时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"



The winning 1 reply was: "The one nearest the exit 2."



一份报纸组织了一场竞赛,为下面的问题征集最佳答案:“如果卢浮宫起了火,而你只能救出一幅画,你将拿出哪一幅?”



获奖的答案是:“最接近出口的那一幅。”



adj.获胜的,胜利的;吸引人的,有说服力的
  • Team A has no chance of winning.A队没有获胜的可能。
  • They have great hopes of winning.他们获胜的希望极大。
n.出口,退场,离去;[计算机]DOS命令:如果存在这个命令,则它可从辅助处理器返回到主处理器;v.退出,脱离
  • They made a rush for the exit.他们猛然冲向出口处。
  • The fire exit downstairs will be open for one minute.楼下的防火出口将会打开一分钟。
学英语单词
adenocarcinoma of cervix
agco
Allium tuberosum Rottl. ex Spreng.
ampacity
antacids
anterior epithelium cornea
auxoautotrophic
available electron
bar display
bicrenate
branch of farming
bundesposts
burgage
Buxus mollicula
calmus oil
cantus firmus mass
champas
chief cabin
community health risk management
criminal jury
cutoff state
diffused type
direct conductance measurement
Dirichlet's theorem
double sided impeller
drawcards
eccentric and pitman drove
effigurate
elder sisters
enameled brick
endosteum
energy transfer mechanism
Erik I
exonucleolytic editing
fann
feelin' no pain
fly-loft
gastrotome
girlishnesses
glycol concentration
granular eosinophil leukocytes
gurdwaras
hauncing
homefronts
iambic pentameter
interlaced scanning system
intermediate moraine
inversion problem
justify
leadcovered
lime-and cement mortar
lowering of interest
Luyego de Somoza
Malatayur, Tg.
margret
Mastotermes electrodominicus
mega-candela
memory effect
motorcycled
nearby month
nemophora askoldella
nondisturbing
Novobirilyussy
novocaine block
nuculoid
open loop maneuverability
opioids
parallel bars
patent of introduction
penny dreadfuls
Pit-prop
plastering machinery
pleiotropies
polaritons
pound on
pressure of water flow
pseudo-event
pseudodisk
radio-frequency resonator
radiocar
re-direction
rectal speculum
reestablishers
Refrigerating Mechanic
secret voting
shield coverage
Shrovetides
slide-tape
soffit finish
specialist's book
square dancing
standard-based
Stewart, C.
tension wrapped fin tube
Tilade
undershaft
unexalting
van der Hoeve's syndrome
Virgin's-Bower
visceral sac
vodka sauce
water-log