时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

在演出即将开始前,一个长得相当粗壮的女士来到戏院,递给引座员两张票。引座员问:“请问另一位在哪?” “哦,是这样的”女士脸红着回答,“你看,一个座位对我来说太小了点而且很不舒服,所以我买了两张票。但这两张票都是给我自己用的。” “没关系,女士。”引座员抓了抓头说,“但问题是:你的两个座位号码分别是51和63!”



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acetylated lanolin alcohol
acoustic compliance
actinyl fluoride
all agog to
amidinos
anomaly magnetic
apricot(kernel)
ariommas
arrest sb.on a charge of
aurresku
barrier gate
be a yes - man
brated shank tool
Bundeswehr
camargoes
chain twisting mechanism
childcarer
circularised
Combat Legistics network
combined curve
convicting magistrate
coping wall
cotton fabrics
debris dam
density spread
digital data recorder
dimaprit
dissociate rgb values
dragonflies
dumb-shit
duplicaria raphanula
entrepreneurial leadership
Eskimologists
euclasite (euclase)
Felis leo
fishing chief
flippery
fore-and-afters
fourday
fracks
Gal Oya
gear engagement
genus haemopiss
glass tubing gauge
glennville
glycerophosphoinositol
go-kartings
Gstadt am Chiemsee
haemoplastic
heath peat
Hong Kong Insurance Institute
husband-in-law
hypergnosis
inactivities
industry railway
inter company profit
intercurrent relapse
internal-external expectation
investment norm
isochoric activation energy
judaicas
Kapingas
karst stone column
locations tolerance
Melursus ursinus
minimax robust estimation
Musculus tensor fasciae latae
nochebuena
nuclear-instrument industry
numbering line
one-bullet regime
Onondaga Indian Reservation
orthognathous type
paracmasis
passantino
patchett
push-and-guide
racelite
ringing tester
riser bar
risk-neutrality
sepulchrum play
Sirrah, Nafūd as
slide valves
spring rocker
stress-strength time model (sst model)
surrejoinders
swerdloff
switch, hook
Takanamat
tanny
task detach
Tebafen
the terraces
thermoexpansion compensation angular ball bearing
transistorized servo amplifier
trevarthens
triple gyro compass
triplex system
unattached processing
Wandale
watt density