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A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone on his m

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The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said,

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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, t

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A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.

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One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the nearest object - whi

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A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice

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On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home. As we d

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A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

我们第一次带我们七岁的女儿去迪斯尼乐园并直接去太空山时,她十分激动。 我担心过山车对她来说太刺激,她却坚持要玩。使她高兴的是,我们玩了两

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在小镇上,一位交警拦住了一位在主路超速行驶的司机。“长官”这个男人说,“我可以解释一下。” “安静,”警官打断他说:“我要让你在拘留所等

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三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。“一个人断了一只手,他来找我,”一个说,“如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。” “这算不了什么,”另

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TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says,

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