时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude 1 bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the nearest object - which happened to be an old wooden box - and held it in front of her.


"Young man, I know what you're thinking," she said.


"And I know what you're thinking," replied Jimmy. "You're thinking that box has a bottom on it!"


Jimmy去池塘游泳,他扎猛子前刚好看到了他的老师,Smith小姐,从裸泳中冒出头来。当Smith小姐看到Jimmy时,她赶紧抓过最近的一个物体---那碰巧是一个旧的木头盒子,挡在自己前面,说:“年轻人,我知道你在想什么!”“我也知道你在想什么,”Jimmy回答,“你一定以为这个盒子是有底的!”



adj.裸体的;n.裸体者,裸体艺术品
  • It's a painting of the Duchess of Alba in the nude.这是一幅阿尔巴公爵夫人的裸体肖像画。
  • She doesn't like nude swimming.她不喜欢裸泳。
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