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英语笑话听力+文本：Puzzle 困惑

Puzzle Abusinessmangotonanelevatorwithabusinesswoman. Shesmiledathimandsaid,T-G-I-F.Hesmiledbackandsaid,S-H-I-T. Thewomanwassurprisedandpuzzled. Shesaid,T-G-I-F ， ThankGoodnessIt'sFriday,getit? Themananswered,Sorry,Honey,It'sThursday. Notes: 1.Abus

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(39) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Paper Shredder 碎纸机

PaperShredder ACEOstandinginfrontofapapershredderaskedayoungexecutiveforhelp. Hesaid ， Thisisaverysensitiveandimportjuitdocument!Canyoumakethisthingwork? Certainly,saidtheyoungman.Heturnedthemachineon,pressedthebuttonandthepaperwentinside. TheCEOsa

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英语笑话听力+文本：CEO 总裁

Tomtoldhisfriend,Mybrotherhasajobwithtenthousandpeopleunderhim. Hisfriendreplied,Wow!HemustbetheCEOofacorporation. Tomsaid,No ， hecutsthegrassinacemetery. Notes: 1.Tomtoldhisfriend,Mybrotherhasajobwithtenthousandpeopleunderhim. 汤姆告诉他的明友

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英语笑话听力+文本：Math Test 数学考试

Alittleboytoldhisdadheflunkedhismathtest. Thefatheraskedhissonwhy. Thekidreplied,Themathwhizwhositsnexttomewasabsentonthedayofthetest. Notes: 1.Alittleboytoldhisdadheflunkedhismathtest. 一个小男孩告诉他爸爸，他的数学考试没及格 . f

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英语笑话听力+文本：What's she like?她什么样子？

Alittlegirlwaslost ， soshewentuptoapolicemanandsaid,I'velostmymom! Thecopsaid,What'sshelike? Thelittlegirlreplied,Shoppingandgossiping! Notes: 1.Alittlegirlwaslost ， soshewentuptoapolicemanandsaid,I velostmymom! 有一个小女孩儿走丢了，于

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英语笑话听力+文本：One Hundred 一百分

Atrickygirlsaid,Mom ， Igotaonehundredinschooltoday! Themomreplied,Great,sweetie,tellmeaboutit. Thegirlreluctantlysaid,Well ， Igotatwentyinmath ， athirtyinhistoryandafiftyinspelling. Notes: 1.Atrickygirlsaid,Mom ， Igotaonehundredinschooltoday!

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英语笑话听力+文本：Lincoln 林肯

Afathertoldhisson,WhenLincolnwasyouragehewalkedtenmilestoschooleveryday. Thekidreplied,Well ， whenhewasyourage ， hewaspresident! Notes: 1.Afathertoldhisson,WhenLincolnwasyouragehewalkedtenmilestoschooleveryday. 一个父亲告诉他的儿子：当林

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英语笑话听力+文本：搞定凹痕的办法

【生词预览】 dent 凹痕， wee 极小的， tailpipe 排气管 【笑话原文】 RolluptheWindowsFirst Awomangotadentinhercarandtookitintotherepairshop.Therepairmandecidedtohaveaweebitoffun.Sohetoldherallshehadtodowastotakeithomeandblowinthet

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英语笑话听力+文本：趁警察不在

【生词预览】 cop 警察， viaduct 立交桥 【笑话原文】 IDon tSeeanyCops TwoKentuckiansweredrivingacontainercardownaroadwhentheycametoaviaduct.Thesignsaid10feet5inches,sotheygotouttomeasuretheirtruck.Unfortunately,thetruckwasjustover12f

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英语笑话听力+文本：一面之词

【生词预览】 onesideofthecase 一面之词， excuse 使免除 【笑话原文】 OneSideoftheCaseAjudgeaskedourgroupofpotentialjurorswhetheranyoneshouldbeexcused,andonemanraisedhishand.Ican'thearoutofmyleftear,themantoldthejudge. Canyouhearout

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英语笑话：Wee Hours 凌晨

Wee Hours A man asked his doctor, Doc, my wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back? The doctor replied, Try coming home at four in the morning! Notes: 1. A man asked his doctor, Doc, my wife has lost her voice. 一个男人问他的医生

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英语笑话听力+文本：Go to Dance 跳舞

GotoDance Ataparty,ahandsomemanwalkedovertoagirlandasked,Areyougoingtodance? Sheexcitedlyreplied,Yes! Heexcitedlysaid,Great!MayIhaveyourseat? Notes: 1.Ataparty,ahandsomemanwalkedovertoagirlandasked,Areyougoingtodance? 在一场派对上，有一个英俊

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英语笑话听力+文本：Smart 聪明

Smart Onewomansaidtoanother,Mydaughterissosmartthatshewaswalkingat7monthsold! Theotherreplied,That'snobigdeal.Mysonwassocleveratthatagehemadeuscarryhim. Notes: 1.Onewomansaidtoanother,Mydaughterissosmartthatshewaswalkingat7monthsold! 一个女人对另

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英语笑话：Two hunters 两个猎人

Two hunters Two hunters met a giant bear in the forest, and one put his sneakers on right away. The other hunter said，That's no use because you'll never outrun this bear. The other replied, All I have to do is outrun you! Notes: 1. Two hunters met

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英语笑话听力+文本：two seats 我需要用两个座位

在演出即将开始前，一个长得相当粗壮的女士来到戏院，递给引座员两张票。引座员问：请问另一位在哪？ 哦，是这样的女士脸红着回答，你看，一个座位对我来说太小了点而且很不舒服，所

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：他什么都没听到

He never heard a thing! Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, What's the trouble? I went out this morning, she began, and when I came home I f

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英语笑话听力+文本：Want a day off 想请一天假

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. Boss, he says, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.We're short-handed, Smith the boss repli

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英语笑话听力+文本：Life after death 死后重生

Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. Yes, Sir. the new recruit replied.Well, then, that makes everything just fine, the boss went on. After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped

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英语笑话听力+文本：Your horse called 马打电话

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, What was that for? She says, I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it. He says, Jeez, honey,

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英语笑话听力+文本：Blind Date相亲

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eye

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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