时间:2018-12-07 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

一天,父亲和小儿子一道回家,这孩子正处于那种对什么事都感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?”


“唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个,那么我就算醉了。”


“可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”



学英语单词
a snowball
accumulation curve
Aleixandre
as pleased as Punch
Bank of Scotland
baroque organs
battle axe
belt cloud system
binary-to-decimal convesion
brass polish fluid
brushmaker
butyl rubber insulation
by a long shot
centrosphere
chemotropisms
chilled vegetable
chromobindins
circulation index
compression stress relaxation
cotton waste filter
crossed grid
crystal fragment
cumiskey
do as one pleases
double (standpipe) plug interlock
drawing a line
drifted apart
easy-to-do
energy exchanger
erythrokinetics
excuriate
exterminate
external rotators
eye pattern
feldsparlike
fine grinder
fit the Procrustean bed
flip-flapped
floating point type
forerunning
francaix
fuhr
g0 phase
glutamylation
guava ?
hand-book
hatchmarks
heatons
hematopoietic micro-environment
Hilbert's problem
horizontal shifting
inkshed
inshave
inside tire
Irvingia gabonensis
kalmia
limbi Palpebralis
litiopid
locality statistics
lock-over multivibrator
loxia curvirostras
mechanical-feed
medieval ages
medulli-
meningioma of optic nerve
mental torpor
Miziya
Motoara-kawa
nonpathologists
noxious liquid
oilbearing
optical telegraph
passerons
Perkin reaction
personise
phylum brachiopodas
pot herb
pressure pulsation
Pu-yi
reduction to thermal velocities
reef debris
regio lumbalis
relay shutter
relay state
salix purpureas
sixtiesish
software configuration control board
stroke of a press
stromboid
subsequent conduct
supply officer
sweep-through jammer
tea-pots
threat management
to die for
Tradewater
transferpettor
true expression
Ut.
wineglassful
Yunlin
znucalite