时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Pink Suit Sale 粉红西装卖出去了!


When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged 2, but before he could ask about the bandage 1, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.


"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"


"Do you mean that repulsive 3 pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?" the manager asked.


"That's the one!"


"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid 4 of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me.Why is your hand bandaged?"


"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me."


服装店经理吃完午餐回来,发现店员的手包上了绷带,没等他问,店员告诉他一个非常好的消息。


“猜猜看发生什么事了,经理。”店员说,“我终于把那套一直压在这儿的难看透顶的西装卖出去了!”


“不是那件粉红带蓝条的双排扣套装吧!那套衣服实在太可怕了!”


“就是那件。”


“太棒了!”经理叫道,“我一直以为我们无法处理掉那件怪物了,那是我们有过最难看的西装。对了,你的手怎么上绷带了?”


“哦,”店员说,“当我把那件西装卖给客人以后,他的导盲犬扑上来咬了我一口。”



n.绷带;包扎带
  • The injured arm was bound by bandage.受伤的手臂用绷带扎起来了。
  • She wound a bandage round my wounded arm.她用绷带包扎我受伤的手臂。
vt.用绷带绑扎(bandage的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • After the doctor treated the wound, it was carefully bandaged. 医生治疗过后,伤口被仔细包扎起来。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • "Xiangzi," Mr. Can's hand was bandaged now. " Wash yourself." “祥子,”曹先生的手已裹好,“你洗洗! 来自汉英文学 - 骆驼祥子
adj.排斥的,使人反感的
  • She found the idea deeply repulsive.她发现这个想法很恶心。
  • The repulsive force within the nucleus is enormous.核子内部的斥力是巨大的。
v.摆脱,除掉,克服,干掉,消灭;vt.使摆脱,使去掉
  • She is rid of fever.她不发烧了。
  • Try to get rid of your nasty cold.想法除去你那讨厌的感冒。
学英语单词
2-(2-ethoxyethoxy)Ethanol
absorptiometrically
angle reflector
antidotal
associated block design
astringencies
baseball pitcher
be sceptical about sth
bipropellant rocket engine
Bizcacha.
bornetella capitata (harv.)j.ag.
bowl in piston
brake band anchor clip spring
capital crimes
catch fish
cavitation-test
classicalness
colour proud
condenser tank
danly
date deposit
density transformation
departments of psychology
dhonis
diffraction image
double layer filter
earn a living by
elongated needle
enantiospecifically
energy conservation equation
ESTP
finline transitions
general affair department
good laboratory practices (glp)
green-eyed monsters
Grosse Pointe
hand-brake bracket
heterogenous anisotropic media
huiss
improvidently
inhalation anaesthetic
isometric immersion
jet-pipe temperature controller
joinder of defendants
Kurilians
light infantry
light-alloy casting
loss of reactivity
metempsychosists
monometrically
neck strap
network number
nonfertile
oligodendrocyte
overload test
P450c17
parallel processing limitation
partial elasticity
perdeuterioalkane
plastic wrap
Plinys
postal telegraph
power-ourput device
projective geometry code
public benefits
ratooners
recursion relation
reset code
Rφyrvik
save system right
scaloppini
segregationalists
Shakhovskaya
shell-and-tube evapourator
sideboy
simultaneous scanning
smothering method
snuffbox ferns
solar heat exchanger drive
start of pulsing
studmuffin
suffund
sustentacles
symmetrical triangles
t-account worksheet
terminal cone
the same again
thermal spike
time interval meter
timepoint
tremulousness
two-sided surface
undertwisted yarn
undevastating
unpeels
unusual equipment
urethral plates
vice-pres
video information exchange window
war-zone
Xfinity
zanzibar i.