英文笑话:Ear Short 耳聋
英语课
I thought my wife, Barbara, was losing her hearing, so one day I decided 1 to test it. I quietly walked in the front door and stood 30 feet behind her, "Barbara," I said, "can you hear me?" There was no response, so I moved to 20 feet behind her behind her, "Barbara," I repeated, "can you hear me ?" Still no reply. I advanced to 10 feet and asked, "Now can you hear me?" "Yes, dear," Barbara answered. "For the third time, yes!"
我以为我的妻子芭芭拉耳聋了。有一天,我想证明一下,我轻轻走进前门,站在她后面三十英尺的地方,“芭芭拉,”我说,“你听得见我吗?”她没有回答。所以我又走过去一些,站在她后面二十英尺的地方,“芭芭拉,”我重复道,“你听得见我吗?”还是没有回答。我又往前到了只有十英尺的地方,我问:“现在听得见吗?”“是的,亲爱的,”芭芭拉说,“我已经说了第三遍了。”