时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Your horse called 你的马打电话来了


A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks 1 him on the back of the head with a frying pan.


He asks, "What was that for?"


She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."


He says, "Jeez, honey, 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I bet on." She shrugs 2 and walks away.


Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.


He asks, "What was that for?"


She answers, "Your horse called."


一个家伙正在看报纸,他的妻子走到他身后,用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问道:“这是为什么?”她说:“我在你口袋里发现了一张写有‘Betty Sue’的纸条。”他说:“哎呀,亲爱的,‘Betty Sue’是我赌的那匹马的名字。”她耸了耸肩,走了。 三天后他正在看报纸,妻子走到他身后,又用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问:“这又是为什么?”她答道:“你的马打电话来了。”



掌掴(声)( smack的名词复数 ); 海洛因; (打的)一拳; 打巴掌
  • His politeness smacks of condescension. 他的客气带有屈尊俯就的意味。
  • It was a fishing town, and the sea was dotted with smacks. 这是个渔业城镇,海面上可看到渔帆点点。
n.耸肩(以表示冷淡,怀疑等)( shrug的名词复数 )
  • Hungarian Prime Minister Ferenc Gyurcsany shrugs off this criticism. 匈牙利总理久尔恰尼对这个批评不以为然。 来自互联网
  • She shrugs expressively and takes a sip of her latte. 她表达地耸肩而且拿她的拿铁的啜饮。 来自互联网
学英语单词
a crook
abhored
abut hd.
acephalocystic
amalgamation
area generation
art original
axis of sight
bay-e
benzan ring
blue racer
bonattis
braggett
brow-up
chain drawing
cloamen
combination of tests
commotions
constant form
cowwheat
crooked mirror theatre (russia)
Cubanas
descriptive consumer research
deterministic appraisal approach
developement
ebastine
english heritage
facosidosis
factor intensity
fathoms deep
Fitchburg
fossil-bearing
free monoid
full prestress
gayson
generalists
genus Bettongia
genus cicers
grayle
humid euphorbia
ifa
incomplete correlation matrix memory
indexed sequential file
infectious edema
Inland Revenue
iron dosimeter
isotopic dilution
jib-boom crane
kalumpangs
Lingby
loading run
mail air-bag elevator
major soil types
margin of overgrowth
matricaria matricarioidess
matrix multiplier
mcmeel
MDS (minimum discernible signal)
mismachine
mixed type of ice formation
monochroous
multifibre cable
myristyl anilide
narrow hook rule
nickel borides
Oxytropis dichroantha
photographic data memory
physical plant
picryl amine
postfovea
Prey reduction
pygalgia
quartz ankerite rock
quaternion ring
radioautogram
reciprocity transation
reedy grass
rudder lock pintle
safe limit
sanitary can
scolex (pl.scoleces)
screen-factor
secondments
sheath-core yarn
sling thermometre
solute volatilization interference
span chain
Struthionidae
suppression element
take sb at vantage
temperature meter
to bite the bullet
triumphable
two-byte instruction
urinary sweat
vaild
Vertrijk
video alteration
Wefī
widely-pitched
woollen sweater
yellowware