时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

在演出即将开始前,一个长得相当粗壮的女士来到戏院,递给引座员两张票。引座员问:“请问另一位在哪?” “哦,是这样的”女士脸红着回答,“你看,一个座位对我来说太小了点而且很不舒服,所以我买了两张票。但这两张票都是给我自己用的。” “没关系,女士。”引座员抓了抓头说,“但问题是:你的两个座位号码分别是51和63!”



学英语单词
abutting owner
al awabi
Amanita pantherina
anticorrosion painting
auster
badger-baiting
beat the band
bestorm
blister-plaster
blue - green algae
boron lined counter tube
breakrooms
catch per boat
checkages
chinese dancers association (cda)
cicada shell
convective rainfall
cooling worm
copolyether
crystallisabilities
cyclical reporting
decompression stage
denounce to
dental zone
disintergation
distilled water wash
drf.
dynamic mapping allocation
energy of solvation
engine lifting hook
error diagnostic report
exquisite
eyes on the ground
falling objects
Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act
feed-gear
femto-becquerel
flat-foot support
floor price
fracture of head of radius
Fulwell
gastrodome
gastromesenterial
germicidal silver cement
giant arrowhead
gives the shaft
glyoxalic acid
hand lubrication
high-ductility steel
Homemade dividend
indices of lattice row
instrument transformer for all purpose
internal groove sidewall
irrigated crops
leucemic stomatitis
lithonia
locate
long range air-to-air missile (lraam)
Meconopsis forrestii
morphophyly
mroue
NAVDISP
navigation district of small ship
Neolitsea homilantha
neutron hygrometer
Nitogenin
one level formula
optical scattering law
paraffin flux
pneumatic weighing system
Pocomoke City
Primula poissonii
radioknifek
rallo
rectline
rehimena phrynealis
reinforcing bar hydraulic-cutting machine
Rhacophyllus lilacinus
rigid-perfectly plastic body
rontgens
salicylideneamino-2-thiophenol
sautoire
series of observation
serum tellurite agar
Silence gives consent.
Slater type orbital
spectrophotometrical
staff officer
stored response
Sweep jamming.
symploce acuminata
tarryer
telemotor system
terminology
the usda
timesurfer
to be bound for
Tycho Brahe
Umm al-Qaywayn
uninsured clause under special contract
Winkleigh
wove