时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Your horse called 你的马打电话来了


A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks 1 him on the back of the head with a frying pan.


He asks, "What was that for?"


She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."


He says, "Jeez, honey, 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I bet on." She shrugs 2 and walks away.


Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.


He asks, "What was that for?"


She answers, "Your horse called."


一个家伙正在看报纸,他的妻子走到他身后,用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问道:“这是为什么?”她说:“我在你口袋里发现了一张写有‘Betty Sue’的纸条。”他说:“哎呀,亲爱的,‘Betty Sue’是我赌的那匹马的名字。”她耸了耸肩,走了。 三天后他正在看报纸,妻子走到他身后,又用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问:“这又是为什么?”她答道:“你的马打电话来了。”



掌掴(声)( smack的名词复数 ); 海洛因; (打的)一拳; 打巴掌
  • His politeness smacks of condescension. 他的客气带有屈尊俯就的意味。
  • It was a fishing town, and the sea was dotted with smacks. 这是个渔业城镇,海面上可看到渔帆点点。
n.耸肩(以表示冷淡,怀疑等)( shrug的名词复数 )
  • Hungarian Prime Minister Ferenc Gyurcsany shrugs off this criticism. 匈牙利总理久尔恰尼对这个批评不以为然。 来自互联网
  • She shrugs expressively and takes a sip of her latte. 她表达地耸肩而且拿她的拿铁的啜饮。 来自互联网
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Abel transformation
Altona B.
attrac
baculoviral
be hurt
Bengali
betumbled
bridlehand
cacoproctia
Caltanissetta
Calyptrogyne
capitulum mandibulae
child-birth
chirche
chronic intestinal obstruction
congential convex club foot
Cucumariidae
cytomorphological
dance of jesus
directional adjustment
double breast
Dwayne
echolalia
electric draft gauge
enstatite porphyrite
environmental assessment
epss
error of curvature
Essex, Pta.
ethane nitrile
ethoxylations
extraneous electricity
ferroprussive paper
fire disaster
fix the price according to the quality
geomorphic history
get warmed up
goldwater
ground-levels
hatch opening
hodeidas
holoscopic
i-gramed
impregnability
instruction to bidder
intemperately
intracapsular ankylosis
intravenous atypical vascular proliferation
invitationally
japanese barnyard millets
knocks back
layan
lemon essence
ligameata plantare longum
low-heartedly
low-side orientation
m. extensor carpi ulnaris
main propeller machine
media interface connector (mic)
Meshillemoth
metal wire
missile tracking system
monolithic circuit
monopisthocotylean
mood message
mukanda
Neurohistopathologic
news reporter
non-bonding interaction
over-wintered
pergonium
Pierre Corneille
pinbacks
pleophonic
polar optical scattering
polycopinoidea shangyangi
positively charged sol
prevailingly
queen of the meadows
redundant recording
register level compatibility
request element
ropa
rudimentry uterus
russeliana
sampling prescription
sandcastle
scenographical
self excited machine
self-correlation function
selfrighteous
sequaciously
Sharif
shear strength perpendicular to grain
short staff
splashdowns
sundry commission paid
truck cap
turn toaccount account
tweeded
wereld
win one's spurs