时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Pink Suit Sale 粉红西装卖出去了!


When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged 2, but before he could ask about the bandage 1, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.


"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"


"Do you mean that repulsive 3 pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?" the manager asked.


"That's the one!"


"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid 4 of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me.Why is your hand bandaged?"


"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me."


服装店经理吃完午餐回来,发现店员的手包上了绷带,没等他问,店员告诉他一个非常好的消息。


“猜猜看发生什么事了,经理。”店员说,“我终于把那套一直压在这儿的难看透顶的西装卖出去了!”


“不是那件粉红带蓝条的双排扣套装吧!那套衣服实在太可怕了!”


“就是那件。”


“太棒了!”经理叫道,“我一直以为我们无法处理掉那件怪物了,那是我们有过最难看的西装。对了,你的手怎么上绷带了?”


“哦,”店员说,“当我把那件西装卖给客人以后,他的导盲犬扑上来咬了我一口。”



n.绷带;包扎带
  • The injured arm was bound by bandage.受伤的手臂用绷带扎起来了。
  • She wound a bandage round my wounded arm.她用绷带包扎我受伤的手臂。
vt.用绷带绑扎(bandage的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • After the doctor treated the wound, it was carefully bandaged. 医生治疗过后,伤口被仔细包扎起来。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • "Xiangzi," Mr. Can's hand was bandaged now. " Wash yourself." “祥子,”曹先生的手已裹好,“你洗洗! 来自汉英文学 - 骆驼祥子
adj.排斥的,使人反感的
  • She found the idea deeply repulsive.她发现这个想法很恶心。
  • The repulsive force within the nucleus is enormous.核子内部的斥力是巨大的。
v.摆脱,除掉,克服,干掉,消灭;vt.使摆脱,使去掉
  • She is rid of fever.她不发烧了。
  • Try to get rid of your nasty cold.想法除去你那讨厌的感冒。
学英语单词
affected seedling
auto-manual mechanobalance
bag pressure ratio
beknown
bid welcome to
bladder cells
brandweek
Brazzaville
cardioprotection
careen site
cast-iron stomach
ceiling hook
cerumenolysis
Chundzha
circulating ball gear
coeternalness
cold as stone
Cupressus lusitanica
deep origin
DELTREE
disk doffer
Edmund Malone
estimated profit from sales valuation of merchandise inventory
factorywise
fascisms
folding nappe
FRP ship
full enriched uranium
genus arabiss
groove for superior longitudinal sinus
growncelle
guailo
gyri olfactorius medialis of Retzius
Harrison, William Henry
Harvard Glacier
heliconius
hepa
high resistance metal
high speed tunnel
housing shoulder
hydroxyethylapoquinine
instamping
inteligente
internuclear ophthalmoplegia
interrupt trigger signal
ioscoes
joint flush
Kerakda
kinesiologists
kingdoms of denmark
leader strap
lych-stone
macharomancy
Maher
marcidious
mecopteras
median ligament (of bladder)
mitomycin C
Navigational telegraphy system
numeric type input/output
on the homeward voyage
order backlog
PDP crystal
phase null detector
PIA (peripheral interface adapter)
plessix
polarimetric sensor
post project evaluation
post-traumatic hydrocele of tunica vaginalis
prism
pulse crest
re-rigging
rectangular-hyperbola
reflexive law
reinvoices
ribauds
riveted boiler
sarcodinians
semipermanent mold
slowness component
sociocline
solar network
steam-crack
steam-water heat exchanger
stock-index futures
strapless dress
surface gathered water
to play fair
tool edge radius
trimethazone
Tutbury
uncontemplative
untack
utility frequency of Hanzi
veillonellas
vocational retraining
wellsuited
what are you doing now
word current
write-behind cache
Zygophyllum brachypterum