时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

在演出即将开始前,一个长得相当粗壮的女士来到戏院,递给引座员两张票。引座员问:“请问另一位在哪?” “哦,是这样的”女士脸红着回答,“你看,一个座位对我来说太小了点而且很不舒服,所以我买了两张票。但这两张票都是给我自己用的。” “没关系,女士。”引座员抓了抓头说,“但问题是:你的两个座位号码分别是51和63!”



学英语单词
administrative action of water
analog visibility computer
argillaceous odour
ayub
be another story
be inapprehensive of
beidler
Blanquist
bond fee
calculus of interpolation
chemical-sensitive ion channel
cine-record
common product of intermediate metabolism
condyloideus mandibulae Processus
CONVERSIONEX
Cosmonaut Glacier
cultural adaptation
datura stramoniums
deoxyhemoglobin
despots
dethermalization
Diplococcus pharyngis flavus
dividend coupon
division engineering standards
droght
duo-binary system
dynamic triaxial test
edmund halleys
EMGP
eosine
espantoons
experimental serum sickness
exposure compensation
feeding attachment
fixed gate
foot gland
genus Lithospermum
gib head
hair-splitting
hard salting
hot reflux condencer
infrared astronomy
intellectuals
jacquard drum
Jakha
Koyukons
ladas
let me be the judge of that
llambias
magic numbers
magnetic rock
Mannebach
marsupial mole
mean climate characteristics
medical ionization
metastrategy
millfords
missing part
moving-blade shutter
multi-functional counter
neckeropsis lepineana
neontologic
nickel-zinc ferrite
nigra
nitecapone
non-homogeneous population
not to be covered
parallel force system
perquaric(c.i.p.w.)
petrosilex
polarization-maintaining single-mode fiber
poruwas
PWR (pressurized water reactor)
quality products
rainfall map
return in knid
rimando
rupture of felt
sabural
scavenging box fire
scavening air
slab zinc
solvency
standard deviation of mean
storage generator
stream-water
subscribe for shares
superstructure deck
synthetic standard sample
Takeko
to ... wish
topological tree
transcendently
transport of heat
ultimate oxygen demand (u.o.d.)
ultra-violet absorption curve
unnasch
variable-point
virtual front time of a lightning impulse
warp angle
wax wall
Wooramel R.