时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Pink Suit Sale 粉红西装卖出去了!


When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged 2, but before he could ask about the bandage 1, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.


"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"


"Do you mean that repulsive 3 pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?" the manager asked.


"That's the one!"


"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid 4 of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me.Why is your hand bandaged?"


"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me."


服装店经理吃完午餐回来,发现店员的手包上了绷带,没等他问,店员告诉他一个非常好的消息。


“猜猜看发生什么事了,经理。”店员说,“我终于把那套一直压在这儿的难看透顶的西装卖出去了!”


“不是那件粉红带蓝条的双排扣套装吧!那套衣服实在太可怕了!”


“就是那件。”


“太棒了!”经理叫道,“我一直以为我们无法处理掉那件怪物了,那是我们有过最难看的西装。对了,你的手怎么上绷带了?”


“哦,”店员说,“当我把那件西装卖给客人以后,他的导盲犬扑上来咬了我一口。”



n.绷带;包扎带
  • The injured arm was bound by bandage.受伤的手臂用绷带扎起来了。
  • She wound a bandage round my wounded arm.她用绷带包扎我受伤的手臂。
vt.用绷带绑扎(bandage的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • After the doctor treated the wound, it was carefully bandaged. 医生治疗过后,伤口被仔细包扎起来。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • "Xiangzi," Mr. Can's hand was bandaged now. " Wash yourself." “祥子,”曹先生的手已裹好,“你洗洗! 来自汉英文学 - 骆驼祥子
adj.排斥的,使人反感的
  • She found the idea deeply repulsive.她发现这个想法很恶心。
  • The repulsive force within the nucleus is enormous.核子内部的斥力是巨大的。
v.摆脱,除掉,克服,干掉,消灭;vt.使摆脱,使去掉
  • She is rid of fever.她不发烧了。
  • Try to get rid of your nasty cold.想法除去你那讨厌的感冒。
学英语单词
acid-digestion sludge
affiliation
aircraft weight control
alarmest
angioneurotic gangrene
angle of obliguity
anisosphygmia
apigenidin chloride
auties
bedges
can fill box
catacrotic limb
CBAMA
cetyl trimethyl ammonium bromide
Chaadayevo
child molester
chinging
choke bean
comminuent
contortions
crowings
demand notes
departure message
disk bursting test
divergence of wave
eastchester
electric caterpillar crane
Euratoms
ex-centric
excipulum porprius
expounds
facsimile (fax)
fibroma molluscum gravidarum
foraminiferans
gage glass bracket
gammerstang
Gondwana flora
grind away at one's studies
heartsinks
high duty malleable cast iron
Hydroxydaunomycin
hypervelocity free flow
inertia fuze
interruption control routine
intestinal sepsis
Ketter diode
kisses-of-life
l'ami
labber
larkings
lightheart
linear polymer
liquid pressure nitriding
loose hold of
misacts
moist subhumid climate
Montenero
morana
mottelson
musculi intercostales
non-combustion material
nucleus centralis pontis
Omemee
oral spine
parabolic stress-strain curve
Pasir, Pulau
permed
planning control and decision evaluation
playwhite
polar nets
Poopelloe L.
promise land
propagation of traveling waves
pyralin
random fixation(wright 1931)of gene
renal plexus
scheduled period
sherie
sixth-formers
solubilities product
specular reflection direction
sports-information
starlighted
stewards
Swertia patula
Taccaceae
tadago-pies
telepathed
thiamazole
tillets
traumatic disease
tropic cyclone
two-tailed exponential distribution
ultra-lean
un-fired combined cycle with heat recovery steam generator
updown flip-flop
ursa
vitriol plant
western wood pewees
whitefin dolphin
widows bewitched
Williment