时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话


The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her we could help and sought the assistance of the office manager. "You'll never believe this one, " I told him." I just got a call from a customer who bought some chairs from us in the 1930s. "


Before I could finish repeating her request, he interrupted and said, "Don't tell me she hasn't received them yet!"


我所工作的精品家具商店是从20世纪二十年代以来就营业的。最近我接到一个妇女的电话。她想换一套餐具中的一些椅子。这套餐具她是在三十年代从我们这儿买的。我向她保证说我们可以帮她的忙,于是我向部门经理寻求帮助。“你永远也不会相信,”我对他说,“我刚接到一个顾客的电话,她在三十年代从我们这里买了一些椅子。”


我还没来得及说她的要求,经理就打断了我的话:“你别告诉我她到现在还没收到货!”



学英语单词
a tight situation
administrative burden
allotropic, allotropical
amount added capital
amourously
arcetri
at the school
authority-owneds
average dividend rate of life insurance
ballasting and sinking of mattress
bardiches
be cleaned out
BL Lac object
bowl cut
bowstrings
burckhalter
byte multiplexer mode
caducous
cardiandra alternifolia s. et z.
casing-collar signal
close-to-the-vest
commutator welding machine
copyeditors
Corinaldo
cross bleed
dacula
desk-stand telephone
Diethelm's method
dress bluess
electric coil winder
electrical healing
emergency trip mechanism
factor pair
family Phyllocladaceae
five lemma
flat-bottom punch
formal parameter identifier
four-pole
FROF
gangbanger
geophyllous
Golgi's mixed method staining
happy-sad
heterogeneous environment
high molecular compound
home civil service
indirect gravure press
interference ripple mark
International Cooperation administration
lead a Jekyll and Hyde existence
levee widening
level compensator
lexigraphical
lower fiber
luffae fructus retinervus
Makuyuni
matlovich
mean tropical year
mechanical hygrometer
medicago hispida gaertu.
Mek'erka
monitoring unit
monophosphates
Mucuna gigantea
multifunction keyboard
musture
neoseiulus monomacrosetus
not care a fuck
Ormerods
othemorrhagia
phoenikochroite (phoenicochroite)
phosphovitellin
polyethylene adipate
powder monkey
pre-offer
puppysitter
radiation current
rear pillar
repullulating
rocks ahead
rola bola
safe escape
second of arc
seismic hazard
Septeamesite
servolubrication
Simra
slab clamp
slack variables
slate packed tower
slimmish
Smilax cyclophylla
soil cultivation
spoolin
structure deterioration
tipper trucks
vamped up
varisymbol
velocimetry
vertical cross cutting saw
warehousemen's itch
zig-zaggeds