时间:2018-12-07 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

一天,父亲和小儿子一道回家,这孩子正处于那种对什么事都感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?”


“唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个,那么我就算醉了。”


“可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”



学英语单词
'Amrān
A.A.C.S.
Acomayo
advance capital for a business
al-saud
alternately dark and bright rings
athl.
balanic epispadias
Bhandār
blackmailing
Bolsward
border-patrol
bredt's formula
capromorelin
cerotelium desmium
Chinese alligator
clean flow
colipyelitis
contingent-necessity
Conver-table
Corylus chinensis
dennings
deyans
divertings
division magnoliophytas
duo triode
earth roller
ekstrom
Empetrichthyinae
eye-ear plane
ferrite core
filling gauge
Fishers I.
foil-backed plasterboard
fuel process cell
function definition module
fusiform bougie
gas-pressure meter
generalis
guide on
hemocoagulin
hodels
huard timber
hypothetical wavefront
ideal element of law
ignition rod
interlacement
ischnothyreus narutomii
Judge Judy
keep sb sweet
Klinophilus
lamiflo
lepidophthalmus kempi
lip-stick
liquid rubber
lithium aluminum hydride
long-term floating rate notes
low-cal
marketing experiment
mass concreter
mecrillate
melanogogue
miscible flooding
misselecting
modern machine design
musculus stapedius
muskeet
mustangers
N (nuclear)
nagorno-karabakh.
nearfield
newberger
nonground
norm working hour
one may whistle for it
open top
Orimulsion
pipas pipas
restraining spring
sabulosity
sadomasochism
seegram
Separate metering
snake's
snow protection device
solemnizate
spring-cleaning
start-of-message indicator
stock market computer answering network
tacoma grandiflora loisel
team match
telephone engineering
the quantum theory
the serpent
thread roll head
unicellular glands
uphole correction
vealey
vesical peritoneal reflection
Vilarinho das Azenhas
wackestones
well-modulateds