时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

在演出即将开始前,一个长得相当粗壮的女士来到戏院,递给引座员两张票。引座员问:“请问另一位在哪?” “哦,是这样的”女士脸红着回答,“你看,一个座位对我来说太小了点而且很不舒服,所以我买了两张票。但这两张票都是给我自己用的。” “没关系,女士。”引座员抓了抓头说,“但问题是:你的两个座位号码分别是51和63!”











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achlorophyllaceous
air gate
alternative mechanism
amodiaquine
arch breaker
arch wire
aready
aural direction finder
batrachiate
before-and-after design
Benito Mussolini
Big Switch Networks
bivariate uniform distribution
blue skullcaps
bolalipid
brandisher
bransfield
building unit
calcaratus
cellulose number (value)
centric constriction
cercospora jatrophicola
chauncy
collar and cuff
contrastive study
control reach
convergent pencil
depanelization
diplazium lobatum
distribution system insulated from earth
elastic pin coupling
enteric bacteria
extrachromosomal inheritance
fire dogs
flashing current
flehmened
Fractilinea
French pox
genus Calymmatobacterium
Granatfullung
heteroploid (winkler 1916)aneuploidy(tackholm 1922)
hoosgow
hydrocyclist
imars
insulation testing
integrated circuit tester
internal convection
International Bulk Chemicals code
keep sight of
kite-balloon
Knightsbridge
l-benzoylglucuronic acid
laugh gas
liangshanin
madaket
microdrosophila (oxystyloptera) tecifrons
mineral mutrient
monzal
morran
mudvayne
Nash County
naval defense forces
negative lap
niess
non disclosure
normal withdrawal sequence
official short term credit
oily waste water treatment
Out of the Game
overfortification
payment deficit
plateau-iris glaucoma
polyarteritides
portable pacemaker
pummeled
quinidia
Raffingora
rassies
RFID chip
sampling system of motor vehicle emissions
Sarmatism
sea color index
sea dace
sempstressy
similarity
single engine single-shaft system
sports deck
step current
supercategory
sybra flavostriata
truncated pyramid
tubing hanger alignment slot
twack
U. S. Army Special Forces
unbewailing
under-glaze decoration
unhurriedness
uraniums
verification of assumptions
welans -anys
white army
white interface