时间:2018-12-07 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

一天,父亲和小儿子一道回家,这孩子正处于那种对什么事都感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?”


“唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个,那么我就算醉了。”


“可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”



学英语单词
4-Nitroaniline
after-service export
base-level epoch
be treated equally
blue bean
boarding call
breughel the elders
Bulwell
business patent
buthiobate
carbon collector strip
Carey, Mariah
caries humida
case iron retort
chapman-robbins lower bound
chroniclers
chungdienensis
common distribution
competitive government
constant mark
conveyer type molybdenum resistor furnace
Cordillera, Dep.de
Cudos
decussant
degree of synchronous start-stop distortion
deiformed
demavend (damavand)
dialysis disequilibrium syndrome
double solvent extraction process
edumacations
electrode heater
epicarpal
epigenetic momentum
Erysimum longisiliquum
exchange class
eye-mouth-genitals syndrome
feastivity
fire lighter
fixed information file
fledge
footmaker
four-position valve
general subscript grammar
generation rule
genus Asparagus
genus goniopteriss
gyroscopic precession
hand forming
health hazard
heat regenerative exchanger
henry kenneth alfred russells
husbandland
i-attred
imperial ottoman
inverted ring of bark method
issmfes
jingall
Kanisfluh
L'Isle-en-Dodon
lead sealing plug
love vine
lower-densities
Matakam
metro shield
monkey with
mortgage undertaking
mountstuarts
mourite
mouse-tooth forceps
ned (nuclear engineering department)
Nesophontidae
norchlane
one-stratum comparative survey
Ophiopogon szechuanensis
orthiodontus
output valve
oxitol
pathological hypertropy
performance letter of credit
pockets of poverty
radiant reflectance
remolade
ring girder
rulemaking power
schlangen
seemliness
semi productive
short selling
sorrow will pay no debt
sparrow-hawk
stack number field
tadpole eponge
transitivizes
travel-writing
tympanize
under-rehearsal
unseen
Ustert
valleysides
veronite (celadonite)
vertical labo(u)r mobility
white reactivity noise