时间:2018-12-07 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

一天,父亲和小儿子一道回家,这孩子正处于那种对什么事都感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?”


“唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个,那么我就算醉了。”


“可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”



学英语单词
absolute scale of seismic intensity
accelerated vocational training
accretion of population
Acrotretidina
Adeodatus II
alum bath
aluminum interconnections
analog-to-frequency converter
antaphroditic
bell ropes
black iron conduit
brick course
Brisssud-Sicard syndrome
bugging someone
carbodicyclo hexylimide
carrying charge on investment
cartilagines vera
chah lak
constant speed floating control system
crystalline temperature
cuboideonavicular
custody account bookkeeping
dally over
data control block
data de-dupe
debouchments
derian
destrie
duobinary number
Ecms
electric token instrument
eltenac
enstrengthens
Ferrocid
fibre deposition
fore hand welding
funnel form
gillhouses
Gnostidae
grypoceras
haulm stripper
high speed adapter teleprinter module
high-grader
hyanniss
hyptor
icenarcotics
information element
inner hair cell
interference technique
International Bank Account Number
iriditis
iris forceps
island of resistance
jeffcoate
just perceptible difference
kettle chips
kitlings
larke
late-february
lethargy hypnody
lowest usable frequency
lube oil filter
mesonephric adenoma
modest proposal
monetary reserve
neoproserine
night bombardment
nonruby
off-centre circuit
offertory
ossa digitorum pedis
ostracises
over coating
photo interrupter
polyphase line
polyurea
pompilids
r-glutamyl-transpeptidase
Rathlackan
real fuzzy number
redemption of unit
Roman
scanning high energy electron diffraction
seismic period
self-propelled single-row harvester-thrasher
sextetts
side-rake angle
stromatolitic
succussion-sound
superconducting device measurement
swiss-made
temporary memory test
train momentum
twin turbo
ultrasensitive impact measurement device
ultrasonic pulse method
unamortized expense
uranium mobilization
variable money capital
velocity of movement
water-grass
weenie benders