时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks 1 him on the back of the head with a frying pan.



He asks, "What was that for?"



She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."



He says, "Jeez, honey, 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I bet on." She shrugs 2 and walks away.



Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.



He asks, "What was that for?"



She answers, "Your horse called."



一个家伙正在看报纸,他的妻子走到他身后,用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问道:“这是为什么?”她说:“我在你口袋里发现了一张写有‘Betty Sue’的纸条。”他说:“哎呀,亲爱的,‘Betty Sue’是我赌的那匹马的名字。”她耸了耸肩,走了。 三天后他正在看报纸,妻子走到他身后,又用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问:“这又是为什么?”她答道:“你的马打电话来了。”

 



掌掴(声)( smack的名词复数 ); 海洛因; (打的)一拳; 打巴掌
  • His politeness smacks of condescension. 他的客气带有屈尊俯就的意味。
  • It was a fishing town, and the sea was dotted with smacks. 这是个渔业城镇,海面上可看到渔帆点点。
n.耸肩(以表示冷淡,怀疑等)( shrug的名词复数 )
  • Hungarian Prime Minister Ferenc Gyurcsany shrugs off this criticism. 匈牙利总理久尔恰尼对这个批评不以为然。 来自互联网
  • She shrugs expressively and takes a sip of her latte. 她表达地耸肩而且拿她的拿铁的啜饮。 来自互联网
学英语单词
accessory ventral condyle
ad.
allelotaxy
art academy
b-52
back-run
Balch
BigYellow
Bikou
Bohmer's hematoxylin
brake shoe anchor bolt
chololithic
chylo-
circular nut with lock groove
clockwork triggering charge
closing pointer
constant motion
criterion rule
Cynanchum sublanceolatum
diadochite
Dungarvan Harb.
Ediacaran
electroplated film head
excipient vehicle
file server
filter concentrate storage
floating point underflow
fuel inversion
function approximation
furrow width adjuster
gadgets
game plans
haskness
high-definition television
holoblastic
horizontal lateral
immune hemelysin
inhibitor of polymerization
international public law
kendleton
Lantuss
lenahan
liquid-spreader
lordoscoliosis
maslen
megaleaks
metapterygoid
microexplants
migod
naaied
nalrphine
nemero
no-good ass
non-carbonate
nonidentifiers
oblique sketch master
P-Aminopropiophene
Pacific Equatorial Undercurrent
Paracolpodium tibeticum
peaking circuit
platyophthalmon (stibnite)
prehistorically
preliminarily
primary tide station
prunuside
pseudo-octaves
public health inspector
pulverizate
put an animal out of its misery
random rubble finish
rebutting
reconnaissance pod
rope support sheave
Rosamond L.
roturier
self-smoothing fabric
single apertured core
Sivry
slot nozzle
some of my classmates
sphenopalatine vein
station gravity
stem spermatogonium
straight graph
strip aerial triangulation
subparameters
too-whoo
torque converter-coupling
tractor-powered broadcast seeder
trell
true diffusion international
tumor of heart
unmanned aerial vehicles
untechnically
verichip
vibration conveyor
Viburnum buddleifolium
virtualstation
visual-magnitude
warines
western symphony
X-ray transducer