
unfortunate people
uniformly better decision function
Uthai
Vam Co Tay, Song
velocity sensor
window wiper
xtn
zigging