时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Pink Suit Sale 粉红西装卖出去了!


When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged 2, but before he could ask about the bandage 1, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.


"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"


"Do you mean that repulsive 3 pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?" the manager asked.


"That's the one!"


"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid 4 of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me.Why is your hand bandaged?"


"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me."


服装店经理吃完午餐回来,发现店员的手包上了绷带,没等他问,店员告诉他一个非常好的消息。


“猜猜看发生什么事了,经理。”店员说,“我终于把那套一直压在这儿的难看透顶的西装卖出去了!”


“不是那件粉红带蓝条的双排扣套装吧!那套衣服实在太可怕了!”


“就是那件。”


“太棒了!”经理叫道,“我一直以为我们无法处理掉那件怪物了,那是我们有过最难看的西装。对了,你的手怎么上绷带了?”


“哦,”店员说,“当我把那件西装卖给客人以后,他的导盲犬扑上来咬了我一口。”



n.绷带;包扎带
  • The injured arm was bound by bandage.受伤的手臂用绷带扎起来了。
  • She wound a bandage round my wounded arm.她用绷带包扎我受伤的手臂。
vt.用绷带绑扎(bandage的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • After the doctor treated the wound, it was carefully bandaged. 医生治疗过后,伤口被仔细包扎起来。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • "Xiangzi," Mr. Can's hand was bandaged now. " Wash yourself." “祥子,”曹先生的手已裹好,“你洗洗! 来自汉英文学 - 骆驼祥子
adj.排斥的,使人反感的
  • She found the idea deeply repulsive.她发现这个想法很恶心。
  • The repulsive force within the nucleus is enormous.核子内部的斥力是巨大的。
v.摆脱,除掉,克服,干掉,消灭;vt.使摆脱,使去掉
  • She is rid of fever.她不发烧了。
  • Try to get rid of your nasty cold.想法除去你那讨厌的感冒。
学英语单词
't Hooft
Ancylostemon gamosepalus
antialignment
architectura
Barrett Lake
block to polyspermy
cardiac electric defibrillator
Carovigno
chest presses
Columbiana County
common-user network
comptroller-general
concentration coefficient
cotyledon primordium region
crash flood
crossed belt sander
crustal boundary
d-yard
deraya (ad diriyah)
doctorship
dusty goods
ejaculators
electric resistances
electric-current strength
exchange clearing agreement
faulty fuel detection system
finite dyeing
fixed hearth furnace
forest stage
gene-seed
genestatic
glog
griseofulvin
herb-paris
hereditary fructose intolerance
high level language machine
high-lift pumping station
honorable mention
hot pressure welding
HPFS
iliacs
imbroglios
import duties advisory committee
jayle
lectory
levigated abrasive
lifter change wheel
Litsea honghoensis
livid purple
locofoco
loss on capital
magnesite refractory
magnesium nitrate
mammis
maximum frequency deviation
mean logarithmic decrement
meilleur
mobile clinic
N'Djamena
national crime information center
newspaper clip
no load price
nonoxidizability
not lose in the telling
Odontioda
oleandrose
pan fish
pastoes
pelltizing
personality theories
picaros
polarized particle
potassium sodium tartrate
preserved latex
profit tax return
pull focus
purposed
range of linearity
regave
regular prism
rendering passive
repair replication
run a curve
savte
sekera
Share Class
Simple Network Management Protocol
solid mandrel
standardized equipment
subcostal furrow
Tefsiel
television receiver/monitor
temporary maintainer
The ass waggeth his ears.
tide motor
time-of-flight detector
Trudeau-mania
ultraviolet band
unclosed lifeboat
use them
warm
zarina