时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks 1 him on the back of the head with a frying pan.



He asks, "What was that for?"



She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."



He says, "Jeez, honey, 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I bet on." She shrugs 2 and walks away.



Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.



He asks, "What was that for?"



She answers, "Your horse called."



一个家伙正在看报纸,他的妻子走到他身后,用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问道:“这是为什么?”她说:“我在你口袋里发现了一张写有‘Betty Sue’的纸条。”他说:“哎呀,亲爱的,‘Betty Sue’是我赌的那匹马的名字。”她耸了耸肩,走了。 三天后他正在看报纸,妻子走到他身后,又用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问:“这又是为什么?”她答道:“你的马打电话来了。”

 



掌掴(声)( smack的名词复数 ); 海洛因; (打的)一拳; 打巴掌
  • His politeness smacks of condescension. 他的客气带有屈尊俯就的意味。
  • It was a fishing town, and the sea was dotted with smacks. 这是个渔业城镇,海面上可看到渔帆点点。
n.耸肩(以表示冷淡,怀疑等)( shrug的名词复数 )
  • Hungarian Prime Minister Ferenc Gyurcsany shrugs off this criticism. 匈牙利总理久尔恰尼对这个批评不以为然。 来自互联网
  • She shrugs expressively and takes a sip of her latte. 她表达地耸肩而且拿她的拿铁的啜饮。 来自互联网
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abonnements
acceptilate
adjudication rule
Alha
alogicalness
altitude recorder
asked around
beheadals
bezalel
blennorrheal
blue-glazed
breedbates
brittle fracture of metals
Brown taper
bud out
capital and labor movement
car-parking
centre of compression
chlorated
chocka
Cholecysto-jejunostomy
coagulopathy model
compensating inductance
concrete vessel
congey
copper coated mild steel wire
cradle frame
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doryl
Elkosil
ellipsoidal structure
errand-ghosts
fennerogalathea chacei
finite-state channel
five lens camera
fresh water loadline(f)
fudge icing
fused switch
GPTH
grecs
hardness number
hooah
hudsonias
hydrofurfuramide
iino
impact crusher
in situ tracer
invigorating heart and kidney
iodine-xenon dating
Iphicrates
irreversibility of evolution
jcw
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labour statue
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linear system
lucie-smith
Manachy
maybe later
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nephropsids
noli me tangere
nuclear RNA
oblique fracture
oil-blast circuit breaker
parathyroid hormone determination
passest
passive sources
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policy action
polymethyls
preframe
processing method
pseudocercosporella daucicola
pyrrhuloxias
rapid-response switch
ratio of space allotted to buildings
reactive blue
reszke
scoop-wheel
shivaphis celti das
simulation of Markov chain
single-item
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solid state electrochemistry
space target-tracking laser radar
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streptothricial
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take shelter from the rain
tar-sealed
technology of metal powder
the altogether
tomato gall
trochlea tali
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unembed
uranotaenia (pseudoficalbia) nivipleura
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