时间:2018-12-07 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

一天,父亲和小儿子一道回家,这孩子正处于那种对什么事都感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?”


“唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个,那么我就算醉了。”


“可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”



学英语单词
abdominal carbuncle during pregnancy
active citizen
aircraft store
alphabetic class
astrodynamically
autoepidermic graft
Ban Louang
be one-up on sb
biastigmatism
bilateral amplifier
biological accumulation factor
blast reducer
Boheraphuca
bordered matrix
calendar or legal year
Castelnau-d'Estrétefonds
change of schedule voyage
circle sprinkler
circulating water intake
complete combination
concerted application
containing type
D2R
deadlatch
deuterencephalon
dextrinizations
dgr (discomfort glare rating)
Diplopylidium
DSARC
Elrosa
endochondral ossification
fabulating
field evapotranspiration
galvanized iron lined door
gather a crowd
gavelets
grasbrunn
guilor
harowitz
highway switching
Hinton
Honore Daumier
hook damage
hyposmolality
ikuo
insulin gene
interior equipment
intrepid
iodanil
Jinyeong
kallidinl
lamph heart
lattice keratitis
lead roof
locao
loss of head due to pipe friction
Meghelmes
mellanbies
microlepia krameri
model of structure
Nikolayevsk
orbit transfer rocket engine
order sphagnaless
pole surface loss
ponygirls
positive food reaction
pressing juice rate
privileged
processor design
public green space norm
quick-firing ammunition
reedish
relative homogeneity
rhonchal fremitus
riding-light
San Miguel, G.de
saw ... off
seatstay
second-order tetragonal prism
shoe beams
skirlings
snub-
soot cleaning
south eastward
spirochaetic
straight-games
strong stability
tetraneuris acauliss
theopaschism
tinnery
true fat
tuberosity of ulna
tungsten boride
turbo-driven supercharger
unmounts
uplift stress
v-welding
vacuum thermobalance
w.a.f.
water ladder
weinfurter
xerospore